Oct 24, 2017 12:22 AM
ImTheGuyWhoChantsUSA
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DwigtSchrude
straight dude and I gotta say that Gosling and Reynolds are just ridiculously attractive. it's unfair man
HectoProtecto
#2 is he posing with his doppelganger?
tequilamockingbirb
savage AF
StupidAlexKrycek
fishcakes23
Ok, I'll say it. This is Chris Pratt's joke
sizzlinshizzle
Blake Lively's ass should have it's own zip code.
DeadTuesday
He was great in Drive
Downvotegarage
I love these two so much.
aaronthe7
lucky bastard
jackie9403
wildcatfan4life
I'm jealous of their kids for getting to grow up in such a fun house.
Manic2016
Is this how he was born?
TheGriffin
He's from Vancouver, so not as much
peopleperson
This is how all Canadians achieve their "second birth" or when we "take off, eh" Why do you think that's a saying?
Acrossbetweenabunnyandeeyore
MrStinkFingers
e45643
There are only two celeb couples I care about: Kit Harington & Rose Leslie,and Ryan Reynolds & Blake Lively
ImpoliteCanadian
Reynolds made a fortune being a real dick and people are like "oh he's so likeable" ...bitter and sweet, that's how we make them up North
In what ways has he been a dick? In a role or in person? Because if it's on screen, that sorta doesn't count, right?
On screen of course, he's done amazing things outside of work. All i meant is you can't be that good on screen without having the skills /1
In RL but he chose to use his powers for good. Not all Canadians are all nice and sweet, they choose to be./2
Anyone nice is so because they choose to be. Not just us Canadians.
plainwhitesarah
Ryan Reynolds and I share a birthday, and I just find that fact so fucking attractive.
zipsline4
largeal
Am I the only person on the planet who doesn't think Ryan Gosling is remotely attractive?
6Oh4
Their twitter account handlers are killing it.
pokos33
Why the downvotes bruhs? This man speaks the truth, as sad as it may be
McTrundleWolf
A lot of celebrities actually handle their own accounts. Same goes for politicians. A lot don't as well, but plenty do.
A lot "half" handle their accounts. They do have writers that do it for them. Hell Bojack jokes about it with Diane, but it's a thing.
Sure. These folks have people around them for everything. My point is that many are still the primary users of their account.
Imightbethedroidyourelookingfor
After seeing Ryan in interviews, I am pretty sure he handles his own Twitter.
ProfessorSandwich
Savage
Buckeyelyndsi
I am straight but I would absolutely be a lesbian for Blake!
teamSafeway
She's too wrinkly for being so young
alltheclevernamesweretakenthisisembarrassingpleasemakeitstop
Get in line.
Meatwave
My brother met her. She was filming one tree hill or some other shit. They spent the whole damn evening just hanging out. Fuck that guy.
tremonti
...Maybe I will.
IUsuallyExpectTheSpanishInquisition
Me too! And I'm not even a woman!
WallpaperProblems
I am Vegan but would totally turn Vegetarian for the taste of some Bacon.
Septiformus
Happy women's day
TitaTitanium
What?
eagle193
No, no.....
TheCapitalB
YES.
mrsforfunsies
Oh Canada!
7heng
lazer bear with his monkeys <3
asm80dfa8sdfj
Oh where for art thou, Canada?
Cognitum
We stand on guard for thee
Degas777
Our home and native land
belluslux
True patriot love in all thy sons command
TheCatMakesTheRules
With glowing hearts we see thee rise
AbstractUser
WuProgress
Yes, that is the name of our anthem.
One of two anthems, anyway. Da da da da da; Da da da da da; DA DA DA DA DA; DAAAAAAA da da da da daaaaa da daaa da da da daaaaa da da da
OverlyOpinionated
My little brother didn't believe it until we went to a hockey game
DeanOMiite
I don't follow much celeb gossip but Ryan Reynolds seems like one of the most genuinely likeable people in Hollywood.
daellat
keanu reeves?
SimonPeggMe
True.
