Fuck your pornstars, fuck your "double tap the trampoline," fuck your tumblr dumps, and fuck your "fuck it let's see if a brick can make FP"

Oct 12, 2016 2:26 PM

I posted yesterday about a young girl named Penelope, AKA "Super Penelope"

It was met well, but it bothered me that people accused me of doing this for "point whoring." So, I created a throw-away account. I ain't doing this for points. Either way, I'm going to be a shameless whore asking for your attention in this post.

You see the above? No child should have their earliest recollections and memories be of tubes in and out of their body with machines and heart monitors. Penelope has Diamond Blackfan Anemia, which is a rare blood and bone marrow disease which can cause "a variety of congenital abnormalities, including craniofacial malformations, thumb or upper limb abnormalities, cardiac defects, urogenital malformations, and cleft palate."

She's in treatment right now, but due to our wonderful American medical system, this child's life is not free.

So, here's the part where I pump you for donations...

Like I said, I'm going to be fucking shameless. Nowhere is my name attached to this account, I'm not pocketing the money, I will answer any questions that have been PM'd to me, and I'll try to respond to all comments.

Now, donations come in a lot of forms. I know that the "arm-chair activist" has been scrutinized and put down, but believe it or not, liking and sharing CAN help. If you're like me and can't contribute anything financial, then like this so it gets to the front page. Maybe some wealthy millionaire is sitting there who can give $1000. Or maybe we'll reach a thousand people who can only give a dollar. Either way, the end result is the same; we give a little girl her life back.

Because shit like this...

SHOULD.

NOT.

HAPPEN.

Let's give a little girl a shot

https://www.gofundme.com/SuperPenelope

https://www.facebook.com/SuperPenelope/

Like it. Tweet it. Share it. Upvote it. Facebook it. If you can upvote stupid "double tap" things or porn stars, you can do that here, too. Help. Please.

I'm leaving this page open all day, and will be replying to comments and questions. If you have any doubt that this is a scam, I will be happy to debunk that.

Note: I am not her father. The father is a friend of mine, and after seeing the broken look in this man's eyes... I couldn't do nothing. And being someone of few resources, I figured exposure is the next best thing I can do.

I don't have much but I gave $10. Thanks for making me aware of this beautiful girl. And tell her dad I send a hug. Dad to dad.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Fuck your pornstars" is a weird way to start this kind of post..

10 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 3

In retrospect, yeah...

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 8

Don't forget fuck 1 like=1 prayer.

10 years ago | Likes 122 Dislikes 21

Yeah!

10 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 11

Worthy cause, but you sound like a condescending asshole.

10 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 17

Couldn't give a fuck if I tried. I'm usually a nice guy, but you don't have to believe me about that. Help the girl.

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 21

I really hope she gets the treatment she needs and is able to live a normal and healthy life very shortly. I donated what I could. <3

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I thought you were calling the child a brick.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Hahaha.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If this trooper was a brick we would have more medical problems on our hands

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's a sad story and all but are you seriously complaining because a website didn't acknowledge you with enough fake internet points?

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 4

I donated. I know it's not much, but every little bit counts. *Internet hugs*

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"A child should not believe the only time they can visit Disneyland is due to the Make-A-Wish Foundation" - Unknown. And so true.

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 4

I don't get it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And very sad.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

If you don't mind me asking @op how do you know the girl?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm maintaining my anonymity through this. I know her father, but that's as far as I'm willing to go publicly. If you need more info, PM me.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuck your sob story?

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 6

Super imgurians assemble!

10 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 14

Tag everyone you know

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 11

GO, TEAM IMGUR!

10 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 14

Don't know why some people have a problem with this post but donated a little something because it. Hope everything works out

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

You're a good man. Thank you.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

As a dad of a 2yo I'm not touched at all, I mean, not even bothered by this blurry screen or nothing or my wet face. No sir, no a problem

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You're a good man. Empathy is the mark of someone in-tune with the world.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It is you, my friend, who is a good man. I'll wire some cash at the end of the month, I have the easy part. Good luck

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They accused me of point whoring lol I have no idea how many points I have I guess I don't use the site correctly I just post WIL

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 10

A few people have even gone as far to downvote ALL of the comments! It's pathetic.

