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Pole vaulting over a bull
HMB while I parkour
Tree takes its revenge
HMB while I put on these pants
Part 1: http://imgur.com/gallery/1ciHN
Part 2: http://imgur.com/gallery/3p4n7
Part 3: http://imgur.com/gallery/f6OGr
Part 4: http://imgur.com/gallery/SSHjI
Part 6: http://imgur.com/gallery/RD5p7
Part 7: http://imgur.com/gallery/Jd4qT
Part 8: http://imgur.com/gallery/w8cEb
Part 9: http://imgur.com/gallery/vGeNX
Part 10: http://imgur.com/gallery/jtjFd
Thustle
PARKOUR! I'm dead.
kthejoker
I feel like #1 is a secret success. There's nothing to improve.
grouchymonk
Butthole status: puckered
jimjackboredom
Cool cool. .be there in a minute
UnderwearStains
Natural selection at it's finest
DragonMaus
Is it just me, or is the average level of brutality in these posts gradually rising?
Barley426
I never understand why people fuck with horses at all let alone stand behind them while doing it
Statboy78
THAT'S HOW YOU LEAEN
scoopsH
Lol what did he think was gonna happen?
ddpv
It is called bestiality and it is because the bits are at that end of the horse.
ImVeronicaCorningstone
"Sometimes bad things happen for a reason...the reason being that you're stupid and made bad decisions"...paraphrased from Red Foreman
grobesviech
You kind of have to stand behind the horse to fuck with it...
Snooj
I bet he didn't understand either but now what's left of him does.
buttermyarse
This happened to my grandad - he thought he was Dr Dolittle. Ended up with a horseshoe shaped bruise on his groin.
Statboy78
THAT'S HOW YOU LEARN
lunchbeers
Can you just call the next one "he ded" to save us from about 50 comments to scroll through.
LtKifKroker
#8: OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK... *jumps* SHIT!
uppydownymoodswingykindofgirl
One of my degus tried five times to jump from my shoulder (I was sitting on the floor) to the kitchen table and hilarity ensued
CrackHitler
I think animal fails may be the funniest of all.
wildweekendbitch
I cackled like the evil bitch I am.
aykyle
I don't even know what he was jumping to.
TanstaaflTovarisch
roof. he missed it by a smidge.
BenedoodleCumberpoodle
This was my favorite fail. I was laughing so hard.
Sneakilicious
I hope #7 likes soup...
Uriahchase
Stupid squirrel
BillyBaloney976
Think he was stoned off berries, it happens.
KoishiKomeijisama
Many of these make me wonder: An attempt at what?
FriskyFoxie
I believe #14 was a success, actually. Results as intended.
estatham
Guy on left in #11 is all like 'tee hee'
oopsimadepoops
Seriously the guy on the right wasnt even trying to hold onto the pants
Starrkprimera
As a medical professional all I can think is *sigh* "all the work I have to do".
IThinkImBadAtThis
#13 "There is a lesson to learn in this" - Dad
wildweekendbitch
My dad told me that I should slide down the stairs in a laundry basket when I was 4. I did it. I sympathize with this girl.
wingod
#14 is how to make sure you never knock anyone up ever again.
Waddafaq
what the FUCK was plan A?????
totallyOC
what was he even trying to do there?
necpmf
make sure he doesn't knock up anyone ever again.
Petdud
auto-castration
ifmusicbethefoodofloveplayon
cheap vasectomy
PizzaWolf
That deserves a spot on this week's "Ow My Balls!"
DatDurTho
I mean, it looked he WANTED his gonads to be crushed into bloody smithereens, I can't imagine a different outcome.
Fleecemaster
That's what it looks like to me, some people to this though, as a dare or "test of manliness"I can only assume it was this...
xhirro
#10 I've seen that lake in multiple different fails. Is it just a place people go to fail?
whyteraven74
Maybe, but at least in this case, no one was actually hurt.
gshiki
seems like fun....to watch
proletariatblues
So these are just us watching people die now huh
harobed7756
Many bones were broken in the making of this post.
ONISpook
Yes. But uh, at least we can learn from their mistakes. First rule: learn basic physics.
GavinScreaming
The first 1 or 2 were just funny mistakes and now it's baiscally just people either dying or being seriously injured. Not very enjoyable.
HugeAckman
Most of them are their own doing. Instant karma is perfectly enjoyable if you ask me.
GavinScreaming
idk, I see karma as like someone getting what's coming to them. Most of these people weren't trying to hurt anyone or anything.
HugeAckman
the horse, the guy jumping off a roof, fucking batman matador. There are a few Darwin award contenders here. Maybe karma was the wrong word
JeX1869
The last one was hilarious! I love that show!
skadooshbag
I upvoted just for this one. Hilarious
Snooj
I remember that episode. Usually it's the big red balls that cause the most contortions. Some of the slow-mo replays are astounding.
mywifeisfamous
I also upvoted for the last one! I watched it way too many times! It gets funnier and funnier!
BigAZNMan
Dude that hits the pommel horse makes me cringe every time.
harobed7756
I think there's some brain splatter there.
Snooj
How much do we all love #7? So, so, so much.
Skrunkus
Yep! You don't mess with animals. You just don't.
rukeman
The pure stupidity of that man is hard to believe.