Pawnderlust
He's canadioh I see some beat me to it
Gofdunk
... and Weird Al
poutineandganj
He came through my work a little while ago (a private airport) and he really was one of the most genuinely likeable people.
electricmind
all that and dark humour: <3
iamthisguy247
It's all an elaborate role he's playing for fame. In reality he kills puppies for fun.
TheWonderfulWizardOfOs
And education
CaldariBob
LIES. He kills them for food, like any good Canadian!
MrXilas
He stomps cocker spaniels as a sacrifice to Nimrod.
Inappropesmagotes
Hold on, hold on, let's not get ahold of ourselves, what breed?
All of them. ALL OF THEM.
At least it is fair.
PapaStromboli
I bet he liked being Deadpool... IN XMEN ORIGINS WOLVERINE
deadeyesatan
Of course, he's Canadian.
baronramsey
Explain Bieber
Crockpotseal
As is Ryan Gosling.
yourpalBuddyChrist
Lol theres some canadians that are real dicks though
crabbydotca
The sports fans, mostly
And Quebec
MyNameChegg
It's mostly Quebec.
You called?
fungis21
Vancouver baby !!!!!!
Home city, only proud when it's convenient though
My favourite city <3
countseven
But so is Justin Bieber.
You speak the sour truth, sir/ma'am
CrackerAisle
I'm Canadian. Does that mean I'm instantly more likeable?
lysomaru
Just watched the Wizard of Lies.. Thx Canada
DickPicEnthusiast
As far as I'm concerned, with the exception of Paul Bernardo and the likes of him, yes.
KeyMasterVinzClortho
we approve.... this time.
TheBlackKaiser
I think Joe Rogan said it best "Canada has 30% less dicks." Still plenty of dicks out there but you notice the difference.
Betterwithcoffee
Just look at all the shit Rob Ford got up to and he was still more likable than most politicians in the US.
kornkobb
Ol’ Fordsie!
HinmnIsNotMyName
Ha! You win.
Shit my mistake.. not wizard of lies.. shit.. that's horrible.. Argo.. I mean I just watched Argo.. Argo Fuck yourself.. Thx Canada.. again.
giitsok
Depends. Are you related to Justin's Bieber
finnsto
Or Avril Levigne or Chad Kroeger?
UpNorthInAFuckingIgloo
Ya'll don't say that
TyrionLannisterr
Is this a trick question?
axelfive
That's Jon's line.
AliBarber
Depends. Are you sorry?
deft1
Nope......ಡ_ಡ ...okay, yes.
How fucking sorry?
Dyslexicbirch
Him and Hugh Jackman
thatusernameisregistered
And Dwayne Johnson
notacobra
Heh, have you seen Hugh Jackman's facebook? He just tweets about hanging out with his wife and eating burgers and shit. It's amazing.
tazlah
Hugh Jackman visited me twice at the children hospital when I was little, then met him again in my teens.. in the hospital.
Did he dress as wolverine
No he never had. I think that would actually cost a bit to do up himself. He was always neat and clean :)
questionableanswers
Keanu Reeves
MrWoodchip
Huge Jackedman
Ziexoro
Him and him and Chris Pratt
Snark42
That's because he's Chris Pratt.
I can't shake the feeling Chris Pratt would lose his temper and become bitchy, Jackman and Reynolds are very "Genuine"
wefearchange
Chris Pratt just seems like a bit of a douche nozzle. Idk. I'm glad he's done the work he has in costume for children's hospitals though.
davebeastly
Thy rewrote his character in like season 2.
Of life? Because dude seems like a douche irl.
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
He seems like a real "GOD GUNS N GRAVY MURRICA FUK YEAH" type which I kinda find grating tbh
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
*scratches head* is there something wrong with gods, guns, or gravy?
Idk why Nick Offerman gets away with it, maybe because he's genuine person who's like "lol that's a character, man" but he's not annoying.
TheRealDurdan
That’s because Hugh Jackman is Australian
Indeed Canadian and Australian such wonderful people
pyrrhlis
The better children of Britain/France
TheLegendarySuperStrayan
Any canadians want to cross breed with me and create a superior race?
