CrustyMattedArsehole
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Aberystwyth, Wales
Belfast, Northern Ireland
Cardiff, Wales
Ipswich, England
Cardiff, Wales
Cambridge, England
And of course Manchester, England.
ItsDrP
So like is Manchester just England's New York?
ItsOnlyMilky
Basically! London is our Manhattan, and Manchester is the rest of NY.
jmdinbtr
#2 tell me that's not a dude on the left...
timberdoodle5
https://cdn.meme.am/instances/60326276.jpg
SugarSmack
I'm afraid I can't do that.
MilfordMan
Why would that be a problem?
cancerriddenlung
That's not a dude on the left.
SirSchmoopyOfAwesometon
So you want us to lie to you?
fingersMcgroinTickler
Its Dra'nakyeuk's sibling
NinjaSpork
I solemnly swear it is not
rocktrumpet
6 isn't Cambridge, 01970 is an Aberystwyth number.
CrustyMattedArsehole
Yeah just noticed that - I could have sworn the picture had Cambridge with it - Wales isn't doing well in this
itsanadventureoutthere
#3 That guy seriously not gonna eat his baked beans?
parkanov
just be happy that somebody tipped him on his side before he could choke on his own puked-up döner
DorcusAurelius
So this is what happens when you send all your criminals to another country...
CrustyMattedArsehole
We sent the religious to America and the criminals to Australia. Now all we have is out rich and our drunk
Verelse
Thanks for that. Well, "thanks" is not the word I would like to use.
Goatlord
"God bless the Queen"?
DorcusAurelius
And telephone hygienists?
Nyeatha
And the hairdressers... can't forget them.
KilledChicken
Who?
Nyeatha
42. The answer is 42.
SnappyCamper
I think someone turned #7 into an oil painting, the composition is phenomenal.
ScrapDaddy
Ipswich lady is using pizza as a pillow
JayeRod
that was my first thought too... but highly unlikely... drunk ppl eat all their pizza
notenoughmail
Actually looks like a pillow based on the fabric. Probably her purse.
ZombieZooZombieZoo
I think I'd die if I tried to drink in the UK
ItsOnlyMilky
British guy here. Come to England, we're all lightweights.
adon1234
American studying in UK. Can agree, just because they start younger doesn't mean they are better
ItsOnlyMilky
Quite the opposite: we're way worse because we pick up stupid habits early on.
ZombieZooZombieZoo
plot twist: you're actually an Irish guy making fun of the English drinking ability
ItsOnlyMilky
Shite, I've been found out.
TheCurmudgeonlyToad
Oh, I thought that was Parliament....
johnajh
Don't think that's Belfast, and even if it is the average person from Belfast has photos that can top that, source: from Belfast
CrustyMattedArsehole
A few people have said that now - my sources were crap. Any idea where it really is so I can put an edit in?
TheAngryEngineer
agreed. was going to say that's a wile nice picture of Belfast. I was a lot worse in the europa last friday, as was all the rest.
johnajh
Last Friday I lost my mate in the McDonald's on Royal avenue, found him out side lying on the ground eat chicken nuggets, this was at 4 am
steve1907
Yep I'm from belfast too and I don't think it's here. That sign "legs room" ive lived in the city 44 years and never heard of it.
johnajh
There's that and I can't picture those bollards anywhere
IrishKev
That isnt Belfast.
jonnydon
Agreed.
Verelse
It isn't NOT Belfast, in a way
RuckingRugger
It's Birmingham
CrustyMattedArsehole
Are you sure? I will change it over if you are certain
CrustyMattedArsehole
And the #6 Cambridge is actually Aberystwyth - I got them all online so the sources were crap. Will change tomorrow morning - any idea 1/2
CrustyMattedArsehole
Where this one really is? 2/2
GingerSwan
and belfast isn't UK. TÁL.
Reverendshot777
Whether you like it or not, it's still UK.
GingerSwan
Just a republican joke, I don't mind the North being UK
PrivateOstrich242
As a british person, this is very common
WiblishWaffles
Disappointed that Newcastle isn't on here. You haven't lived till you've seen a Geordie lass squatting by the Quayside.
LilyF
http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article7642682.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/newcastle.jpg
MotherofMrFace
Honest question - how the hell do women walk around in those shoes on cobblestone streets???
WiblishWaffles
It's a skill that is practiced over many years of being plastered and wearing heels that slowly increase in size as the years pass.
