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How to make a freedom dollar
Video tutorial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5a-gCb6-5E
Sep 25, 2016 7:58 PM
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Video tutorial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5a-gCb6-5E
Shpeque
Step 15: Now go and accidentally bomb a refugee camp.
hickfield
Instructions unclear ... dick caught in ceiling fan
btray
But does it fly?
diamondman00
Instructions unclear: dick stuck in toaster
thyfartismurder
Instructions unclear, ended up with an image of the twin towers on fire
colonelrussia
Have you folded it like this? https://files.shroomery.org/files/11-50/424688169-20_dollar_bill.jpg
Loxachi
Instructions nuclear stole Putins lunch.
Gasmonkeyfrank
Friends, Countrymen....lend me a dollar.
shock6906
I think I'll just look at yours and stop there.
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
...but does it fly?
DownVotesMaster
I'm ready
UnderseaYeti
This is a very underrated response. +1 for ya.
phantomgallery
i think you missed about 7 steps between 4 and 5
TracyAllenParks
how to fold an US dollar into an US war plane with instructions that are copy-written. can't get any more capitalist American than that.
NotVeryCleverUsername
I think you mean traitor dollar.
kirmokum
instructions unclear: invaded iraq.
DanteHicks79
KentuckyFriedChildren
I dun laughed, Dubyah style: e-heh-heh
ukarage
Step 1 to 4 : I can handle it. Step 5 : nope.
TheBlondSwede
Going to USA for the first time in november, this might come in handy!
Vesane
Yup. Use one of these folded dollars to tip the guys at the airport, they'll love it ¬.¬
JudgeRhymehold
That's one way to try to bring value back to the dollar!
TheSquarestCheese
But... the video tutorial is *completely* different from the picture posted.
xRadeon
Here's the one in the picture: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcsehGdds1c
LubedUpCandy
used the video to make the plane. wasted like 3 minutes making a way less cool plane
Jester814
I followed the whole damn tutorial and was very confused/disappointed when it was over...
MatiasGray
Nailed it! http://imgur.com/BTf4olN
DavidCisme
Or if you try it with plastic Australian currency you get crinkled plastic Australian currency.
ModeratelyIdiotic
Ever dollar is a freedom dollar.
scotskies
About five thousand million more and you can have a real one (not including fuel).
jakazurenonon
A f16 costs 18 million dollar
ShortBreadSpicyFood
anothervillain
+1, save for later AKA forget about it
jzwolfman
I literally looked for this comment as soon as I saw this post
assmaster4000
*favegetting
Oscarthegroucho
Fuggetaboutit
Vesane
Pretty happy with how mine turned out, actually! Thanks @OP! http://imgur.com/G07xM1k
malcolmsmemery
No prob im happy you could make it!
Vesane
It sits proudly on my car dashboard, now; zooming along wih me from city to city
malcolmsmemery
Its pretty nice looking too
Vesane
Thank you!
ZukoTheFeebleTurtleDuck
To people who don't even Origami, a Valley Fold means fold in front and a Mountain Fold means fold behind.
DONTkilmeh
You the real MVP
UncivilizedEngie
I kinda origami and other than mountain and valley fold these instructions seem totally unclear to me.
LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
And a Ben Fold means hipster piano music and an Avenged Sevenfold means speed metal.
ZukoTheFeebleTurtleDuck
ThePerfectGif
kirmokum
america never freedoms internally.
hoopsnek
http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-04-20/1271789580192.jpg
LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
Username patriotically checks out.
CaninePersonified
Freedoms intensify.
ForTheSlowPeople
Canines Personify
fredgiblet
Honestly looks more like a Mig-29 to me.
jakazurenonon
Looks like a su27 to me
NoDiceDoomguy
Was just about to post that.
jhonnycarrington
Can everyone just shut the hell up and appreciate the eye-watering beauty of patriotism? I'm from Australia and even I find this wonderful.
TheRealBlueBuff
Its patriotic if youre from russia
jhonnycarrington
I guess so, as long as Putin doesn't steal your dollar jet and fly it into the sun, while sending you to a 'camp'.
XenomorphZZ
Yep, people said this the last time it was posted too.
spenace
F-14?
spenace
Nope? Ok.
GroundHOG2010
No, F-14 has a distinct triangle shape before the swing wing. Also engines under dual vert stabilizers.