IDoNotLikeMe
I think the Germans tried something similar once...
WhyDoesGlassTasteLikeBlood
As an Australian I’ll say, “Thanks, Cunt”
Also aussie
adamtzzz
... have you *met* an Australian. we're mostly terrible.
Iam aussie
DeZaim
Fuck off cunt, I'm amazing.
matthmu350
Have you met tony Abbot
Im aussie myself i know how much of a cunt abbot is
Xavkha
Shithouse polly, Shithouse beliefs, but still hes a volunteer firefighter which makes him ok by me.
Remember the guy that headbutted him
Yes, he has a face that’s begging to be bricked hahah
iznull
These two deserve each other.
Celebrity couple Renling
NordicusMaximus
What? You’re too good for Gosnolds?
Mr. Godnolds, the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teachers at Hogwarts this fall.
busybee
*Professor. He earned his degree!
Of course, apologies.
weaselbee
You know, it's weird hearing that as not an insult.
Gianttesticlemonster
Ryan and Ryan?
SirHappi
Yes.
worldsGreatestDetectiveOne
That should be a TV show. The R & R Show. Has a cheesy early 90's theme song and they both share an 2 Bedroom in Hoboken living day to day.
Change it to twin beds in a 1bedroom where every episode ends with them saying "goodnight Ryan, goodnight Ryan" and your on.
hamberglar
Bring back 2 Guys and a Girl and just replace whoever the other guy was with Ryan Goesling.
Etank
I cant get over Ryan's crooked left pointer finger!!
Mine's like that too on both hands. It's useful when you want to point at something that's both in front and behind something.
JeSuisIvre
I mean, he can't be 100% perfect, it's only fair to make his finger a little wonky.
He could have a small dick too
DwigtSchrude
straight dude and I gotta say that Gosling and Reynolds are just ridiculously attractive. it's unfair man
HectoProtecto
#2 is he posing with his doppelganger?
tequilamockingbirb
savage AF
StupidAlexKrycek
fishcakes23
Ok, I'll say it. This is Chris Pratt's joke
sizzlinshizzle
Blake Lively's ass should have it's own zip code.
DeadTuesday
He was great in Drive
Downvotegarage
I love these two so much.
aaronthe7
lucky bastard
jackie9403
wildcatfan4life
I'm jealous of their kids for getting to grow up in such a fun house.
Manic2016
Is this how he was born?
TheGriffin
He's from Vancouver, so not as much
peopleperson
This is how all Canadians achieve their "second birth" or when we "take off, eh" Why do you think that's a saying?
Acrossbetweenabunnyandeeyore
MrStinkFingers
e45643
There are only two celeb couples I care about: Kit Harington & Rose Leslie,and Ryan Reynolds & Blake Lively
ImpoliteCanadian
Reynolds made a fortune being a real dick and people are like "oh he's so likeable" ...bitter and sweet, that's how we make them up North
peopleperson
In what ways has he been a dick? In a role or in person? Because if it's on screen, that sorta doesn't count, right?
ImpoliteCanadian
On screen of course, he's done amazing things outside of work. All i meant is you can't be that good on screen without having the skills /1
ImpoliteCanadian
In RL but he chose to use his powers for good. Not all Canadians are all nice and sweet, they choose to be./2
peopleperson
Anyone nice is so because they choose to be. Not just us Canadians.
plainwhitesarah
Ryan Reynolds and I share a birthday, and I just find that fact so fucking attractive.
zipsline4
largeal
Am I the only person on the planet who doesn't think Ryan Gosling is remotely attractive?
6Oh4
Their twitter account handlers are killing it.
pokos33
Why the downvotes bruhs? This man speaks the truth, as sad as it may be
McTrundleWolf
A lot of celebrities actually handle their own accounts. Same goes for politicians. A lot don't as well, but plenty do.
6Oh4
A lot "half" handle their accounts. They do have writers that do it for them. Hell Bojack jokes about it with Diane, but it's a thing.
McTrundleWolf
Sure. These folks have people around them for everything. My point is that many are still the primary users of their account.
