My brain when my wife is on her period, and she just dropped the whole chocolate cake she baked on the carpet.

Mar 17, 2017 12:47 AM

I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

How'd she bake a cake on the carpet?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Why did she bake it on a carpet?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

@op face

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This was probably OP http://imgur.com/6kowwad

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why was your wife baking chocolate cake on the carpet?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

You are playing a dangerous game my brother

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Eat that shit off the floor

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can rebuild it. Make it better, stronger, tastier. Just use icing as adhesive. Thats really what cake does; convey frosting.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*when browsing imgur today.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A period is not an excuse to be abusive.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The bottom part is probly still good

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

I'm thinkin Friends when the really good cheesecake is dropped in the hall and they're picking at it when joey comes by.."what we eatin?"lol

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

HAHA! That's exactly what I said!!

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

No you brush it off and YOU EAT THAT SHIT

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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@iamthemachine

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

exactly lol

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That would just be kinda mean...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I hate so much how funny tragic shit like this is cause I end up devastated and laughing. Also I feel like an arsehole.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I remember as a kid, I laughed when my older sister fell down a flight of stairs. Maybe that's different cause we were young but still haha

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Time to play in it. At least have fun with it.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

I don't feel like being murdered today.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0