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 16

Imgur is bipolar as fuck.

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 16

upvoted that. so you're back to zero. also... it's true

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I'm really not in this for fake points. Downvote, upvote... I'm just trying to help the girl.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

It kills me the way people act about these points ...then they don't seem to believe when we say we didn't post for points...like I'm gonna

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lie ..for one I'm an adult and don't have to lie..two they are points and I'm not playing a game I just post what I appreciate..

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what i'm saying is that EVERYTHING about this shoud be upvoted. but with enough visibility help will come.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My blog is not popular. But with the right tags and sharing I get a few views. Care if I do a thing with this post?

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Please do. Any and all exposure is helpful for her.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Will do. Will comment with a link asap

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Being I have a tube coming out of my chest right now, I am gonna updoot this for ya. But mostly for her. #prayers #warmthoughts

10 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 3

Gosh.. Same for you!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're a good person.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Hashtags? But why?

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

As i understood once, twitter will catch up on this using their algorhytm stuff and it get's tweetet under these hashtags

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't make much, but I gave what I could.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

You're a fucking hero. Thank you.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Thank you for supporting her and bringing her to our attention. You're doing the real work man, keep it up.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Thank you.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

My son is in the hospital so much he asks other kids what hospital they go to. He thinks it's normal to be in there a month a year.

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

My heart goes out to you. I hope he gets better soon.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

We also get bills for $155k. Ok we will give you $50 a month til we die.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thank you. He has pediatric hydrocephalus. He will be in and out his whole life. It's what make him him

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Jesus. I thought at least Children in the US got free health care... What the fuck?

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 5

You can get bottom barrel state HC, but just for routine exams. A child with serious disease/disability is screwed. 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

As a parent, if i'm ever in car crash - it's best I die right away.otherwise my fam will be broke trying to fix my body. it's THAT bad. :(

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Nope. Health is an amenity, not a right here.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 7

Please send me free bandaids. Failure to do so is a civil rights violation punishable by five years in a federal prison.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

What is your major malfunction?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

That is so goddamn fucked up.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 5

100% AGREED.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

nobody anywhere gets free healthcare. but I'm not going to use this post to tangent on why socialized medicine is garbage-tier

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 16

I happily pay taxes for health care. Socialized healthcare in my country is successful and hugely popular, no matter what Trump tells you.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

Tell that to our NHS from fixing an ingrown toenail to getting a new heart. All free. Even if you don't pay taxes and are on benefits.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

free = without cost or payment =/= NHS

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

There are good hospitals that will take seriously ill kids with no or little insurance. There are still so many costs for the family though

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Things like travel expenses and housing are not covered, and can really add up. I had a friend in this position, it was terrible.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are charities that will help with that as well but it is not easy to get on the waiting lists, and even then some require a donation.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Had my support at the title, had my upvote in the first paragraph.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jesus, 7 channels and a mini infuser, bless her heart

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is why I feel like we should be dumping money into stem cell research. A quick injection of those fuckers could possibly fix her marrow

10 years ago | Likes 158 Dislikes 6

Yes but that means less money for treatment and making a quick buck for the us gov

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is exactly why I'm approx 45 days I'll be banking my sons cord blood. It's rich in stem cells and you can still do a delayed cord clamp

10 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

Dotting for future

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

One pound of stem cells, please.

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Ah man, you're breaking my balls...

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Hi! Scientist here. Yes. That can happen and is happening. But only for rich people. :(

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Donated cord blood from my miscarriage. I wish we were doing enough testing to allow it to save lives.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My daughter has the exact same Dory blanket in that last pic. I swear I'm not crying.

10 years ago | Likes 307 Dislikes 11

Mine has that same Nemo pillow. I felt a piece of my heart just shatter at this...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mine has that Peppa Pig shirt.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mine too. It's her favorite shirt. Onions... onions everywhere.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

You had me at "fuck your pornstars"

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I did something similar but about my grandma. Got downvoted and accused of point whoring too. This community can be assholes sometimes...

