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#earlywithdrawal #dukeboysbank
Jan 4, 2018 9:03 PM
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#earlywithdrawal #dukeboysbank
MillennialsRuiningThingsSince1000AD
DIY overpass.
ThatMonkeyFromCaptainPlanet
Its one of those accidents you know you didn't mean, but can still act like you did and go up to the jumped car driver and yell "nailed it!"
igobeder
Damn, that guy must have a nitrous hook up.
4528bing
The driver late for Doctor appointment
Dracotrapnet
Sometimes I think there needs to be cylinder and horse power limit on licenses. >150hp >i6, you need to upgrade licenses.
tryhardtechy1169
hey dude, there is no reason to FLIP out. i'll show myself the door.
JohnMyungIsGod
*holds up sign* 9/10
jbcars4life
alleyjr
Aaah Rockford. Someday we'll make the front page for something not crazy...
dinglydoo
What? I have to pump the Gas here on my own?
jernewby360
Bye Felicia
HamDangler4TheAngleOfTheDangle
DucatiChris
Yeeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaw!
SemiC0L0N
Rigity...ROCKFORD!!!
honestlyengine
My parents aren't home.
Notalizardinahumansuit
And you live where?
justanothercarmechanic
Why don't you have a seat
Notalizardinahumansuit
Too late hes dead now, i planted your dna everywhere. Goodbye forever.
virgil592
Now you may be thinkin' them Duke Boys had something to do with this. And by plum, you'd be right.
jwan
In the voice and everything!
Hornydavesfavoritejam
Rockford, Illinois whaddup??? Corner of Alpine and Newburg, for those wondering.
alleyjr
Mexico classico a couple blocks down is fantastic if you haven't tried it.
buckbuckbuckybuck
What the hell happened? (Also, greetings fellow Illinoisian.)
kgmoose
815!
simplykristina
Omg I grew up there! Lived in Polo until I was 10!!
Hoppities88
Crime riddled...I used to live on Oregon Ave.
Hornydavesfavoritejam
I grew up on Denver so not too far from you. I learned not to live on a number or on a street named after a nicer place than where you live.
RightTurnClyde
Hazard County Credit Union.
smartgirl63
haha my thought exactly!!
piirus
Cuff em and stuff em, Cletus!
ragz357
Brilliant
shimmernshine
Looks like them Duke boys are in a heap of overdraft fees...
RightTurnClyde
Door handles are expensive...
bigbrother
*Hazzard
RightTurnClyde
Why thank Yer..
MrPredator
Duke boys would be proud.
Customername
Do we have to go to the ATM? Does anyone need cash? "Yeah I think Leeroy needs some"
stayoutofmypersonalspace
Some say the guy in the silver car is still shitting his pants to this day.
ApplePeachPumpkinBlueberryCherryorBananaCream
Jetduh
SEND IIIIIIIIIIT!!!!
Bombpier
SAIL!
Hoppities88
So...this is about 1 mile from my old house. I used to run by here all the time. Other fun facts: I used to see spent casings on my runs.
bulldogmurph
Fuck me, he cleared it!
kaovalin
Just watched that last night
jbcars4life
bulldogmurph
My man!
SumdumCanadiun
My cousins had a heavily censored one in Ireland. Was “Golly Gee, He cleared it!”
SumdumCanadiun
I get that reference.
bulldogmurph
I think you're the only one that did. +1 for you.
SPCNewbie
He hit the car you will see it bob after he is over it. That is what it at looks like to me anyway.
LincolnSiixEcho
Yeah his door turns black on a spot
jbcars4life
Slight damage. The post I saw said they hadn't heard the extent beyond it did make contact
righttitmcgee
I think they cleared it. The other hit its brakes hard making the car bob.
SPCNewbie
I did show controls and full screened it. that's a lot of bobbing and for moment it goes straight down which is not what breaking would do
SPCNewbie
watch the aft right tire on the truck as it "hits" the car between the doors
bulldogmurph
You clearly didn't get the reference. Christian Slater in Robin Hood Prince of Thieves.
bulldogmurph
But have an iPhone anyway.
bulldogmurph
*Upvote, unfortunately I'm not giving out iPhones.
SPCNewbie
oops sorry then
bulldogmurph
No worries have another upvote.
