LollipopFromHell
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Jul 6, 2020 1:01 PM
LollipopFromHell
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miakkamisfit
Would someone please photoshop an old Nokia phone bouncing around in there and then jamming it.
GummiBurrs
Jammycarpet
WorshipTheSun
Will it blend?
dragonsluvtacos
That was a whole ass refrigerator. Damn.
technicalfool
A whole-ass refrigerator, or a whole ass-refrigerator?
AndrewKuhn
Well, makes quick work of things I guess.
DigitalRebel
Someone has a crush
NotRockyAdriaaaaan
Ilovetomakestuffup
I love the video where all the animals getting shredded by this thing.
ManAmIThirsty
#4: "You can't get me, haha! Ope...ya got me."
JSW2001
How could you not post this with sound?! Monster!
ProppaGanda
Now, i know what to do on weekend!
M4nFle5h
Shredding not crush... whatever
Jaco927
worhan666
Pu....put your dick in it
iamwclf
Is it just me that has terrible visions of your hand somehow getting sucked into one if those things?
Unbarring
McPenguin
Sounds like Zoidberg eating.
LoggingOutNow
I want to see the end result
MetaSomma
I know a guy who works on the industrial- sized versions of these. They're fucking scary
CorwinMacGregor
"Disappear Freddie the Snitch" level scary, yes?
MetaSomma
I'm not gonna say that's not a possibility
NeverEnoughFoxes
#2
MadBadHated
That's a damn good cart there. Got at least 3 good wheels, fix up her bearings and she'll be good as new!
BIC777
I'd really like one of these, but I'm afraid that if I got one I soon would no longer own anything
jakeinthehood
I worry I'd fall in. Your chances of being shredded increase when you own a shredder
ruferto
that would be a terrible way to die. unless you fell head first it would be about a minute of pure agony
ruferto
ok, maybe 10 seconds if you fell head first or 20 seconds if you fell feet first ut still it would seem like much longer
KillingMeDjently
I'm not allowed to use the paper shredder at home without proper authorisation for that reason.
JReene
Malcolm's dad and the wood chipper.
steelinmyhead
I wanna see what comes out of the bottom.
BNabs
I like how they initially struggle for purchase like "will I escape" then it gets a tiny bit of grip, and BAM get crushed mofo
Sh4dowWalker96
The tank is like, "You'll never take me alive! ... FUCK"
TwoDogsNextDoor
I am terrified of falling in
Lightshadow122
Doesn't it seem like a complete waste of resources to put in essentially new shopping carts?? Couldn't something of less value be put in?
BitRoyal
Yeah, those looked brand new. Couple thousand dollars shredded for fun.
ZougasNewFist
has anyone ever put a crusher, into another crusher? I wanna see one of these stop and give up
wheresmybanana
Why does my mind always go to me going into one of those whenever I see one?
MadBadHated
Freudian death wish
BeerMeBeercules
I get the same call of the void.
Dragonfury5
Same here
Nightcaste
I kind of expected that propane tank to just sit there.
k5user
We need the sound ! Also:
thehobbitishguy
I think we do NOT need that sound. Nope. No thanks.
snowgloom
Oh my
earthymalt
Orgasmic
wheresmybanana
*schpluirrt*
DadWith4Kids
I too can do that! But also that fast ?
LetTheWorldBurnSinceNoOneFFFingCares
Hey, some guys like guys that are easy to get off like that
raspberryy
yessir
AbyssalKraken
I’m on an SSRI, I’ll trade you lol
IAmZephyre
*sigh* High School....
Sonorum
These are so scary, real nightmare fuel.
FoamingToad
"Let me squeeze you in my steel embrace".
HeraldOfTheBadger
Ever since half life
Retromorphic
The safety surrounding them must be immense I hope
railgap
Industrial shredder or buried alive?
Sonorum
Obviously the shredder, being faster
kyzentun
Instead of cremation, I want to be put in one of these when I die.
superman0000
Or just before
weerdo
When you die, you mean when you are already dead.. or not quite dead yet so you would able to experience that last ordeal? Kinky shit
RCSpotz
OnlyBones
BlindDoomWatcher
Look it up, there's videos of that.
PeeterGrant
I think the squishing sound you would make would be the stuff of immortal legend.
doubleyouexwhyandz
When you die or after you die?
Jennandjuice17
And your remains scattered across Disney Land!
bartletheboop
There's a video of them putting a dead cow in one of these.
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
*Anthony Jeselnik joke here*
littlevache
Before or after your last breath ?
jessiepinkman
it'd be a bit of a shock if you're not quite dead
ThomasGersky
For a second there it looked like somebody was in that fridge
DocNitro
Belle Delphine and a dead octopus?
Fasrill
Nah, it was Indiana Jones.
Melonfish
When or as?
FromTheBeyond
I want to be launched into one of these at high speed
bumcivillian
Can we please video it and put it on the internet?
jessiepinkman
well yeah, but it'd be a bit of a shock if you weren't quite dead
horseWnoname
:macaroni sounds:
WhatTheDormouseSaid
Damn.
WhatTheDormouseSaid
GrammarAndPunctuationNazi
Would you like the remains to be scattered as well?
kyzentun
Borgars. See above.
HillaryClintonsITGuy
That’s gonna make a mess.
ElbowDeepInSarah
Walking dead did this in season 8 towards the end,
ChubbyNipple
It's gonna grease the machine
Nuclearwaste9
Clean it once a day.
Nuclearwaste9
Can also be used to make ground meat. Lol
swanui16
Well it’s not like he’ll be the one who has to clean up
MetaSomma
You just toss a bottle of shampoo in after and the machine cleans itself
YsgramorsSoupSpoon
Jemmos
no! hydrogen peroxide!!! so it gets all foamy and sizzles! BLOOD FOAM EVERYWHERE! yet, 100% sanitary.
earthymalt
What if.... He died because he drank shampoo?
MetaSomma
Two birds with one stone!
JaromirAzarov
They're also using those to crush carcasses of large animals so you may have a chance...
mornstalk
Where is the vid?
m3d1cated
ugh get it yourself. its over there., in the google thingy.
jessiepinkman
where do they do this? Seems to be it'd stink and throw gore everywhere....
JaromirAzarov
No idea, I just saw a vid once
Mutamn
And then made into sausages, or burgers?
jessiepinkman
only for dog and cat food or zoo animals - i'd be cool with that
kyzentun
Borgars.
CorneliusCornwall
May I do the honors of grilling you?
kyzentun
Yes, but you must wear only an apron when you doj.
Chrisgopher
What shall be inscribed upon the apron?