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https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/r0bpyx/kid_steals_ball_before_english_football_match/
Nov 23, 2021 12:43 PM
Alittledistantshiningstar
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https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/r0bpyx/kid_steals_ball_before_english_football_match/
Carlinium
Well done kid, you've peaked.
Idonotbelievewehavecompany
ahahahaha, that is great
bobgunrunnersmith
Just living in the moment.
myballshurt
That kid peaked at 6, all down hill from here
RiverRoyal
What is this? A video of Dennis Wise’s career highlights?
talldrink413
Shooting star!
slackboy722000
Typical Spursy defence.
EllJayJay9
"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?!" At the end there
undeadyesunpersonno
That linesman fucking loves it!
conklin5
I'd have slide tackled the fuck outta that slow moving bitch!
cryborg
"Where did Harry go? Oh my!"
DUBAR70
G-O-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-L !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yellwfever
Azrael360
Someone didn't get the memo...
samuelwestphalia
I laughed. A lot.
FinnisherOffr
That is the coldest goal celebration I have ever seen.
wazroth
OFFSIDES
misterwappy
Scoring against Spurs really is for everyone
thatfucknguy
Im a bit disappointed the crowd didn't explode better and the announcers didn't "gooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal"
WarriorOtter
I miss Vertonghen. COYS.
lamepickle
Came here to say the same!
PlasticF0rk
Jan Vertonghen does not find this funny.
Finnegans
Lads, it's Tottenham.
thatauzzieguy
Did you see that ridiculous performance last night?
sirconnor
Thing about arsenal is they always try and walk it in
YourFriendlyNeighbourhoodNetworkMan
ThinBoySlim
Ludicrous display
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
I like the Ballotellian celebration.. Does a postman celebrate when he delivers post?
captainireland
Sometimes I do tbf
teddyboops
Gonna be chasing that high for the rest of their life
GerbilHereReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
What high? The kid's a robot, completed the tasks awaiting further instructions.
Freeminder
Now you pass the butter
Hsid
Oh. My. God.
Icecreammanfromhell
Hey you want to watch a movie later?
frahnseeskoh
Adorable
MantisTobagganMD
Bruv...that stare down after...kid's a stone cold killer
DraccoKnightblade
Modern Soccer/Football would have security all over that kid. For the right reasons!
tarkus10
Tightens jock strap, Ubers home, demands to know why dinner isn't on the fucking table.
mikebFIU
Very suspicious stance at the end, I think he’s pooping.
HsuDoNihm
The cheering scared the shit out of him.
sambaah05
On the best days of my life, I pooped.
StopCallingMeIAmNotYourBrother
Wouldn't you?
Jyzzzy
That's why "shitting your pants" also means "getting scared". An extreme adrenaline rush like that can trigger a sudden urge to poop.
OliverClothesoff70
The mark of a true professional soccer player.
pip1
That's just the Ronaldo-stance
KnightThatDrinksTea
It's a robot. He just went into standby.
sm209
I didn't poop. I peeeed
ihaveagreatpersonality
I didn't poop...I peeed.
ttra
You aren't allowed to take the shirt off so you need a reason to take pants off.
RaZorHamZteR
He just figured out people could see what he was doing.
CptRobotNinja
Dude...at first I was like no he's just being super epic but...yeah man I'm pretty sure he dropped fudge
ligmabolz
You can see at the end that he's not sure how to react with the massive ovation. I'm sure he enjoyed it.
bloodlustunicorn
Note to self, design toilet that gives an ovation when I poop.
MonsieurLeMoustache
What's not to enjoy while pooping
Crambodian
I hope his poops don’t become “pavlov’d” with cheers. Would make some really awkward moments in his future.
CrazyCatLad
The prolapse.
PteradactylStevens
I like how he stares at the ball after he makes the goal. The crowd cheers, but there is no joy or catharsis.
OverpricedCrayon
It’s because the crowd is actually yelling insults and racial slurs…because hooligans.
stronomer
He suddenly realized there are 50k people around him.
NotaCPA
this, kids, can be in their own world of imagination and when they come out of it...it's can be a shock.
akom
Not to ruin everyone's fun, but I'm pretty sure he's looking through the net at the audience because he didn't expect the cheering.
WhatzitTooya
He realized that was an own goal.
Caspooky
"...And STAY there!"
Malhavoc
In the NFL that standing and staring would be a 15 yard penalty.
haggerton
He realized the shallowness of his victory.
shanepalmero29
vicvalour
I was waiting for him to flop for a yellow card
anglafro365
That’s the weird thing about sports, you have to sorta teach yourself to be excited about such a small thing.
anglafro365
I felt the same way when I hit the winning hit in my tournament of champions baseball game; nothing.
eXoRainbow
ruferto
prince of soccer?
eXoRainbow
"Tsubasa Ozora" - He might be known as other names in other countries
ruferto
same same