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

Yes, they can. Thank you for understanding.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I made a post about my cousin who suffered severe brain damage and has since passed. If you don't lay out your whole story with proof, 1/

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

essentially letting every Tom, Dick, and Harry comment on your pain, you won't get shit. Even if you do, you'll still catch shit. /2

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry for your loss friend =( I thought I laid out all the details but apparently it wasn't good enough. Post is in my submitted images.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I upvoted it back up to 0. Sorry, friend. This is exactly what I mean. Imgur is a bunch of fickle cunts. How is your grandma doing?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Imgur is definitely not what it used to be =/ But my grandma is about the same, sepsis was taken care of and the cause of internal 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have 2 happy, healthy kids. That's the way it should be. I'm so sorry for this little girl, I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemies.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Amen. I can't imagine what he's going through.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

If you can't give financially, go to bethematch.org and register. You never know, you might be that one person... give blood too!

10 years ago | Likes 1273 Dislikes 16

American red cross is in a severe platelet shortage. They are used for leukemia patients and surgeries of people with heart problems

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd love to donate blood. I'm not afraid of needles (I'm used to getting blood drawn 1-2 times a year). But my medical condition prevents me

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

BeTheMatch is awesome. Source: I work for them. Please answer our calls though, they are important in keeping the registry up to date.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I did this. It took a couple tries to get the kit to my home, but I would love to be someone's match and give someone a shot at life.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Done https://imgur.com/PbO5Mjc

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thank you

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One step closer.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I registered for marrow donation over a year ago. Took 2 months to get an email that I was a match. Really does make a difference

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

So lucky! Registered a year now and still no match. I can't wait to get called up to help someone!!!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm unable to register bc of the medical requirements, but I'm glad so many other imgurians can!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've been registered for 2 and a half years now and I haven't gotten a call yet, but I hope I'm a match for somebody someday.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Well apparently they had several matches and went with someone else so I didn't actually donate but it felt good to know that I could help

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

About a year for me, and so do I.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im universal donor, unless she needs a specific blood type due to this illness. But id be more than happy to give blood!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was on the registry for 5 years. Then I got matched up to someone this year. I was the closet match so I ended up doing the donation.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Donated twice (O+, not that rare) but I'm passing out each time so I stopped for a while

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Saw a co-worker die, checked aadp.org and all I read were human stories. Decided I could be a lot more, provided my cheek swab and joined in

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want to donate blood but I don't even know my type

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm waiting for a swab test kit to see if I can be a potential bone marrow donor. It might mean a few weeks out of work, but it's worth it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was going to register but apparently, my MS disqualifies me from donating bone marrow. All I can offer is my upvote.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What is that? I don't get it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tag everyone you know

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 7

Thanks for the link. Signed up.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its a bummer that I can't join because they want a $100 payment to cover expenses. I wish that wasn't a requirement and I'd join in a second

10 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

They only charge if you're over a certain age.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just registered and declined to donate?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My husband and I are both in the registry and have never paid a dime. In fact it's kind of the opposite. My husband was a match and when 1/?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He donated bethematch.org covered everything. They even did all the leg work to get us to San Diego where the actual donation happened. 2/?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We had an amazing case worker, Erin Green, who called after each step to see how it went. When he had to get the daily shots the week 3/?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Leading up she called to make sure he was feeling well and offered suggestions for the side effects. All of our travel, food, & lodging 4/?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've been registered for a year and never a cent. Though I did register through a campaign at uni so that could've been it

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Truelife2010 is a coupon code to make it free

10 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

Over 45? I just registered and they asked for a donation and I just declined. They still sent me the kit though to register since I'm <45.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

? I've been registered for 3 years and haven't paid a cent?