SendMeOxygen
Can you pull the wings back? No? Then no.
spenace
Lmao
Dreigiau
Yeah, similar here. Was thinking Su-27, but russian fighter lines are similar
neoritter
Eh, I'm edging more to the F-15: http://www.clipartbest.com/cliparts/dc8/9eK/dc89eKpce.jpeg cliparts/aTq/o5R/aTqo5R88c.jpg
fredgiblet
Look at the wing roots. They look blended like the Mig, not squared off like the Eagle.
neoritter
The wing roots don't like like either jet. The wings though fit the F15 better I think. The tail fins don't fit any of the jets.
fredgiblet
The tailfins on the instructions look like an F-18s, the top pics fins had their tips canted inwards though.
GroundHOG2010
Have Blue?
neoritter
Mig-29 for comparison: https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/mig-29-5257251.jpg
neoritter
Other aircraft mentioned: https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/f-18">8225.jpg">https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/f-18-4588225.jpg http://www.enemyforces.net/aircraft/su27sh.jpg
dailyforecast
Yeah, this is absolutely a communist dollar
zhukoz
This has been pointed out every time this is reposted
otherotherbarry
That's not possible, that dollar says "In God We Trust." And everyone knows commies are godless heathens that can't even say the word!
Polaristars
Shhhh...you'll give away the true purpose of this post.
megabassist
Beat me to it. Definitely a Fulcrum.
GuardsmanMiku
I like to imagine whoever came up with this origami did that on purpose
squelcheswetly
I thought the same thing. Or a SU 27.
Djinferno806
Wings aren't swept back enough for a su27. And the way the fuselage connects to the wings at that angle definitely screams fulcrum.
TheRealBlueBuff
Dont you people be doin visrecce in my imgur.
CinnamonBunny
Also the engines are too close to each other.
ImSorryFriend
I can't get mine to fold http://imgur.com/n1EhTqF help please
Evoslip
Freedom dollar not coward dollar...
Yachiru9
Any suggestions? I'm having the same issue... #Canadianproblems #firstworldproblems
Sugarcrotch
you gotta heat yours up first
MooMooKillz
Name checks out
DanielTheCanadian
Try a toonie and give me that loonie for timmied
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
it'll be softer when warm. more work but the end result (if successful) will be more impressive
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
need more strength
Calgarytech
Same issue here.
Gas0
Better call Hoodrolik Presz Shanel
KenBuzzins
Mine keeps jumping all over the place /a/8fskq
Thegreenbastardpartsunknown
what a loonie
bendomino
That's a duck. It can already fly on its own without folding.
OmegaFlames
Maybe you'll have better luck with mine?
lizwah
Ahh I haven't seen one of those in a while! Australia money is awesome. Apart from the ridiculously huge coins, dollar excluded obviously.
JaJoMu
I'm gonna have to stop you right there. You've just offended Australians and New Zealanders alike. That there is a Kiwi dollar! ;)
lizwah
Ah my bad. I swear the dollars look the same haha
JaJoMu
No worries - they're very similar. Just replace the Kiwi with a few Kangaroos ;)
captainhammerpants
The problem is that your money doesn't have enough freedom
darkhavana0512
The22ndDoctor
http://imgur.com/grbGuy1
EMTMarv
Is this Due south?
The22ndDoctor
Indeed it is. Good show all the way through, but first season is Unbelievably good.
StarkeRealm
Yeah. Watch it, it's hilarious.
malcolmsmemery
Sorry aboot that i cant help ya eh
Pornegranate
Traduction en Canadien: Sucre d'érable omelette du fromage tabarnak poutine câlisse vivre la Québec libre.
anabundanceofpuns
You da real.MVP
InsanityReborn
Get outta here.
anabundanceofpuns
Translation into Canadian: Moose moose maple syrup snow maple leaf cold apology.
GettinSprucy
Ohhh ok i get it now
DarthMaan
Such a beautiful language.
usersubsurfing
It's actually an insult to dog sled racers to call them moose twice in a row.
anabundanceofpuns
My bad. Capitalizing the second "moose" should solve the problem. Source: am professional Canadianovascotiologist.
RcusGaming
As a Canadian I can confirm this is what he said.
Berlinthebattleturtle
Dude, you forgot hockey. How could you forget hockey?
anabundanceofpuns
I did. Hockey is supposed to be at the end of the sentence
theHuskySparrow
Thank you!
anabundanceofpuns
Anytime. As a professional Canadianovascotiologist, I'm pretty well versed in these matters.
Yiffer5000
POUTINE!
AGoodTimeButABadRoleModel
Putain!
DavidBowiesBulgeInLabyrinth
HOCKEY!
ashmenon
You keep his mother out of it.
DarkMaster98
Igloo?
junked
Hockey!
Yiffer5000
TOQUES!