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Found this at Metapicture, thought you'd like it here too? :)
Jul 22, 2016 11:38 AM
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mailman7777777
"Objects on the mirror are closer than they appear"
KnucleheadFlow
I'd have way too much anxiety for the little guy's life to let this go on any longer than it'd take for me to pull over
AdrianDunne
Keep the dinosaur fed.
MoonGoddess235
Florida? I have picked up a few of those little guys, but they don't stay long. I don't have cool cave-like mirrors on my car!
Thewhitestofprodigies
I enjoyed this post OP
GiacomoCarnaghi
The jurassic park T-Rex shrinked
TinMan8
Fucking Geico ads are everywhere
whiteonrice
Actually the throat is because he is trying to scare aware himself.
Dyslexicglove
I don't know, that looks like a regular sized dinosaur to me. But then again, it could just be perspective playing tricks on me.
cheeseisbea
Yeah hard to tell. There is no banana for scale....
RaefWolfe
Am I the only person who would have removed him before going to work? Also, not trying to attract himself, trying to intimidate himself...
idkmanitskindadumb
Meh, you will forget him on some gas station with his dick through some gloryhole soon
teknojo
@OP How about cute, nude hermaphroditic cat lizards with boobs?
WhoWalksInWhenIWalkOutWithoutMyWalkingStick
Why not?
charliegrs
Man why don't you rescue him! Hes going to die eventually if he's on the mirror going 65+ an hour you know.
ThatOneGifOfJerryFuckingTomInTheAssIsMySpiritSlave
Is this an ad for meta picture?
WhoWalksInWhenIWalkOutWithoutMyWalkingStick
Nope :p I only noticed Metapicture adds automatic "watermarks" after uploading here. I mentioned source in the text box to be fair 'cause1/2
WhoWalksInWhenIWalkOutWithoutMyWalkingStick
it's not my OC
OutlawAggie
Had a similar situation happen to me, except it was a giant ass wasp and I was afraid to get out of my car in case the fucker came out
endlesscaustickisses
Anole?
Dragondraikk
Yup. The dewlap makes it very obvious
RockinTheBeerGut
DaniaAudax
Wouldn't he be hungry by now?
HmmmThatsNice
Catching flies when they stop prolly
anddylanrew
Dinosaurs midsections are off the ground, hence lizards not being dinosaurs.
ICampOntheFirstDate
Well the poor bastards have been standing around for 60 million years, I can hardly blame them for not sucking in their bellies lately.
GoofyFoot
I can't get past "attract himself to himself". Help me.
Trumanovich
THERE'S A GREMLIN ON THE BUS!
mcnillie
Must be hawaii
makethingsbetter
needs more pixels
Try2bnice
I had a mirror snail. named it Gary. after few weeks left Gary in a green area. miss him every drive
hedgiemomm
BungusAmungus
You give him some bugs right now @OP
WhoWalksInWhenIWalkOutWithoutMyWalkingStick
Not my OC, sorry :/
BungusAmungus
No excuse.
braginskyy
That's a brown anole. Super common in Florida. They eat small insects and mate around this time.
Bigpov
They are EVERYWHERE in Florida right now! We had one living in the light in our kitchen for a while. No idea how he got there.
Polecat777
When I moved to Texas I told my mom about them. She thought I said there were brown assholes everywhere. She was shockingly unphased.
ZachPutland
I loved seeing the anoles when I visited my uncle in Florida. And growing cinnamon in his back yard and other cool shit
notyourtypicalpirate
As a Floridian, these little assholes are an invasive species from Cuba and Bahamas. They're negatively impacting the native green anole.
braginskyy
Indeed they are. I live around the Tampa area and I haven't seen any green anoles, yet there are hundreds by my grandparents' in Louisiana.
MerToo
I have a wing-mirror spider, named him Surf. He likes to hang on the edge of the mirror-fairing at 100MPH, which with 8 eyes must be freaky!
pleaseletthisonework
Had a butterbean pod looking bug ride back and forth to work on my mirror for almost a week. Missed him when he left.
