mini dump of twelve

Sep 30, 2025 5:40 PM

TheWoodsAreVile

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#1 Instant Karma! He looked so proud of himself immediately after swallowing the popsicle!

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#12 this is brilliant

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#3 I used to make that all the time. Never half as good as she does, but it's nice to see the real thing.

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#12 I've seen worse with a multi-million dollar budget.

11 months ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

Sauce is Caroline Klidonas - Watch the full 9 minute short film here!

https://youtu.be/If-XGaHZSts

11 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

She got an instant subscribe from me the last time this was posted! Everything on her channel is this well done. My favorite is the enemies-to-lovers book trope ones!

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#3 oh my God someone the me what she adds at the end. Is that salsa macha?

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#6 👍😊

11 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

#2

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#5 looks like a lifetime of pain in multiple situations

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Downvoted for that. I was really enjoying the first few images, but then OP throws people getting seriously injured with 0 fucking warning.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#9

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

#9 everything you don't want personified. Crazy how she did that

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#1 unsolicited fun facts... This happens because the artery carrying blood to the brain is right next to the esophagus. Consequentially, when you eat cold enough food, the blood going to your brain is cooled to the point of a pain response! Modern problems.../s JK they had air conditioning and ice thousands of years ago in the desert

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL professional cootchie taper is a job. #9

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#4 source?

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 Sexy!

11 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

would be if it weren't for the metal utensils on a nonstick pan

11 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Who dosnt love a Forever Burrito

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 he ded

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#6 is really sweet and also really fucking hurts.

I don't think ever in my life has anyone been excited to meet up with me, romantically or otherwise. I'm just cellophane and I fucking hate me.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#6 I've risked my life on two separate occasions to save people from drowning, I don't know if I would have the balls to do this.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 honestly never had a brain freeze before, and I eat ice cream in big ol' bites. Is it like a bad headache?

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Downvoting for #10 fuck the Hodge twins. Absolute pieces of shit.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Think you meant #11

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...Go on?

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Look up "The conservative Twins." And The Hodge Twins. If the results don't bother you, then you're their target audience.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

EUGH I was hoping for a TLDR instead of having to deep dive and fill my search results with weird potential maga shit but fiiiine

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Okay update they seem obscure enough that it appears to be hard to even find info on them aside from their own vids or direct reviews of those vids and boy I gotta say those gents look like fuckin rapists. Dude on the right has that psycho stare holy shit. Literally none of what I heard them say had any value so... I'm gonna assume from the thumbnails & sensationalist & extremist vid titles they're just more of the MAGA same. Like baby Fox newses.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry lol, and yeah they are. They weren't always is the funny thing, in 2015, they were kind've funny and did eating fast food in care reviews, but yeah, they got gross.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#7 why is she walking in the street and not on the sidewalk? Darwin almost got another one.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#9 more plastic in her than on her.

11 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 7

#4 What is this from?

11 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

An animated version of The Magic Flute https://youtu.be/gxvyaapBcq4?si=29ThN2dNMKj6sjUc

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hah I came to the comments hoping somebody had linked it
Had a look around and managed to find it! (:
The Magic Flute by W A Mozart BBC Animation
Haven't watched it yet myself but, youtube link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxvyaapBcq4

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#2 dude with white car is the luckiest man in the world

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#12 sweet Jesus how does this end??

11 months ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 0

Uh, this is fucking America, k? It all works out.

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

Sauce is Caroline Klidonas - Watch the full 9 minute short film here!

https://youtu.be/If-XGaHZSts

11 months ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

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11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank.you!

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thank you!!!

11 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

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11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#7 If only there was a sidewalk she could have used

11 months ago | Likes 127 Dislikes 5

Agreed for sure - but can we also discuss why it appeared as though the driver was intentionally trying to hit her??

11 months ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 3

Why? She clearly has plot armor

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ironically, she could have been injured on the sidewalk, as the white car goes up onto it.

11 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Literally thought the exact same thing

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I assumed she was going to the driver door of her own car

11 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

In the second half of the clip, you can see her walk by the driver's door.

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

She walked past the door showing no signs of even pausing

11 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

So she did! By the time she got there my eyes were already searching for the car coming up behind her

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Key in hand going to her car. She should have used the passager door for sure.

11 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 15

Not her car (she walked past the driver door) and not another parked car in sight further down the road

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seems to me she walked PAST the door though.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And there isn't even another parked car in sight further down the road, she needs to hone her survival skills

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like she actually walks past the door in the second half of the clip. (the shot from behind)

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

If that was her car, she would have gotten into it, rather than walking past the side mirror.

11 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

And showing no signs of going to stop either

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A: Who gets in and out of the driver's seat through the passenger door?
B: She walks PAST the door. It's not her car.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And there isn't even another parked car in sight further down the road, she needs to hone her survival skills

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#3 Queso fresco is amazing. I also really like cotija. I'll sometimes get a block of either and cut off chunks as a quick snack. Works great as a substitute for the standard mozzarella cheese stick.

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Thanks, I couldn't recall which was the crumbly one.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Of the two I mentioned cotija is harder and crumblier.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have an amazing Mexican market locally, I can always ask. Queso I know, crumbly I do not; but they speak great English.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

#9 feels like a bet that got out of hand

11 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

Her boobs defy gravity!

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Her boobs aren't real (natural). They're filled so tightly, like an over-inflated toy ball. No wonder they don't move.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It was part of a longer runway show called The Blacktape Project, if i'm not mistaken. And its...a fun watch.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I expect taking it off wasn't any where near as fun for her as putting it on.

11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

She looks quite hairless so probably not so bad

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If she wasn't before, she will be after.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well clearly she is an exorbitonist and likely model but how the tape came up is anyone's guess. I would estimate she saw the tape elsewhere and wanted in.

11 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Exorbitonist

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

She certainly has some orbs.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The Black Tape Project has been around since around 2010ish - https://www.blacktapeproject.com/

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Australia.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

The big screen in the background (yes, there is a background in this video) says "THE BLACK TAPE" So some sort of fashion show.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That’s what I mean

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

#1 I've had brain freeze that badly once. Once was enough.

11 months ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

I had brain freeze once that was so bad it gave me explosive diarrhea. Stupid Butterbeer at Universal!

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But brainfreeze happens when the cold hits the roof of your mouth and the blood vessels react. He swallowed the popsicle so quickly that it never got enough contact with the roof to have this response. I can imagine his "heart" would react and his esophagus would feel the "brain" freeze reactions. I've had that happen a dozen times or so lol But this is 1000% faked over dramatic reaction filmed purposefully

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It’s quite horrifying how painful it can be.

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

debilitating

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 Push your tongue against the roof of your mouth, hard as you can. It works.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

The idea is to warm the roof of your mouth. Your sinuses are right above them and they no likey being cold. Better to rub your tongue back and forth against the roof of your mouth

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna give that a try the next time I bite off more than I can tolerate.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Nah, you want to use someone else's tongue, it will already be warmer. Will solve it quicker.

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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11 months ago (deleted Oct 1, 2025 2:03 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I agree. Totally.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0