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oh this again.
SendMeOxygen
"Everybody." - God
Swedsman
Even Hitler?
HealsForFeels
Everybody? Does that mean the end is here?
FriskySpoon
I can't decide if this makes me happy or sad... and it's really uncomfortable
IHearRainbows
entillandersson
When he says "everybody" does that mean that everyone died?
ktioa
This is really sweet. Thanks for uploading, @OP!
justahumanonline
So....the guy lived until just before the biblical apocalypse?
Zootsoot
As long as you're not an asshole about others believing different- what does it hurt to hope? :-)
JKBenton
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Rollinonfourwheelsandpaws
Thats sweet!
BananaShip
So he killed everyone?
PunsterMcPunsteen
What a ducking hilarious interpretation of this post lol
AgainstMethod
Everyone so far, yeah.
HikikomoriGuy
Having to hang out with everyone would be my hell
MaximumMarks
Dumbledore is so awesome
TheGreatDeerKing
I think somewhere down the line we all kinda started to assume God gave a shit about us, I firmly believe he won't do anything cause /1
TheGreatDeerKing
One Adam took a bite off the forbidden tree, he had no more obligations to see us through life....so we are in shit because of ourselves /2
TheGreatDeerKing
And that Man became drunk with the idea that he would always fix things, even though we were the problem in the first place /3....
ImgurNeedsMoreSmartass
But what did they see in California?!?
plainoldusername
Cancer
peacocksareforever
Beans. Lots of beans
yellowflame
Satan
QueenAntifa
Sinners
jmpaten
CottonPony
If only god existed... People are just afraid of being alone.
SalmonSailor
Look at you. So smart and special. Have a cookie
CottonPony
You guys are evidently smarter than me, you have the answers science do not yet have :)
SpitfireFade
Why does God want to kill everyone? I don't get it.
MouseTheFooDog
I don't think that's what's being suggested. It's suggesting that once everyone has lived their lives, they'll be joining this person
Ruoyy
Talking about the time when everyone goes back to heaven.. It's not good killing everyone but rather were taken back to him
AkwardBearHug
God is great.
ICantThinkOfAnythingGoodSoThisIsIt
Allah Akbar
Auran1453
Deus Magnus Est
Toaster2403
Bit of a slow reader though.
ElPoloDiablo
Fun fact: Allahu Akbar means "God is Greater" not "God is Great," because 'great' or 'greatest' implies a limit to his greatness. 1/2
AkwardBearHug
That's actually very enlightening thank you.
ElPoloDiablo
But greater implies that he's greater than any given limit to greatness.
Punderstandable
I studied Arabic. My teachers, some Islamic, taught us that 'Akbar' means greater, but without a comparison means 'greatest'.
ElPoloDiablo
I didn't, so you may very well be correct. It's just something I've heard and Google says both, so yes you might be right.
Mistermonday96
I wish I believed this stuff. At the end of the day the choice between believing in a greater entity or that we've just been lied to ...
Mistermonday96
by people just wanting to have the biggest threat in hand to manipulate others is easy. Knowing this world, what feels more plausible?
MouseTheFooDog
Why does it have to be one or the other? Why can't a higher power exist who may be different from the things you've been told?
Mistermonday96
I hold no issue with any beliefs unless they're detrimental to others. Religion, like politics, has become another old, white power racket.
MouseTheFooDog
My question then is, do you think all religions by their nature cause evil, or just that they are often co-opted by those who cause evil
Mistermonday96
I think claiming propriety over people's cultural/familial values and ethics is just another way for negative/dangerous agendas to be pushed
MouseTheFooDog
Btw whites are by no means more apt to abuse religious power than any other racial group