Giupatamon
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Mar 22, 2017 9:47 PM
Giupatamon
153000
9092
234
FP EDIT: Send me anything, I just want to chat c:
Chrisstrives
She still gon get fired for lack of effort
SlabGizor117
"Ryan's getting quite jiggy with it on the game sales! Wow Ryan, that was krunk!"
OfficialMonsantoPR
Got one those cards for free with those damn points. Hadn't spent a single one since I was 10. They lose their shit whenever they see it.
Winnerrules
Fucking rekt
jokeyjokemaker
Donacdumhouston
MFW reading this while at work at GameStop.
oieokillertofu
You forgot that it costs tree-fiddy......
governmentgavemeagun
"It only costs TREE FIDDY." Well it was about that time I noticed she wasn't a cute Asian girl at all...
WhatIsThisImgurIHearAbout
and was a crustacean from the protozoic era
OobedoobScoobyDoobyBenubi
Thought she was gonna ask for tree fiddy
AlwaysTheContrarian
So did you sign up or not?
AWanderingMage
Doesn't that cost about 3.50?
Mohawklynx
It costs quite a few tree-fitties; a lot of loch ness monsters to pay.
GlenGaming
It was bullshit at "Cute Asian girl working at Gamestop"
OperatorTX13
FloppyPankake47
GregoriusDaneli
"Sorry, babe, but..." [whips out Platinum Edge rewards card] "...I'm already seeing someone else."
therealskoopy
Grubenwolf
I knew where this was going as soon as the girl asked if he wanted to come to her place.
ZajotheLurker
I was expecting a dinosaur. Have an upvote.
iAmBecomepretzel
AlkeneThiol
This was pretty obviously fake. There are no single attractive women who work at gamestop
TheFreshPrinceOfImgur
Only in pornland..only in pornland..
Sevkron
For real though, 1 2 switch can go suck my balls
TongueLasher
You had me at Nintendo Switch!
ComradeNinjaCow
grandude
The old bait and switch
Othinthal
Response, if real, should be "does it come with any perks?" Attempt to smash
MelGibsonsLeftArm
It comes with a free year of gameinformer magazines.
mybrothersmario
Does it still? I haven't been to GameStop in years...
Bolth
As a lady ASL at a gamestop, can confirm this is how we reach numbers.
CynicalDeino
And that's how you nail the pitch.
FernandoRumdebum
Pitch is a weird Asian name *bada boom tish* I'M NOT SORRY
t0x1c1T
Literally.
Bushwookie825
No no no his name is anon. Not pitch
MiaklWalker
Don't worry I got it right
cow042
When i bought the htc vive, the pitch was pro members get a $100 steam gift card.
pancreas
god fucking damnit, I should have done that. pre-ordered from the Vive website and got fucking Job Simulator for free. Fuck Job Simulator.
cow042
I didn't get job simulator :( I only got planks experience and everest free
pancreas
ouch.
TheSwedishMoose
But... it's so much fun.
ThatGuyPerseus
I imagine it's not as much fun as 100$ worth of Steam games
TheSwedishMoose
Ah, but you can simulate earning a paycheque :)
BurntRamen
Is it really? It doesn't give you PTSD?
xd4ng3r0u5x
As someone who works at GameStop... anyone want to sign up?
cannibalsuars91
I got the whole way through this shit post and realized my WiFi wasn't on. I just paid to read that garbage.
Farmerben12
Fuck. I didn't realize until I read your comment that mine is off too...
PickleMorty
You pay for data lol scrub.
jo3v
Yeah but be honest, you've spent alot more of alot less before.
PastaIsLife
lmao, this is the funniest shit I've read all day.
NoBucketsRequired
Her dedication is amazing lol
thecornhusk
Those Asians lol
Mossatron
Does she get paid overtime for this?
MrMcCookieMuffin
She just gets a couple tips ',:^)
Musicosity
I know a few managers...they hate their lives after the recent push for memberships among all the other shit.
ihateworkingongermancars
Worst is the people who ask "are you gonna sell my information?"
TyrionLannisterTheImp
This is all Gamestop employees, by default.
ThePerfectGif
*Whispers* "I'm already a Pro member."
lcplspanky
i actually have some new 1 that apparently not every store has, my wife decided to, I just want my cheaper premium on kongregate
DongSayaDae
Hnnngg
knotch2
This is getting hot! Continue.. *Unzips*
Mahjarrat
Koshunae
How is this both a really crude and shitty drawing at the same time as being really well drawn?
skyisup
It's called a sketch
PurpleAid
I love you
robviously
humanthing
lintwizard
God dammit, in this gif, isn't she having an act-off with Stephen Colbert on the Report? I wish I had a gif of Colbert's version to reply :(
SilverEtchegaray
Is this it? https://imgur.com/V7l9E4C
TheClayKnight
No, but that works
SilverEtchegaray
I do my best! :)
Sylvetrix
Username checks out
TheDarkBrotherhood
That really is the perfect gif
dmbelafan
My member is already a pro.
greggor
Wait no. They get credit for signing people up.
VonKarnstein
Tinycuddlefish
.
Ilovepoopinglikealot
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stratusxh
wut in tarnimation
NballardPDX
SBSP129
Abfgx
Yeah, I'm gonna need a source
SaikyoStyle
Illthinkofausernamelater
Pretty sure this is from "don't trust the bitch in apt 23"
AreWeNotDoingPhrasing
I believe it is Easy A the movie with Emma Stone
robviously
fluffypineapple
Then she whips out her dick and fucks you in the ass cuz that's what GameStop does
MiaklWalker
Anon looks up and down after showing her his pro member card , slowly squinting his eyes he whispers now lets GameStop fooling around 1/2
Wabjebbers
Her eyes seemed to say.
MiaklWalker
And get down too it , he slowly pulls his shirt off and whispers in her ear , justice for brads wife shame on you Cracker Barrel
Ozulon85
She was fired on his birthday! How could you be so heartless Cracker Barrell?!?
Gayforbae
taralanth
Fuckn saved
solidshark91493
When will justice for brads wife prevail!?
Merescat
Justice for All! .. All Brads! ... umm All Brad's Wives .. prevailing justice for the wife of Brad ... ummm I'm lost now, what was that?