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Jul 3, 2018 8:46 PM
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cyan1618
He wasn't talking about that Eiffel Tower.
proracing53
railgap
I wonder if he's relentlessly funny at home or when relaxing with friends. I knew a guy like that, it was exhausting after a while.
freetobeme
Yes but he’s from Canada
GrandmaSlappy
God, I never care about celebs or dudes or nuthin but that man makes me want to jump on his goddamn bones so fuckin hard core
NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte
pdhackley
“I was in the pool!”
jackske101
Shrinkage
sipnonjannjuice
But it's gonna feel big with those hands.
slack3rdav3
Technically correct. Metal will contract when it is colder.
Janusha
Cold in Paris... Meanwhile, over here, its so hot 2 Hobbits just came and threw a ring into my house.
FuckTheFuckingFuckers
skipweasel
mostlyh2o
Feck!
repurposedschleem
No, still don't get it
wobblybobbly83
I read that in the Deadpool voice
Vapekilleddumbledore
Not sure if you knew, but Ryan Reynolds is Deadpool IRL. Common misconception. Np
mypuffrollwontturnover
Well it is his voice if you've heard him talk ever
tomanderson35
still looks bigger than my penis.
mypuffrollwontturnover
Speak for yourself
Hecknomancer
Fun fact, the eiffel tower does actually grow and shrink with the seasons due to such high metal content
GrandmaSlappy
I honestly don’t think I’m straight or gay, I’m ryansexual and I can’t fucking help it, I was born this way
TheRicM
IDidntThinkItWouldBeThisHard
Those people are in the same photo as Ryan Reynolds and they will never know
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ThoughtThisWasAmerica
I’m straight but would totally let him bang me
mordain23
well you out of the closet now
jackburnt
CamelWides6
Well do ya have a pussy??
ThoughtThisWasAmerica
Nah
helloassholes
Then you are a female.
PietroAretino
Hahahaha you're not funny!
TheBeefWind
For realz. Most unfunny person. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
NowSneakyTurtle
But it does shrink in the cold.
mattbl
Loses like 6"
Kaluaman
Yep. :)
theyar
Or after swimming.
FistfulOfAssholes
Found the engineer.
broloftheviking
By about 0.38 cm per degree centigrade.
BOMBARDMENTBOMBARDMENTBOMBARDMENTBOMBARDMENTBOMBARDMENT
That feels like too much
broloftheviking
Nope. I did the math. The Eiffel tower is 334 meters tall. .38 cm per 334 meters per degree is pretty small.
pyrrhlis
Well it’s very large to begin with
dawnzoom
;)
Corona688
structurally speaking that sounds terrifying
dingofdong
It's just a fact that building designers have to account for - if you ever see metal plates in the deck at the ends of bridges, those are +
Corona688
I know, but entire CENTIMETERS of creep? The expansion factor is supposed to be teeeeeeeeeeeny.
dingofdong
Consider the overall size of a building like the Eiffel Tower, or a bridge spanning 100m or more - in absolute terms, a centimetre here or +
dingofdong
+ expansion joints that allow for length fluctuations due to temperature. It's just another factor like wind pressure and gravity which +
dingofdong
+ influences architectural engineering (and fortunately is well understood and therefore easy(ish) to account for)