Habbadax
More than anything else, I just feel confused, how the hell did he think that was gonna turn out
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
Let me explain to you how sorry I feel for that guy...
InitHello
Is it zero? Is it a negative amount? Fucker had it coming.
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
Until I tell you how sympathetic I am, assume I am not :-p
TheCrowFather
I need the sauce for half these just to make sure I didn't watch someone die
cleverpighiding
i love how in the one with the pants the guy on the right just drops them instantly
cogregg
I like that the guy on left left immediately put his nut tap guard up.
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cleverpighiding
yeah but it almost looks like he let go before they even hit them
RJ123abc
I think batman broke his neck!!
IMayHaveTimeForThat
Thats what i was thinking. Dude died before the bull actually did anything
cannibalturkeyburger
Did he actually die?
kagirinaku
Yeah he was definitely unconscious or dead by the time the bull flung him. If he's dead, I'm freaked out now.
rickiticki12345
What idiot decided to make the slide in #2?
ac112
That's actually not a slide. It's a machine designed to induce haemorrhoids..... It was developed in the 40s to understand them better.
SpazzOut
Technically the kid going down the slide is an idiot, generally you're supposed to be laying down for slides like that.
SuddenlySeymour
perhaps he is over the height/weight limit for it?
SusiHuikkanen
Thanks for part five, just finished part four! <3
txronin55
Thanks for emergency rooms.
lurkerburzerker
#4 ... pretty sure he ded
pancreas
He got fucked up pretty bad, but lived. Source: a different comment.
Mijakes
I like how he almost saved it by turning the trip into a flip... But then he died...
Chryos
Saw the youtube source, apparently he just has multiple titanium plates holding his skeleton together now.
mattbl
#9 Dude was from the UofM (Minnesota).
TimtegrityGT
Any follow up with that? Looked brutal.
mattbl
http://www.gophersports.com/genrel/091007aah.html
mattbl
He was fine.
lashingsofgingerbeer
#15 is just beautiful
iwantacorgi
OMB i just figured out that if you mouseover #15 it shows the gif...MIND BLOWN
chbarts
OMB? Oh My Beer?
iwantacorgi
oh my buddha
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
Right you are, Ken.
FrancisLouJean
I get this reference! Also, now I miss that show
MrsCaptainPicard
I can almost feel the face burn *shudder.*
Pyrofoxe
WHY DIDNT YOU JUST SAY THE LAST ONE >:(
lashingsofgingerbeer
Because on the desktop version if you give the number it will display the image too...
TheGayAgenda
gshiki
I'm impressed with how she could ended up like this. She fits right into that space.
chbarts
SHE! GOT! ELIMINATED!
Mercalus
Right you are Ken!
icyanddicey
Just when I check the first 10 images of an album and decide to skip the rest, there's ALWAYS this motherfucker who says "#x is great"
icyanddicey
and when I go check it it sucks or I've already seen it a bunch of times
tantallous
thats when you just put your mouse over the # and it pops up for you
icyanddicey
https://pablochiste.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/forrest_gump_303722x.jpg
ChodeStool
Her face probably looks like Michael Jackson after that!
YouWereAlmostAJillSandwich
Reminded me of Super Mario (NES) missing a jump and falling to his death.
BurtMacklinYouSOB
Mobile user here. Which is 15. I don't want to count down wish gifs could be numbered
PyroGuy007
Hnnnnnnnnnnggggg
cominginhot
Tight! Tight! Tight!
aShogunNamedMarcus
Requesting: Version where it loops for 5 seconds in the section prior to splashdown so it looks like she's falling 100 feet
vodkagiver
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FedericoAstica
erwsefsfsefsfsve
wiredtobeweird
asadsas
Skeif
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RevengeByAnyOtherNameIsNotAsSweet
department of transportation
AbrahamLincolnVampireLawyer
You get +1 for mobile users not having to go back and count. Thanks for the hint.
RockyMackHeartAttack
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ayebois
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aMimeHavingAStroke
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AmishAndHandy
,
EliruleZ
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Tortelett
Sorry i'm late
Cucumberflant
I was honestly expecting "I lied." Kickass.
myusernameiscrazy
The hero we need
thunder2132
The one gif that doesn't work :-(
aShogunNamedMarcus
Glorious!
illegalacorn
please
Hatixon
Your username suggests kinky time
illegalacorn
no you
Hatixon
If you insist.
nidron
#4 Did not end well. Not well at all :/
JBib
I immediately thought of a youtube video of a cliff dive gone wrong just like this. It was to this day that most NSFL this I have ever seen.
Queefity
he ded?
theacidplan
parkour is really cool when done right, but when this happens, I just feel bad
NucularCrisitunity
Yeah, THIS was really bad.
jbaero
I'm impressed he managed a flip after tripping... that may have saved his life.
MMAgCh
In case anyone was wondering: "[He] needed 19 titanium plates, 38 titanium screws and 21 stitches in the face…" [1/2]
TheOneThatGotBanned
Robocop ?
ThatShiftyMonkey
... [2/2]
MMAgCh
Does my second comment not show? According to Imgur I posted it but I guess it didn't go through?
blackletum
I don't see it anywhere. What else did he need?
TheMightyCock
Talos
MMAgCh
"…21 stitches in the face - including 14 in mouth, as well as 30-50 staples from ear to ear." Or just google "Robert Stafsing".