DeadpoolWilson
Well spiders are kinda blind so....
RhymingEverything
I had one named Charles!! I miss him :(
ImWorkinOnMyRoar
I had a spider too! His name was Danny
BetaWolfOcho
I had a spider bro on my nissan truck, she lasted 3 mouth till a Halestorm did her in. Mostly on 55 and 70.
Chimijandra
I had a bug squished on my windshield.
nightster07
I had a female jumping spider for a riding buddy, but then I took it to 70 & the wind was too much for her, she went SPLAT on my windshield.
delpharseven
Not a dinosaur. This is a dinosaur: https://imgur.com/NasjYXG
TheUnsolicitedDuckPic
Thought it was going to be a picture of Hillary
Vedrini
No, this is Patrick
Cheomesh
OMG BRIB
Thewhitestofprodigies
Definitely a pterodactyl
zachtidmore
Troof
browsib
I think neither are dinosaurs
Zorxoge
Someone posted an evolutionary chart above. You might want to check that out.
brettmarkley1
The terrifying T robin.
pandasmakemehappy
The whole turkeysaurus thing really ruined dinosaurs for be and I loved the fuck out of them when I was younger.
pandasmakemehappy
I'm just not a fan of birds, but hey if you find giant turkeys fascinating that's great.
skorpiodino16
Well, that's what they really were. IMO, it makes them far more interesting.
TheDreaded1
**tries to throw a Poke Ball at it** Just checking.
WhoWalksInWhenIWalkOutWithoutMyWalkingStick
:D
NerdN1
Exactly: https://xkcd.com/1211/
glacialbae
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/birds_and_dinosaurs.png
delpharseven
For those who are confused: https://imgur.com/InOaQzs
BobbyRockets
Also a dinosaur: http://imgur.com/jBZ1JSs
SithLordVoldemort
This is a dinosaur... https://www.instagram.com/p/BHfXgzoBlRT/?taken-by=natatatshabitat
delpharseven
And a very handsome one at that.
SithLordVoldemort
I will have Natalie relay your compliment to Chalko (the bird in the pic) he will be pleased lol
zachtidmore
That's a raptor.
SithLordVoldemort
AKA a dinosaur lol
polydev
Is it now... https://www.instagram.com/p/BGboTanRRZB/?taken-by=natatatshabitat
SithLordVoldemort
Haha yes! Motion to turn my GFs owl into a meme (this is her Instagram account), anyone second? Lol
SpecsAvery
DaysofOld
I was driving home late one night when I heard a large thump on my windshield. Stopped and pulled out a flashlight to find a frog chillin'
DaysofOld
Happened when I went under a tree by the way. Decent sized bugger.
ninoteko
Hi
SpecsAvery
ninoteko
usersubbordercontrol
Oh look it's dat boi
SpecsAvery
Oh shit waddap
MOTHERFUCKINGCTHULHU
http://imgur.com/WshAJuM
AdorableTinyKitties
..I like your username..<3
MOTHERFUCKINGCTHULHU
Thank you :) did you read lovecraft's books?
PooSalad
I am so confused how the reflection has the window up but the window is down.... Wut
SpecsAvery
A couple of the frogs toes are on the window. If you look closely you'll see. Or does my camera take photos from parallel dimensions?
PooSalad
Yeah but one toe looks inside
SpecsAvery
Maybe it is. Maybe the photo induces hallucinations.
PooSalad
Actually now that I've looked at it closer you can see the reflection of the air vent from the inside... So never mind!
SpecsAvery
The window is tinted. Looks clear from the inside. Or maybe I'm a magician.
PooSalad
That is one clean window then!
SpecsAvery
I try to take good care of my vehicle, it's the first nice thing I ever earned. Thank you for noticing I truly appreciate it. I love you.