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"car's got a lot of pick up"
SteevyT
Fix the cigarette lighter.
ProfessionalPupperPetter
How does someone accidentally hold down the accelerator for that long?
amagiciannamedgob
People are fucking retarded. Unless youre old, there's no excuse for this.
Splosions
stroke?
FungusForge
A comment last time this was posted said pedal confusion. They think their foot's on the brake so they panic and press harder.
smadge1
Gonna need a car wash
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MrHorsea
Is there a subreddit for car crashes?
reineseele
That is a weird one. Tiny border but huge height difference.
GymMatMeat
Bad driver. Worse lot design.
hammersquirrel
smadge1
Express lane!
EcchiWithATwist
Good
LithosMike
Wow. I feel like that retaining wall desperately needs some barricades, lol.
DetectiveSloth
Might interfere with the hydrant?
katseiko
Are you american?
LithosMike
Sorry, I'm married.
SpaceGK
My wife worked at a Wendy's during college. On her shift someone drove off the retaining wall, crashing down onto the Wendy's parking lot
SpaceGK
Her being the manager at the time and it being midnight with everything else around closed, she got to deal with it
CheddarDreams
Someone drove through the window while I worked at 5 Guys
SpaceGK
Shortly before I started at Pizza Hut someone drove through the wall into the dining room and took out the table a family was sitting at
SpaceGK
The waitress just left the table 5 seconds before. Table was thrown. Somehow noone got hurt. Elderly man (driver) mixed up the pedals
philadellaphia
The cars that keep driving past...
MetroidPrimeHesTheBest
Surprisingly, not the car wash accident gif I was expecting.
dajigizup
Oh my god
hodorgoestomordor
How is this so clear that this is a bank to people??? I was confused for a while... very few "drivethru" banks here, and the ones we have1/2
causamortis1
Living in a major city you would see a drive thru bank everywhere.
hodorgoestomordor
I don't live in a major city, but near two and spend a lot of time in one of them. There is nothing like this here.
CottonTheClown
Bro, do you even America?
BMuff
Pretty much all the banks around me look exactly like this.
247saf
Wasn't to me. Seen this a few times always thought it was a toll booth, parking exit etc. Why are "drivethru" banks even a thing?
FungusForge
Sorta the same reason drive-thru restaurants exist, I guess. I've never really questioned it.
JosephMcCovery
Sometimes, you need to make a withdrawal or deposit, but don't have time to wait in the inside line.
Dracongield
Same reason drivethru fast food is a thing. Just here you talk to a speaker with a pnuematic tube instead of a speaker then a window
gluttonygreedpridewrathslothlustenvy
Why would they not be a thing?
247saf
Not a thing in the UK. Probably less than a handful (<5) of drive in banks in the whole country and very few drive up ATMs. Seems like 1/2
247saf
Can only do deposits? (if withdrawals as well, how do they ID you?) Banks have a self serve or drop box inside so don't need to wait. 2/2
hushaboomtechnology
For drive thru banking (not ATMs), you put your withdrawal slip and your ID in a capsule and send it through a pneumatic tube which 1/?
RabidDingo
And they aren't a novelty. I remember the vacuum tubes form my youth. Dad explained the workings. I'm 40...
LordOfThePit89
I have never seen a bank without one and the cities I have lived in are not that big.
GooeyCrabApples
Idk where ur from but ATMs on the left mean its Amer an banks look like that here, this idiot opened the door and stepped on the accelerator
Falos
The lanes seem otherwise pointless (ie not entering anywhere). Those devices upon islands, lined up just off a building, are distinct to us.
hodorgoestomordor
are single teller.
tooomanystevesgotbanned
I've never even heard of a drive-through bank until this post.
RightTurnClyde
That is amazing. More than half are in Washington State. I'll have to pay more attention, when I'm out of state..
OfficialBenderRodriguez
Every bank has drive thru lanes here in michigan
SexDrugsBirdsandRocknRoll
It's probably drive-up atms that are attached to the actual building. One teller on the left, but the others are self-serve
BeerChemistWhiskey
Nah, if they were ATMS they wouldn't need open closed signs. They all use vacuum tubes and speakers to interact with the teller(s)
RightTurnClyde
ATM is on the far right. Sometimes there is one up against the building. The rest just have pneumatic/vacuum tubes. First come/first served.