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I know this meme is officially "old as fuck" at this point, but I'm posting it anyway cause I still love this format.
I remember seeing this here a while back, I couldn't find it when I wanted to show it to someone, so I just went and remade it, and I'm posting it here.
PS- what's imgur's verdict on the status of remaking memes? Is that OC or a repost?
ConstantlyonYoBack
What was the original fight about anyway? I don't know the show.
ArtisticTrout
I like my coffee black just like my metal!
DougForcett
Enjoy your hot bean water. I'm going to put cream in my coffee because I love myself.
RisingPhoenix92
Depends on the coffee. Ive had good cups that needed no cream or sugar but most need something to cover burnt flavors
leftyshuckles
my coworker kind of thinks like this, but hey she also told me today police brutality doesn't exist, so not everyone understands everything.
Seenmeb4
My dad had his cup of coffee with a tiny creamer for the first time at almost 70. Loved it. You do you.
bathoryduck
I like my coffee like I like my women: in a bag, tied to a donkey in the Colombian mountains.
DeadGremlin
I like black coffee because the bitterness resonates with me
ChemicalCookies
Truesoldier00
I remember in my teens when people were staring to drink coffee and the kids who drank black thought they were so tough. Badasses, they were
420supercoolusername69
I like my coffee the same way I like my women. Without some other dudes dick in it.
DYLANLEE79
I drink black, no sugar, cause it's fewer calories.
4FingeredBandit
I drink black because I always had to much or too little creamer ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
veryhairyarea
I drink it black because after a while cream looks gross...
DarthDragon7
Are reality shows still a thing?
poorwhitetrash
The Real World is amazing.
DeadGremlin
I don't know the graphics are nice but the gameplay is pretty much a grind after level 18 unless you get the silver spoon edition.
PowwerOrb13
Ugh. I level up in a week and I am so not looking forwards to it. Well I mean the level up loot isn't bad but like... the unlocks at 18 suck
poorwhitetrash
I absolutely love the taste of coffee black. I cannot stand sugar or cream in my milk. It's gross to me.
LuluKazoo
I like my coffee like I like my women, with a penis
BannedByMods
WilWheatonStoleMyButtplug
I like my coffee like I like my women, ground up and in the freezer.
ILoveToLaughHaHaHaHa
Sounds exactly like something I'd expect to hear from a dirty narwhal.
whensdinner
I like my coffee how I like my men. Hot, black, and down my throat
Tylendal
I like my coffee how I like my women. Taken by force from a third world community to the detriment of their way of life.
Futanaridesu
My man
BlaneStrickland
MericanNightmare
"I'll drink that goddamn upside down triple coconut machiatto through a loopy straw and fuck your mom after."
Zarf42
Life IS too short. I'm not giving up extra flavour for toxic masculinity.
imsorrydidibreakyourconcentration
It's not just OC, it's OCC OC
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
I like my coffee with alcohol in it
sittingfarawayfromtheworld
I like my alcohol with coffee in it.
DarkBadTheShameless
I’ve found just a splash of cpt Morgan dark spice rum to be delicious in coffee.
H4V0
I'm a cafe latte (with soy) fan. Shit is godly to me.
unclenastyfingers6969
Anyone have the cat version of this? I love that one.
Septiformus
walterack
This one and the cat kibbles one are my favourites
ShitSpeckledMuppetFart
Heheheh have to say, I’m upvote #666 :-)
orangeisthenewbasic
It all makes sense now
HipHopSaint
Oof ouch my bones
aDrugAddictThatIsntDeadInside
I wish I had a friend like him.
omgbs
This is great
k32000
I read it in a yelling voice, like the samuel adams skit on chappelle
DJdonnieDisco
I need a tattoo of this ASAP.
shadokastur0776
I love this
YourFriendSquid
This is the best one, that and the windows update one that was floating around
dismemberedtoddler
Somebody sent me one where they argued about whether denuclearization would make the world more peaceful
Ryebread91
I need sauce for the ones talked about in this thread.
