Cops hate him

Nov 24, 2017 11:32 AM

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Cops hate him

That me escaping from my responsibilities.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Peter Parkour

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Yup, that's parkour for ya

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

While this is awesome and this guy is very talented, he's just a parkour man. Not a spider one.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Nary a "thwip" to be heard...

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

What's spiderman about this? Just some guy doing some neat looking parkour.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Man, Ed Sheeran do has a lot of talents

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Toby Seegar?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sure is

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah yes the french martial art of running away

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I broke all of my bones just watching this.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The perfect escape artist

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

PARKOUR!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What? Haven't you ever taken a shortcut before?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Long legs, great cardio and core strength.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Storror?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yep

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol urban ninja was first. Where were you when parkour was around?

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8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Police hate him, see this one simple trick!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Mary Jane: my parents aren’t home. Peter:

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Peter parkour

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I see you, Ezio.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hardcore parkour

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

isn't that Toby from Storror?

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Tobey Maguire?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yep

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes, thank you!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Squashed penis while doing parkour. Peed blood for days. 3/10 would not recommend.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Tell me more

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I like when they master so much that it looks easy.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Didn’t see a single webshot.

8 years ago | Likes 1456 Dislikes 3

thats for his girlfriend.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Environmentally friendly Spiderman

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

All in his pants

8 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

Beat me to it

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

No, beat me to that.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

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How do I shot web?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

web slinging happens when he gets home

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's this gif edit you'd like...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Still on training wheels program

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Check his sheets

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're in his pants.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

he forgot how to shot web

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess he's better than Spiderman, then. Doesn't need them.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Clearly he ran out.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

he will give you that later

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*insert spiderman cumshot gif

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Or a dead Uncle Ben

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8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Hahahahahaaha

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or a girlfriend rescue failure attempt

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

he is now in all of our rice

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Of course you didn't he's already 6ft under.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Too soon

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Best Spiderman

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 7

Until 3

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Shhh!!! We don't speak of that monstrosity

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The street is LAVAAAAAA!!!

8 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 2

and the air is lead becasue you just entered some american weapon weridos home :P

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Oh, you don't have to enter their home to get shot at. Just crossing the property line is usually good enough.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

somebody tell him theres a street just 2 meters to the right, it's much easier to walk there

8 years ago | Likes 373 Dislikes 6

This, this right here

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What are these meters you speak of? Like parking meter?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

would it be just meter? (not a native speaker...)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's really fun, though. Whenever I visit the city I used to find all the wrong ways to travel. Was funny watching City kids copy me

8 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 9

And eat concrete.

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I just finished this show last night :((

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I queue up 3 episodes every night to fall asleep to. I've done this going on 3 years. In that time I got married and luckily she likes it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

GAINER onto the fridge GAINER!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

parkour, the French art of running away

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 6

Where's the good part with the fridge box??

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oops

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#satisfied

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope i have a boss like this one day

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You won't.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More Robin or Nightwing than Spider-man

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Gangbuster

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Moon Knight!

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Spooooooon!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Daredevil aw the way!

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

You are right

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Found that one guy

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Daredevil, actually.

8 years ago | Likes 124 Dislikes 5

Agreed!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let's blindfold him!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nightwing vs Daredevil is a fight I'd like to see.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Needs more unnecessary flips.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This. Nightwing woulda done it with more flair. Cuz that’s who Grayson is as a person. Flips and twists all over the damn place.

8 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 1

Well the lads always been an acrobat that performs to an audience, makes sense that he likes to show off the moves some

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0