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I've been registered for a year, it's free. They'll ask you for donations periodically but it's FREE

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did it at mall for Raleigh TV something, was free. Still matched using my company's donation policy on following day. Best 25$ donation ever

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just got accepted as a donor! Here's to hoping I can help someone.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

For UK imgurians, you can register with Anthony Nolan for bone marrow donations. It's super easy and you can save someone's life.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Stopped giving blood when the local place changed their "walk in and wait" policy to make an appointment. Doesn't mix well with my anxiety.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a Be the Match pen. Someone at worked asked me if it was for a dating site.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

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10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Just finished registering about 5 minutes ago, my swab kit will be sent to me in 2 weeks...thanks for posting the link.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THIS DESERVES MORE POINTS

10 years ago | Likes 265 Dislikes 12

If I was able to give blood in this country, I would never hesitate.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What blood type is she?

10 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

Yes

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Red

10 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 5

Well you are not wrong....

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

Haha I'm just wondering if she had O negative or something else because O negative can give to any body just wondering if she was a (1)

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If she was a rare blood type

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I am already a member! Will be happy to donate if I am a match!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:33 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Wow so very cool! Much love to you guys! There are a few lovely people left in this world.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish I could give blood but because of my sexuality I can't. Which sucks.

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Don't tell them?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Not a good idea. You can be put in prison for that.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Well that's bullshit.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

to register as a potential donor. Safeguards are already in place to assess behaviors and screen for infectious disease at the proper time.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What state/country allows this? What if you're helping a realative, S/O? That's not cool at all..

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

suck balls...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

here in quebec homosexuals can't give blood.... even if all blood test are ok!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's because anal sex makes HIV easier to transmit, apparently, and it can take like 3 months from contraction for a test to pick it up.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

i didnt know that! and yeahh asking people not to have sex for 3 months (and be honest about it) might be hard

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The United States is currently one such country. Gay men have to affirm they've been celibate for at least one year prior to donation.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It doesn't say anything about women. According to bethematch.org: Men who have had sex with other men within the past 5 years are eligible 1

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because every time I see this come up. The Red Cross is trying to change it to where gay men can donate. The issue is HIV is more prevalent

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

2/ in gay males. A lot more prevalent. The sad thing is, HIV is not always detectable in early infections. Frequently it can take 3 months

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

3/ for it to reach detectable levels. 6 months isn't that rare either. Gays are not the only groups barred from donating. Sex workers,

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

4/ people who pay for sex, and IV drug users are banned as well. Also, women who had sex with a man who had sex with another man.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I can't give blood because I lived in Germany in the 80s. I don't understand this either.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Americans afraid that communism can be spread through blood???

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

ever got blood in germany in the 80's ? we had a scandal with hiv blood transfers , pharma knew but ignored it long time

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope no blood. It's because of mad cow but surely by now I'd have had some symptoms.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

David hasselhoff

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same except I lived in the U.K. Pretty sure I would be showing symptoms by now if I had mad cow disease.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Nope, mad cow can be asymptomatic.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Right!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a friend who's child had a misshapen head ...even the NHS told her to get fucked as the 'hat' like thing used to correct the... (1)

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 4

Problem cost £4000. Donations were helpful but nowhere near enough to cover the cost. A local business saw the post on facebook and... (2)

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Stumped up the rest of the cash needed to buy the hat thingy. Never think upvoting something is pointless, without it my friends kid... (3)

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Would still have a wonky head. Wishing all the best for Penelope.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Thanks, man.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

What an opportunity to advertise a business.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Seriously. Great for the kid, great for the business.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You get flamed on Imgur for it, I wouldn't even go there lol.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ill upvote for the girl, but OP seems like an asshole and is definitely a faggot

10 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 19

Still not sure why people think that, but as long as the girl gets help.

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 26

It's all the "fuck this" and "I'm not point whoring" Rubs me the wrong way

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 16

I did it out of kindness, and get accused of whoring. I make a throwaway account, and get accused of being an asshole. I can't win, dude.

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 22

People are a bunch of cunts bro, I'm behind you 100%.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 15

Some people think it's standard to be nasty for no reason. It's very stupid and pointless. Good luck to Penelope.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Thanks, man. I appreciate that

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 10

Ditto, some of the folk on here have no compassion.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 10