Zeus541
I really like the cat one with the wet food
TechnicalDrift
I think we can agree wthat this is one of the best memes in a long ass time.
Dillonnnyousonofabitch
It brings me no pleasure!
KingKolunikus
And then you say, "wait a minute, Sally. I think I've got something in my teeth. Could you get it out for me, that's fuckin' teamwork."
Beepity
What's your favorite posish? ...That's cool with me, it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you.
Bathroomboy
Whats your favourute dish? Im not gonna cook it but ill order it from zanzibaaar.
RichKix
penisparty
BlueDsc
Heh, it's like me with beer. "Oh it's an acquired taste". Yeah, fuck drinking something until I just get used to its shitty taste.
idiotcube
Dude, you've gotta try some of this POISON we're all having! I promise you'll get used to the taste of POISON if you drink enough POISON!
BlueDsc
I've got nothin against alcohol, I just can't stand beer. If I'm gonna drink something I want to enjoy the taste of it.
PowwerOrb13
Me with any alcohol. I'll keep drinking cheaper sodas that don't have adverse effects on my brain and body.
LarvaLamp
Buddy, do I have some bad news about soda and your body...
thebloody
That poor sweet summer child
ShrubNinja
I've never been a fan of bitter stuff, so I've gotta deal with friends giving me shit over drinking cider all the time.
Vergenbuurg
Bollramm
Vergenbuurg
SteveZesu
Part of being a man is making fun of other men for doing anything you don't do and calling them fairies. It's the best.
DisgruntledFerret
Funnily enough, that's also part of being a woman. The specific name calling changes, though, so that keeps things varied.
TechnicalDrift
But you gotta be a massive hypocrite. Own that shit.
KamSolastor
As a soldier, and with a lot of time spent being and being with “manly men” - do what you want, as long as you aren’t hurting anyone else.
LittleLebowskiUrbanAchievers
Insults are the language of intimacy among men.
gandalfrodo
Are you a coworker of mine?
ImAfraidYoureAllPsychosSoIMadeThisAccount
Ever try to outlast the other dude in the hot tub? Wussy, he got out, he's barely even cooked.
sevrono
I'm gay and no one I know it's willing to call me a fairy for fear of coming across as a dick
DogFoodTime
You ever come across one you didn't like?
sevrono
Only on the basis of hygiene
slamEVIL
Fuck you this is true!
sprinckletitties
I've actually been made fun of for "acting" masculine by doing things like drinking black coffee. Mind your own business and let people 1/2
sprinckletitties
like things. Don't be that guy that tries to ruin things for other people. 2/2
aguacatedeldiablo
I'd rather put it as, don't make fun of your acquaintances, make fun of your close friends
thatoneguy357
In other words, https://youtu.be/0la5DBtOVNI
sdfsdfsfccc
Found the fairy. Fairy.
Rips4w
I dont make fun of other men for doing what I don't do, you fucking fairy.
SteveZesu
That's cause you don't have the balls to do it you fuckin fairy.
Rips4w
Guys with balls are the fairiest cuz there's balls touchin 'em 24/7, you ball havin' fuckin fairy.
SteveZesu
I've had more balls touch me than Freddie Mercury, I don't give a fuck you homophobic fairy.
D4R71F1C3R
And that's how he met your father
DakotaWolf
You forgot ", you fairy"
torge
The fact you hate your balls touchin makes you a giant fairy fuck, ya fucking fairy!
FlyYouFLCL
All this Balls talk is for fairies!
Cyzyk
Can't even go in a restroom without touching a dick.
Ketheres
We can fix that
SoupCanMan
Knock it off, pheasants! Get your fucking MIND IN THE GOD DAMN GAME. FUCK!
