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#meme_dump #memes
#meme_dump #memes
Feb 27, 2020 2:43 PM
mspoopybutthole98
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#meme_dump #memes
#meme_dump #memes
LittleDoveFlight
#7 Honestly I think I'm going to break up with my boyfriend because of this. It's like pulling teeth trying to get him to talk to me.
WillAWillowEverWalllow
Greta is the worst.
matchstickmetropolis
You guys are getting panels?
Triatticus
It's because uno is a game for the weak, play cutthroat instead where you can stack skips and draw cards
EverythingYourMotherWarnedYouAbout
Who is guy in #7 ? Is that from Hunters?
mjangelvortex
I could be wrong but I think it's from this show. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_(TV_series)
MiguelCardoso808
Disney is making a movie of "Night on Bald Mountain".
fuzzledwarf
Good thing Turkeys are too stupid to figure out our complex judicial system.
MicrosoftWizard7
The amount of people who think sperm just morphs into a fetus is too damn high! You're missing half the pie there ya giblet.
IneptVirus
The seatbelt clips are for Dyno or harness use
OtterlyMagnificent
So it doesn't shriek at you for the wheels doing 90 with you unbuckled?
IneptVirus
Yeah
InAMellowTone
Wallet + phone in one? I never lose it
MeAndJulio
But if you do lose it you lose everything
ToxicMolluscinity
#18
SchwiftyGameOnPoint
I respect anyone who can admit they have a problem and work toward improvement. Something Trump could never do.
Callbox
I remember when it came out her social media is run by her father and some other guy, then everyone stopped talking about her.
Thormaehlin
Donald Trumps mother looks like a "Dishonored" character.
DasDovian
Oh dang, she does!
Jawesome19
Bluetooth hose, you mean my gigantic super soaker. Suck it
OtterlyMagnificent
That's how it be. If you ain't got a giant super-soaker, you ain't armed for a water-fight.
PedanticGonkDroid
I accept the invitation to suck your gigantic super soaker
Jawesome19
We'll get over here then
chaaaaals
What's with the plant one??
NotTinyPancakes
It too me ages to see the ant
aburkhGod
They removed the ant. Look closely.
MikuJess
I can't tell if it would be a better or worse meme with more pixels.
Kryalis
That’s quite subtle to put into a meme dump...
insufficientimagination
Well spotted!
RolandLovecraft
I can’t tell if thats sly genius or wildly stupid. That probably means its good.
matchstickmetropolis
It's ridiculously stupid but we really like that around here
CryoticShell
You're telling me that fucking goblin actually got person of the year? Pack it up people, let the lizard people restart the simulation.
OldMillenial
Where have you been?
CryoticShell
Not paying attention to her, that's where
justsome
lol. all the comments are about the wallet phone case. That's an ornery fandom I guess.
XVUltima
What kind of job pays $300 a week and where do I sign up?
MrFrench
https://imgur.com/Cvil71D
uncletouchysbasement
a 5 hour a week job?
ObtuseDoorFrame
You could become a construction worker. It sucks but I started at 600ish a week with no prior experience.
alhazad
Great news is you can retire from construction at 32 if you're willing to save and live lean. Bad news is you have to or your back explodes.
ObtuseDoorFrame
I started last summer at age 33. It's already taking a toll. The extra muscle and cash is worth it, for now. It's a decent placeholder.
LionFromTheNorth
I hope you're trolling, for your sake!
XVUltima
I make $9 an hour and get around 25 hours a week, if I ask nicely.
LionFromTheNorth
25 hours, that's it?? I'm so sorry, I hope you find something better soon
Illsaysomethingjusttomakeyoumad
quiet kid was Douglas. He introduced me to 40k. He started wearing trenchcoats after Columbine. Nice guy though. Just want to be left alone.
Unistrut
I bought a nice leather trench coat right after Columbine. They were practically giving them away. Put it in the closet. People forget.
hetnkik999
Someone explain #43 to me.
Denvercoder09
There is an ant on the edge of the pot in the first picture
Ryzanify
hetnkik999
Oof, that's small and blurry. Thanks.
CastleBonerShrinker
At least we now know where 45 got his luxurious locks
throwaawy
because when i'm done using my phone i like that *clap*ing sound that just finishes everything
JuJuBe15
#11 My high school was small, but would host foreign exchange students. A girl from Japan told me I was smart, and it meant a lot to me.
JuJuBe15
My school averaged less than 100 students per grade level
GabrielRM6
jajajjaja
turbogVillain
Can someone explain the plant?
NotTinyPancakes
Tehy removed the ant
JudgeJudyApproved
Not sure if you just suck at math, but the last Friday the 13th of the decade is in November. There are always 2 per year, even leap years
Jujubird
A stolen meme created in 2019 that is no longer relevant or accurate?
yastard
This dump is glorious. Thank you.