Unhelpfullyhelpful
isnt there a pic of a lass pissing through the rails on the Quayside? surprised it wasnt added
WiblishWaffles
Yes! You can see the millennium bridge in the background! Classy birds up north!
DerpHerperson
I'll be damned if that's not the refrain of an English folk song. At least it would be if it were Scotch or Irish.
HarryLipps
Manchester is the center of the Universe.
HelpMeMortyAndSummer
The Cambridge and Belfast ones just look like normal people having fun
FarnhamStSoapCo
Yea! She's in the middle of lord of the dance!
Sandvifch
Belfast one needs more rivers of buckfast
wdasm42
And the others are just particular situations. What is op implying? That's the scenario you are going to see if you visit England
wdasm42
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FarnhamStSoapCo
Its pretty spot on for Bristol on the weekends
pancreas
I dunno about Belfast. That dude on the left in #2 looks a lot like a chick.
HiOPImDad
yeah, pretty sure its not Belfast.
BlasNaSmarties
I dont think the belfast one is in Belfast. .. i don't recognise anything
CrustyMattedArsehole
Yeah I've been notified it's actually Birmingham, must have read the wrong text
Madmantwo
New Orleans usually has all of these things and more on one street corner!
TheDivineUsersub
Fucking right they do... Source: my hometown
Patilistan
Long live the sin city. I miss NO so bad. fucking laissez les bon temps roullez.
ibroketheinternet
True dat. And that corner would be Canal and Bourbon at 3am
TheDivineUsersub
Bourbon is just one long line of human trash.
HutchTheClutch
This post is about drunk people, but there's only one from N.Ireland and none from Scotland? Huh.
unicornnuggets
UK: Just like us.
ThisIsNoCave
I GET KNOCKED DOWN, BUT I GET UP AGAIN! YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN!
doesacarebearshitintheclouds
LISTEN TO THE PODCAST CALLED SURPRISINGLY AWESOME ABOUT TUBTHUMPING! DOOOOOO ITTTTTTTT
ItsOnlyMilky
Nothing sums up being an average Brit more than chumbawumba!
FakeReaver
As a person from the uk that song sums up our country perfectly
thelasthill
CHUMBA WUMBA
hotrats
Add me, add me, my mother said she wished she'd never 'ad me, add me, add me, would you like to add me as a friend?
EveryBodyLovesMe
Please, sir. You are going to hurt yourself, please stay down until help arrives!
redloki55
whiskey drink, vodka drink, lager drink, cider drink
dangerbrennan
When I need to pee I use the kitchen sink
B0nerFarts
This is the song I sing cuz imma urinatin' guy
MurderedByAFunkyColdMedina
Oh Danny boy
milkzhakes
#5 Pissing the night away, Pissing the night away
throughthoughtthough
Oh Jonny boy, Jonny boy...
ThinkBlue4
*Danny boy
throughthoughtthough
I'm a trans lyrical singer, you can't tell me I'm wrong.
Pikka
That's the most obnoxiously perfect save.
mrwthisusernamewasfree
jullie hebben nog niet betaald
niet3sche
Have you heard their interviews? They're political. It's incredible to dig into that band & see how they changed their sound over time.
zflazeda
Americans thinks everyone from the UK are all fancy and proper and have the same posh accent
CrustyMattedArsehole
I've never understood it? Have they never seen people on TV from t' North?
mrgustaveh
I'm from the north and had southerners call me posh though...
BreadyStinellis
No, we dont.
ChloeRed
My brother talks RP, I have a heavyish north lincolnshire/south yorkshire mixed accent.
Justadudelivinglife
Also, Saturday night everywhere.
carlysimon
That Belfast one isn't Belfast
CrustyMattedArsehole
It's been pointed out by a few people now, might be Birmingham instead. Will edit tomorrow
thegoodnoches
Manchester looks like a swell place to get drunk
raychello
It actually is.
czaarticus
Manchester. The greatest city on Earth.
PenguinGear563
From a Scouser, really is a lovely city!
WolvesAndWhiskey
I've been here my whole life. No it isn't.
czaarticus
Hey you shut your whore mouth. I've lived here my whole life and its the best damn city you can live in!
WolvesAndWhiskey
Fuck you, guy!
czaarticus
Only joking mate, its not everyday you see a manc on imgur haha. Where you from lad?
DerpHerperson
If you're not a Manc, you're a wank!
scarecrowe94
Newcastle!