GuardsmanMiku
real men are actually women
MyLeftNutHangsLower
I like Michael Scott’s version of “coffee.” It’s milk and sugar
PowwerOrb13
Add some cocoa powder and heat. Maybe a marshmallow and it's my preferred version of coffee
DeadpoolIsMySpiritAnimal
I like the taste of espresso, but I would drink bat poop if it had caffeine in it. A man isn't picky, but has preferences.
Wampasully
A man can be picky if they want, we literally just went over this my dude.
DeadpoolIsMySpiritAnimal
That is true, but my preference is that a man isn't picky, but has preferences.
JoeyBFromTX
Uhhh, am I the only one here that thinks that pretty much everyone has preferences
TheRicM
Guano
mirrorz
I like my sugar with coffee and cream.
Jenshk
Schtayfe
I like my cream with coffee and sugar
AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle
Instantly sang that +1
Idontknowwatiexpected
Bby ur sweet enuf
Wrackhoon
I like me men with cream and sugar
penisparty
RedbeardSenchou
BavarianGuy
Just tell me if you want cocoa, i make you cocoa.
novicexpert
Too sweet to be sour. Too nice to be mean.
Sonicdahedgie
If you wanna keep it going keep it going full steam
LankyBootyGriswald
Too sweet to be sour. Too nice to be mean.
JediMasterFett
My wife tells me I drink a hot milkshake with all the cream and sugar I use...it tastes delicious
TheBestestElite
Well, I gotta keep it going keep it going full steam Too sweet to be sour to nice to be mean
LokiShade
Well, on the tough-guy style I'm not too keen Trying to change the world, I'm going to plot and scheme
Glengoolie
Mario C. Likes to keep it clean, gonna shine like a sunbeam, keep on rappin’ cause that’s my dream
Obipan
Mario C. Likes to keep it clean, gonna shine like a sunbeam. Keep on rappin cuz that’s my dream. Thank Moe Dee for Sticking to Themes
cmad182
Noooow when it comes to envy, y’all is green Jealous of the rhymes and the rhyme routine Another dimension, new galaxy
nowlookatthetoprightcorner
It's "Got an A from Moe Dee for Sticking to Themes" an allusion to the rap report card. https://genius.com/44031
CriticalJudgementalElitistPrick
INTERGALACTIC PLANETARY, PLANETARY INTERGALACTIC!
sciencebasedlifeform
SamArt53
In Rhode Island and some parts of Massachusetts until the 1980s this was sometimes referred to as “regular”. There was only Sanka for decaf
VitaminJay
Can confirm, my aunt is from Brooklyn in the '60s and 'regular' was cream + sugar.
IWillMakeSpellingErrorsAndGrammaticalMistakes
A regular in MA it's cream and sugar. I went to PA last month and learned that is a Northeast thing only....
SamArt53
In some places, if you ordered coffee ‘regular’, they’d add the milk and sugar and hand it to you. At least until the 1970s.
BifurcatedDickShaft
Uh it's literally still like that in New England
MisanthropicAnthropoid
This is still the norm in MA. Regular means cream and sugar.
SamArt53
Great to hear. My dad, born in RI in 1925. When he was old enough to work in the textile mill he could go into any bar and drink. Job=MAN
SamArt53
What was weird in Northern RI was a lot of the old men, my Dad’s age & older drank, “Bromos”. As in, Bromo-Seltzer. Believe it or not.
anotheroundplease
In NY if I say regular to the street corner guys they will give me coffee with Milk and Sugar. Have to AJ for it black if you want it.
TheReddestBeard
rattlebone10
"Fucking Milk" is something completely different.
imadooog0
New York's hottest club is Beef Milk.
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StarkMan
MetzgrlSailor
Wylt
He looks so young with just a haircut.
Ryebread91
He’s got vibrant eyes
ruferto
*melk
BillysLegendaryCrack
https://imgur.com/niRlExL
UsernameNotTakenYet
TurtleExMachina
LiteralVampirePotBellyGoblins
WheeereAreMyFlapjacks
ChrisMcDude
Malk*
Newt372656
Mulk*
Septiformus
*bullmilk