Meet Patrick, the oldest and largest living Wombat

Jul 13, 2016 10:34 AM

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Patrick is cute. What's the furry thing's name?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I used to bull's-eye womp rats in my T-16 back home. They're not much bigger than two meters."

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Put it down.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

R.O.U.S.S.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

God Hillary looks horrible.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cute girlfriend,but she could use some makeup.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Neat. But what's he holding?

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Dangit. You stole my comment.... before I made my comment.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He's also a virgin. Poor Patrick.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

What's a Wombat for ? It's for playing Wom.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

what even is a wombat?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's that animal he's holding?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ö

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DOES HE KNOW I LOVE HIM?

10 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

yes, and he thinks it's smashing

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Screamed the stable boy

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Is no one protesting your tendency to over-feed your rabbit?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wombat is cool, but dude looks like the middle phase of a zombie transformation illustration.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Throws ball at it

10 years ago | Likes 293 Dislikes 6

But start with some raspberries.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Might want to try bait first

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

WILD PATRICK fled!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Said the stableboy"

10 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 9

He screamed, oh, how he screamed.

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

I thought that was Jiggly Caliente?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If Chewbacca was a midget

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a bidoff don't tell me otherwise

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait ate slays one those animals that keeps growing as long as is alive

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And yet only second most foolish wombat, after Trump

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I used to bull's-eye wombats in my T-16 back home. They're not much bigger than two meters. -Luke, probably

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I anoint him: snugglerat.

10 years ago | Likes 115 Dislikes 5

Unless he's feeling feisty https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GUisuU6xzo

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Awesome, but the zookeeper's face looks like he's posing with his prom date

10 years ago | Likes 182 Dislikes 1

He looks like he's tired of picking up Patrick's fat ass for photos

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I dunno, no hover hand

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What year is this, when you can still mock two guys's love like this without reprisal? Stop being so goddamn homophobic, shitlord!

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

it's the [[CURRENT YEAR]]

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I hope everyone ELSE understands your sarcasm. Lol

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Easy there; it's not a New Zealander with a sheep.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What level pokemon is that?

10 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 4

Ratacate

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's a pretty high level

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At least 3.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

CP 12

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yes

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

cuddly but muscular

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

herbivorous, crepuscular

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's kinda like the theme from the Phish TV show. You know, with Abe Vigoda.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

His poop is cubed

10 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 0

Ha, that's nothing! I poop tesseracts.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Well, you obviously have a higher dimensional digestive track and/or anus

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

His username checks out

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

poop³

10 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

That's what Nerd³ should change his name to.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Haha, yes!

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Are you alright?! Follow my voice!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Showme.gif

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Couldn't really find any videos of them pooping :/ but there is this... http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m52Rdp_b5dQ

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Patrick looks fed up with your shit.

10 years ago | Likes 556 Dislikes 6

Patrick looks fed with Taco Bell

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No wonder it's so large

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Your cubic shit.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"No! This is Patrick!!"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At least he is fed tho!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's still there! They bring him out in a wheel barrow and let people pet him while constantly warning kids he will bite their face

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wombats, as an Australian animal, are always fed up with everyone's s**t.

10 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 2

"Why can't you poo in a square you fucking animal, I could already do that when I was little!"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think he looks friendly enough.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Notice the lack of large tusks or horns and bulky body. They are the bulldozers of the animal kingdom.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

They are that good at moving dirt? As a kid my mom called me a wombat, I didn't know this was why!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, I more meant in reference to their primary method of attack (Collision); but they do burrow to make their homes

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