Imightbethedroidyourelookingfor
After seeing Ryan in interviews, I am pretty sure he handles his own Twitter.
ProfessorSandwich
Savage
StupidAlexKrycek
Buckeyelyndsi
I am straight but I would absolutely be a lesbian for Blake!
teamSafeway
She's too wrinkly for being so young
alltheclevernamesweretakenthisisembarrassingpleasemakeitstop
Get in line.
Meatwave
My brother met her. She was filming one tree hill or some other shit. They spent the whole damn evening just hanging out. Fuck that guy.
tremonti
...Maybe I will.
IUsuallyExpectTheSpanishInquisition
Me too! And I'm not even a woman!
WallpaperProblems
I am Vegan but would totally turn Vegetarian for the taste of some Bacon.
Septiformus
Happy women's day
TitaTitanium
What?
eagle193
No, no.....
TheCapitalB
YES.
mrsforfunsies
Oh Canada!
7heng
lazer bear with his monkeys <3
asm80dfa8sdfj
Oh where for art thou, Canada?
Cognitum
We stand on guard for thee
Degas777
Our home and native land
belluslux
True patriot love in all thy sons command
TheCatMakesTheRules
With glowing hearts we see thee rise
AbstractUser
WuProgress
Yes, that is the name of our anthem.
TheGriffin
One of two anthems, anyway. Da da da da da; Da da da da da; DA DA DA DA DA; DAAAAAAA da da da da daaaaa da daaa da da da daaaaa da da da
OverlyOpinionated
My little brother didn't believe it until we went to a hockey game
DeanOMiite
I don't follow much celeb gossip but Ryan Reynolds seems like one of the most genuinely likeable people in Hollywood.
daellat
keanu reeves?
SimonPeggMe
True.
zipsline4
Pawnderlust
He's canadioh I see some beat me to it
Gofdunk
... and Weird Al
poutineandganj
He came through my work a little while ago (a private airport) and he really was one of the most genuinely likeable people.
electricmind
all that and dark humour:
<3
iamthisguy247
It's all an elaborate role he's playing for fame. In reality he kills puppies for fun.
TheWonderfulWizardOfOs
And education
CaldariBob
LIES. He kills them for food, like any good Canadian!
MrXilas
He stomps cocker spaniels as a sacrifice to Nimrod.
Inappropesmagotes
Hold on, hold on, let's not get ahold of ourselves, what breed?
iamthisguy247
All of them. ALL OF THEM.
Inappropesmagotes
At least it is fair.
PapaStromboli
I bet he liked being Deadpool... IN XMEN ORIGINS WOLVERINE
deadeyesatan
Of course, he's Canadian.
baronramsey
Explain Bieber
Crockpotseal
As is Ryan Gosling.
yourpalBuddyChrist
Lol theres some canadians that are real dicks though
crabbydotca
The sports fans, mostly
yourpalBuddyChrist
And Quebec
MyNameChegg
It's mostly Quebec.
ImpoliteCanadian
You called?
fungis21
Vancouver baby !!!!!!
deadeyesatan
Home city, only proud when it's convenient though
TheGriffin
My favourite city <3
countseven
But so is Justin Bieber.
deadeyesatan
You speak the sour truth, sir/ma'am
CrackerAisle
I'm Canadian. Does that mean I'm instantly more likeable?
lysomaru
Just watched the Wizard of Lies.. Thx Canada
DickPicEnthusiast
As far as I'm concerned, with the exception of Paul Bernardo and the likes of him, yes.
KeyMasterVinzClortho
TheBlackKaiser
I think Joe Rogan said it best "Canada has 30% less dicks." Still plenty of dicks out there but you notice the difference.
Betterwithcoffee
Just look at all the shit Rob Ford got up to and he was still more likable than most politicians in the US.
kornkobb
Ol’ Fordsie!
HinmnIsNotMyName
Ha! You win.
lysomaru
Shit my mistake.. not wizard of lies.. shit.. that's horrible.. Argo.. I mean I just watched Argo.. Argo Fuck yourself.. Thx Canada.. again.
giitsok
Depends. Are you related to Justin's Bieber
finnsto
Or Avril Levigne or Chad Kroeger?
