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SilverKytten
You don't want a love like fucking either of them.
CasuallyTouchingButts
Maybe I'm into that shit. You don't know my life.
cherhClickSmasher
I want to love myself as much a President Trump!
BLow30z
I just want a love like my dog and that goddamned pink elephant!
tigersgorawr
I want a love like Odd Thomas and his girlfriend. (great movie, highly reccomend)
SleepingRose59
Ugg.. It's not Stockholm's.. But it still isn't a good relationship and I do like how they changed it up in Suicide Squad.
NerdN1
The relationship is obviously abusive and unhealthy, but I do find Harley to be an interesting character, though not one to emulate. >>
NerdN1
That said, Romeo and Juliet were idiotic, suicidal, drama queens. Romeo went from loving one girl to dying for a new one in a couple days.>>
NerdN1
They couldn't wait a few minutes before trying to kill themselves every time they thought they couldn't be with their day-old crush.
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
shakespeare be like, "i know! hilarious, isnt it?"
FrozenFoodGuy
This!
NerdN1
And people STILL think these suicidal idiots are the pinnacle of love!
punchcostello
I mean, you don't really want a love like Romeo and Juliet either?
Lylos
Where's the Bonnie and Clyde love?
hillbillyal
Love like Spiderman and Deadpool.
grimmia
A love like Harley and Ivy
nclu
The Monarch and Dr Mrs the Monarch are a great villain couple.
treeniggathawise
2 murdering scumbag cunts. word.
Voltrondefenderoftheinternets
So like two villains that tolerate each other or the fan-fic relationship.
VikingVocals
Actually Ivy and Harley are in a lesbian relationship in a few legitimate comics I believe
Xalaqia
Canon, in the animated series, and in comics.
squirrel
How about neither
ScienceGoneTooFar
I first thought every time someone says that crap
SilverSwearsalot
I want a love life like a really attractive cocain dealer
UpVoteAllDogs
I want a love like Liz Lemon and cheese
Erisian23
Defining Harley solely in terms of her relationship with the Joker is just more shit sprinkles judged onto a shit cake. Leave Harley alone!
PhiIIipJFry
I've never ever heard anyone they want a joker harley relationship, except in posts where it immediately says NO YOU DON'T
runia24
I want a love life like Kanye and Kanye
umikaloo
https://youtu.be/2U7nVKOaRKI
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/03/30/08/32AA611B00000578-3515097-image-a-5_1459324723337.jpg
cutiepatoodiepumpkinbooty
You don't think that's a bit clingy?
Rifneno
Then there's Injustice Harley, who completely deserves to be abused after helping murder millions but is played sympathetic because tits.
labratlet
Love like Lily and Marshall from himym.
mizzchanandlerbong
Dang. You beat me to it. Alternatively Chandler and Monica.
labratlet
I think I've only seen one or two episodes of Friends, maybe I should watch it.
AllYourPeppermintAreBelongToMe
Highly encourage it. I preferred Friends way over HIMYM. The humor came from closer to real-life situations. I adore Chandler & Monica, too.
labratlet
I started watching, its funny. I forgot some of the ridiculous fashion trends from the 90's. Phoebe is my favorite so far.
mizzchanandlerbong
If you liked himym chances are super high you'll like Friends. Just gotta get over the awesome 90s fashion at first ;)
labratlet
I lived it so that's not a huge deal.
mizzchanandlerbong
In case you usually use mobile - I pm'd you a reply
XMarxtheAllot
Screw that, I want a love like Biden and Obama!
NightfallEverdark
At least Joker and Harley didn't kill themselves. They just killed others.
Arthritor
I see nipple
FrozenFoodGuy
Screw them! I want a love life like Gomez and Morticia Addams!
kythwilde
You said the thing I was going to say.
JamesAwkboner
This a thousand times, besides Romeo and Juliet ain't all that healthy either.
bigian77
ArchMagos
"we're going to use forbidden alchemy to create an abomination while trying to resurrect our dead mother!"
TheRealOnstar
"You terrified me last night.....do it again!!"
iliketoticklemytwat
Living without you, only that would be torture --Gomez
GuyNamedSean
Hell yeah. Best fictional marriage ever.
Freakiestsumo
Jim and Pam, Andy and April, Fry and Leela
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
While I agree with your first two and can't respond to the last, I will clarify for @GuyNamedSean: Best fictional whole family dynamic ever.
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
They're amazing with their kids too.
Freakiestsumo
What about Arthur and Molly Weasley?
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
Shit man, gotta tear me down :-p
AngelicaDrennan
Fuck yeah
Iceman0624
Deathbreath666
La lala la la laaaa Cafeteria Fraiche
platypoon
We feast on those who would subdue us...
KNOWLEDGEisPowerwastaken
Now you're talking!
HinokaTheRed
My ex said that alot too. Then she cheated on me.
KOBK
Mickey and Mallory Knox!
Thephedora
Sigh. Finding a Morticia is so hard these days...
kythwilde
You aren't looking hard enough. (I'm kidding)
cabalin
Have you checked the cemetery on a lovely stormy night?
Cyberwere
Loved them. But honestly, I preferred the Munster's TV show.
CasualAtlas
There you go.
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kottm20a
Also they actually don't. Speaking as the daughter of highly co-dependent parents, the Addams' are reasonably healthy.