MeetMeInSanJunipero
I'm 26 and have the phone case that opens like a book as I'm clumsy AF and it somewhat protects it.
RhinoNaut
I have that phone case because I'm an adult and I don't have to buy phone cases from a bin at the gas station.
IlCastradore
Lifeproof box; expensive af, 4 year old phone looks mint condition
TheBluntSoldier
Mine comes with a magnet so if i flick my hand it closes the case and i think its hella cool and i do it all the time. 31 btw...
JadeNB1729
Now that MacBook power cables aren't magnetised any more, we olds have to get our pleasure somewhere.
Lurker4815162342
For us over 40 people, it is both being clumsy _and_ having handy place for credit cards. 'Cos f** google pay.
theultimatrix
I didn't know Google pay had that feature
Lurker4815162342
BaconAndBoba
And it’s not like there aren’t MANY places not accepting Google/Apple Pay yet. I still carry a few animal pelts to trade with just in case.
myusernameisbrunhilda
I understood that reference
electricgoldfish
I had one and when I dropped it, the cover flew open like wings and the phone landed screen first and cracked.
fairleenormal
I am sorry for laughing.
electricgoldfish
Go ahead and laugh! It was extremely ridiculous. :)
JadeNB1729
Ah, you got the easy-release option.
DoomBloodGoddess
I have one because it’s easier to stick my phone + cards into my coat’s inside pocket. Thus, less likely to be pickpocketed in London.
Sarpedan
i got it because it was cheap and the last three phones i had have a crack in the screen
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
Yep and I kept losing my wallet. So I just keep my cards and shit all with my phone
yourlocaleconomicsnerd
I used it to watch pom in the shower.
JadeNB1729
somethingstupidandclever
If your phone is your wallet what could go wrong?!? Oh right. You lose everything at once and cant cancel your cards right away
dragonherder
I keep my phone in my front pocket and keep my hands in my pockets when I walk somewhere or near them at the least. I use a wallet case for
dragonherder
my phone (largely because my bank refuses to do google pay yet). The odds of me losing my rather heavy in the case phone is slim unless my
dragonherder
brain flat out derps which if I'm awake and not half asleep is unlikely.
SchwiftyGameOnPoint
Then just don't use it as your wallet. Use it because it protects the important part of your phone.
tychog99
Me too, except it's more useful for carrying the like 3 cards I use daily around than a wallet
skkskk
Makes it much easier to rob you or lose all of your shit at once.
MeetMeInSanJunipero
True. And I often chuck my phone in my handbag. Would almost definitely scratch that shit up without a case.
cozynester
Don't lose it lol
CatchMeInside
Okay boomers
tychog99
Haven't yet *knocks on wood* also this is much less of a risk than if I were to keep it all in my wallet, given the time I spend on my phone
tychog99
Vs. How often I actually remember where my wallet is
BlastingRopeToWaluigiHentai
This. I keep everything in one place, and I have a bowl I place it in so I never lose it.
beziot
I tried that but the bowl doesn't fit in my pocket.
BlastingRopeToWaluigiHentai
stop wearing dresses.
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
The creator of UNO is wrong. It's a shame he doesnt even know how to play the game he created. Fake news. Stack those +2/+4 cards.
benadrylbumblebutt
infernalspectre
See I grew up without stacking and I hate playing with that rule. So I guess I can understand how other people feel on the opposite side.
hintzy
Not once did it occur to me that Donald Trump had a mother.
MaximilianShade
When reading a story, you never stop to think about the evil overlord's having parents. Their evil is their defining feature.
dorkypork
To give him that is to make him human.
faintlymutter
His Dad was a kinda famous racist slumlord in NYC.
becauseurwrong
And didn't his grandad get thrown out of Germany?
Hutchy01
He ran away to escape conscription. Oh and his grandad did as well.
Sarpedan
like father like son
ToxicMolluscinity
Apparently that's a common trait for people to have in common (fact check required).
jonalexassblast
Yeah, Imma need to check Snopes for this bullshit clame.
ToxicMolluscinity
*claim
JadeNB1729
*mc'ale
AngelsDemonsAndChickenNuggets
I can’t believe his mom is still alive.
Himura82
Video was from 1997..
OnlyDogss
She’s not
ladyjigglebutt
She died 20 years ago
EveryoneWhoDisagreesWithMeIsLiterallyHitler
"dress as a clit so trans women cant have you" oh look, it doesnt pass the bigotry test
AsheLake
There’s a difference. Would you like to learn about it?
jsnforce
It's also pretty tasteless in general.
jaymesbreitbach9
In fairness the head of the penis becomes the clit.... Just like in the womb... Only in reverse.
StRocketScience
Oh you poor cis man and the bigotry you had to face :’(
wombatwobble
StRocketScience
Yeah? How so?
EveryoneWhoDisagreesWithMeIsLiterallyHitler
youre garbage : )
StRocketScience
You’re