UpNorthInAFuckingIgloo
Ya'll don't say that
TyrionLannisterr
Is this a trick question?
axelfive
That's Jon's line.
AliBarber
Depends. Are you sorry?
deft1
Nope......ಡ_ಡ ...okay, yes.
WallpaperProblems
How fucking sorry?
Dyslexicbirch
Him and Hugh Jackman
thatusernameisregistered
And Dwayne Johnson
notacobra
Heh, have you seen Hugh Jackman's facebook? He just tweets about hanging out with his wife and eating burgers and shit. It's amazing.
tazlah
Hugh Jackman visited me twice at the children hospital when I was little, then met him again in my teens.. in the hospital.
Dyslexicbirch
Did he dress as wolverine
tazlah
No he never had. I think that would actually cost a bit to do up himself. He was always neat and clean :)
questionableanswers
Keanu Reeves
MrWoodchip
Huge Jackedman
Ziexoro
Him and him and Chris Pratt
Snark42
That's because he's Chris Pratt.
notacobra
I can't shake the feeling Chris Pratt would lose his temper and become bitchy, Jackman and Reynolds are very "Genuine"
wefearchange
Chris Pratt just seems like a bit of a douche nozzle. Idk. I'm glad he's done the work he has in costume for children's hospitals though.
davebeastly
Thy rewrote his character in like season 2.
wefearchange
Of life? Because dude seems like a douche irl.
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
He seems like a real "GOD GUNS N GRAVY MURRICA FUK YEAH" type which I kinda find grating tbh
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
*scratches head* is there something wrong with gods, guns, or gravy?
wefearchange
Idk why Nick Offerman gets away with it, maybe because he's genuine person who's like "lol that's a character, man" but he's not annoying.
TheRealDurdan
That’s because Hugh Jackman is Australian
Dyslexicbirch
Indeed Canadian and Australian such wonderful people
pyrrhlis
The better children of Britain/France
TheLegendarySuperStrayan
Any canadians want to cross breed with me and create a superior race?
IDoNotLikeMe
I think the Germans tried something similar once...
WhyDoesGlassTasteLikeBlood
As an Australian I’ll say, “Thanks, Cunt”
Dyslexicbirch
Also aussie
adamtzzz
... have you *met* an Australian. we're mostly terrible.
Dyslexicbirch
Iam aussie
DeZaim
Fuck off cunt, I'm amazing.
matthmu350
Have you met tony Abbot
Dyslexicbirch
Im aussie myself i know how much of a cunt abbot is
Xavkha
Shithouse polly, Shithouse beliefs, but still hes a volunteer firefighter which makes him ok by me.
TheLegendarySuperStrayan
Remember the guy that headbutted him
WhyDoesGlassTasteLikeBlood
Yes, he has a face that’s begging to be bricked hahah
iznull
These two deserve each other.
zipsline4
Celebrity couple Renling
NordicusMaximus
What? You’re too good for Gosnolds?
peopleperson
Mr. Godnolds, the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teachers at Hogwarts this fall.
busybee
*Professor. He earned his degree!
peopleperson
Of course, apologies.
weaselbee
You know, it's weird hearing that as not an insult.
Gianttesticlemonster
Ryan and Ryan?
SirHappi
Yes.
worldsGreatestDetectiveOne
That should be a TV show. The R & R Show. Has a cheesy early 90's theme song and they both share an 2 Bedroom in Hoboken living day to day.
Gianttesticlemonster
Change it to twin beds in a 1bedroom where every episode ends with them saying "goodnight Ryan, goodnight Ryan" and your on.
hamberglar
Bring back 2 Guys and a Girl and just replace whoever the other guy was with Ryan Goesling.
Etank
I cant get over Ryan's crooked left pointer finger!!
davebeastly
Mine's like that too on both hands. It's useful when you want to point at something that's both in front and behind something.
JeSuisIvre
I mean, he can't be 100% perfect, it's only fair to make his finger a little wonky.
Etank
He could have a small dick too