Melanisia
So long as they are happy, is that really so bad?
cruisnik02
ImaSithDuh
FrozenFoodGuy
ImaSithDuh
aSlaveToChaos
A day alone...only that would be death!
SeitanTaisei
Jarjarthejedi
FrozenFoodGuy
Thank you!! I couldn't find a gif of those two in imgurs reaction gifs
ImaSithDuh
Found one for ya:
FrozenFoodGuy
Keep it up! You'll only earn more upvotes from me!
ImaSithDuh
Their reaction to anyone who legitimately wants to be Joker and Harley:
Voltrondefenderoftheinternets
I've found that you can google search gifs and as long as they are from Imgur you can copy/paste.
FrozenFoodGuy
Thnks that is realy helpful!
Voltrondefenderoftheinternets
Also just realized if you go to comment on a gif/photo. You can copy the url instead of trying to find an Imgur version on google.
Mimsey
Harley is not a victim. She does not have Stockholm Syndrome. She chose the Joker and he chooses her back, sometimes.
raidleadergutts
That's how most abusive relations work. The abused either don't understand that they're abused, or don't want to admit it.
ThisJoe
Pity they messed up their story a bit.
LordAlfrey
You think you do, but you don't.
CloudedLeopard
THANK YOU! My biggest problem with Suicide Squad: Joker would not come back for Harley
surefang
She'd be lucky if he even noticed she was gone.
RealScienceMan
There's the injustice, went away for a year to have a baby and he didn't notice.
JebediahJones
There was an entire Batman TAS episode dedicated to just that
NerdN1
He might depending on his mood, but even then it would more to punish the audacity of stealing from him than any true affection.
interestedofold
I think that was supposed to be the idea. Then they cut it up and let the trailer makers edit the thing.
MyWeeLadGimli
He did leave her to drown in the car, so even in the movie he's not exactly a great boyfriend.
dumbsonny
Original cut supposedly was meant to be that. You can still make it out a bit in the theatrical considering she conveys more anger than woe.
aleister94
I think it would have been great if the audience just thought he was coming to rescue but it turned he had ulterior motives and then 1/2
aleister94
2/2 pushed her out of the helicopter after he got what he wanted
wonderlandfanatic
He did multiple times though.
IdUpvoteYouButYoureAt69
He almost walked away from her after she jumped into the vat of acid. But he felt conflicted and jumped back after her. He's mad about HQ.
Zaayl
"Nobody hits harley but me" he is very possessive of her, but not caring or loving.
damnyuoautocorrect
I always explained it as he loves her usefulness
Kaysmira
Remember the time in the KID'S SHOW where he struck her and threw her from a third floor window into an alleyway? Yeah, so affectionate.
CloudedLeopard
I know right?
EspyLacopa2
She didn't get the joke.
OldRazzIeDazzIe
Not true the joker have some kind of feelings for her no matter how twisted they're are
ZachsAnomaiy
Every time I meet someone who compares their love life to Harley Quinn and The Joker it comes out later that it was an abusive relationship.
naarg
And how often have, you met someone, who used this comparison?
Mimsey
FUCK YOU! She chose to join him. She never had Stockholm Syndrome. That was added later in some comic arcs but not all.
IdUpvoteYouButYoureAt69
She literally jumped into the acid for him, he was several feet away. Nowhere near pushing her, in the movie at least.
Mimsey
In the movie, yeah. And in the comics. She always chooses to get involved with and stay involved. When she wants out, she just leaves. [1]
Mimsey
But she's certainly not brainwashed or beaten into dependence in her best arcs. She's smart and self-actualized in those. [3]
IdUpvoteYouButYoureAt69
Exactly. I haven't personally read her arcs before but that's what I gathered about her. She's still a doctor.
Mimsey
She is rarely or never a victim of his. If anything she's a victim of her own unrequited love for him. [2]
NomadNuka
I think they were trying to make it like he was Grinch-ing it up over her.
DoesItDo
Okay, then I want a love life like Romeo and Juliet
ICantFindTheRightUsername
*facepalm*
KhalFrodo
I know that you're aware, but I can't believe so many people think that story is a romance.
RobertEmmet
For the opposite, observe The Winter's Tale, a dread Othello-style tragedy in the beginning, then 16 years pass and it's frigging Much Ado
RobertEmmet
It is, until the death of Mercutio. It's a romance comedy in structure until the mid point, then the latter is 100% Hamlet-style tragedy
PangolinBan
Romeo meets the love of his life except she isn't into him, so the next day he finds the other love of his life who is a bit too much 1/2
PangolinBan
2/2 into him. I suppose that qualifies as a romance comedy, but it feels more like Shakespeare getting his snark on to me.
RobertEmmet
Give Much Ado About Nothing aread too. It's the quintessential Shakespearean romcom, and it's basically all snark in one of the couplings.
KhalFrodo
That's true. I guess I always think of it as a tragedy but I'd say your explanation is more accurate.
SexDungeonsandDragons
Short, sweet, and to the point. 10/10, would be in star-crossed love/suicide pact again.
FrozenFoodGuy
You do realize their families were at war and they commited suicide cuz they couldn't be together?
DoesItDo
That's the joke...
FrozenFoodGuy
And i was just being sarcastic there, have an extra +1 from me
DoesItDo
Did no one get this?
Xsiah
I got you
DoesItDo
Nice, thanks lol
UsuallySpecial
There are dozens of us! Well, maybe a dozen.