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scarecrowe94
City? Its a highstreet surrounded by miles of council estates.
tommoreedo
Wow, never thought I'd see Aberystwyth in Usersub...trippy
TheAngryBear
My brother went to uni there in mid 90s, awesome place
ThisMonkeysGoneToHeaven
Mid-Wales represent.
Camarrata
If only they'd captured Newtown in all its glory..
MrTEAP
I live in Aber! And these are quite recent photos, no older than 2 years old!
Xient
I live there too :)
CheekyPudding
The Cambridge one is also Aber, they labeled it wrong :/
CrustyMattedArsehole
Yeah, sorry, must have got confused. Will fix when I have access to a computer
Dontputitinmybutt
I also think the second from the end is from Aberystwyth as well, near nag heads
RaykinM
It is as the computer shop has its phone number on the top right, 01970 being the aber area code.
thedeg
Aberys...aberys...abery-what? How the hell do you pronounce that haha
levetiracetam
Hey at least that one's got some vowels and not just a bunch of w's
AbrasiveBacon
Abb-err-riss-twith
icameinlikeafeckingball
Actually abb-eh-RUST-with for the proper Welsh pronunciation.
BuffyMarsSavesTheWorld
@OP you mentioned 6 cities and have Cardiff, Wales on there twice...just an FYI.
Alecguinnessgenuineclass
Cardiff is a fucking good night out to be fair
BuffyMarsSavesTheWorld
To be fair, all of those cities speak to me! I'd fit in quite nicely!
Alecguinnessgenuineclass
Swerve Ipswich and Aberystwyth
CrustyMattedArsehole
It's just a fucking laugh mate jesus
BuffyMarsSavesTheWorld
Yeah, I know. I was just letting you know. You know Imgurians can be fickle bitches. I figured if it was an oversight you'd want to know.
CrustyMattedArsehole
Nah not an oversight. Just a disproportionate amount of drunk people in Wales lol. Cheers though
BuffyMarsSavesTheWorld
My kind of city! Cheers!
Blastingchimp
Makes me proud to be British.
Favri
Really?
ItsOnlyMilky
Fuck yeah. To be happy in Britain, you have to embrace that it's a bit shit, Then it becomes brilliant!
Favri
I've been here 16 years, I like it but I recon I'd be much, much happier if they didn't do even just half the shit in the photos above....
ItsOnlyMilky
Fair enough man. Each to their own. I just think it's hilarious :)
steve1907
There was going to be some Scottish ones but they couldn't find anyone sober enough to work the camera.
Acrid89
I was was going to call Scottish racism on this post but this comment made me laugh instead.
Ewanator
They ate the last guy we sent up there.
winsol
http://imgur.com/oV1MnoA
BigSydney
I'd love to see the pictures from Newcastle
BigSydney
P.s. I'm from Newcastle
BookSmart
This probably marks the first time in history when somebody was excited about pictures from Newcastle.
NotVeryCleverUsername
Just imagine oranges humping.
SolaireSB
And they give Americans a hard time about behavior
Verelse
That is called "deflection".
bumblebeehedgehogfish
I mean to be fair you are significantly less likely to be murdered or robbed in the UK. We're generally too wasted to crime
SolaireSB
True true
bumblebeehedgehogfish
It's also why we have strong gun control. We all know that we can't be trusted with guns after a couple bevvies
SolaireSB
God I know that for sure I am a moderate I believe public should be allowed guns but the public is also a bunch of morons. 1/2
SolaireSB
Thus gun laws here in us are way too lenient and it should be much more difficult for someone to get a gun that is above a pellet
wdasm42
How many school shootings did you have in the past years?
SolaireSB
Too many trust me I am for gun control but I don't see how this has to do with common behavior the shootings are cause by sick individuals
SolaireSB
Not by the larger population now a better burn on Americans would be how many murders are in America or get some drunk gifs of Americans
SolaireSB
That would be fun to watch
wdasm42
I'll just say it even if I know it will destroy everything you believed in and profoundly astounish you 1/2
wdasm42
2/2 the pictures OP showed also feauture "sick individual" and in no way or form they represent the common situation in Britain.
StarrrryNight
Well to be fair no one in the above photos shot anyone.
SolaireSB
True very true which is why I am all for stricter gun control.
tedandmatt
ipswich... what a strange, scary place.
ExplodingNaziWatermelons
It's kinda sad that I know exactly what curb she's sleeping on XD ahh home sweet home!
Zaranthan
You mean Notlob?
BreadyStinellis
Nilbog?