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Dec 27, 2016 10:42 PM
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mickison
Sauceypants
ohmydeuce
Oliver Queen, what have you done?
Vananon
Uh oh spaghetti-o's
Shewy92
Only thing to do now is cut off your right hand and make it look like it was suicide
spelkmeister
MrStark
Are you 16? Because this is a lesson that is learned early on. Rookie move and you hate to see it happen.
IDoNotContribute
That is a pretty douchey thing to say OP, you fucked your relationship up
phoenixgrinder
it's even worse when you say it about your cousin .. to her brother
ezlivn89
Your already in the hole, might as well have some fun and tell her what you think of her mom
HeavenBacon
*You're. But ya, i like your style.
ezlivn89
Lol yea Grammar issues while at work
GetChewSum
Whatever. I was in the doghouse for saying her sister was much less attractive.
NinjaBeans
R.I.P, OP.
RachaelDanger
Yeah, you shouldn't really call anyone your SO regularly interacts with "hot". It makes situations involving the 3 of you awkward :/
pronoun
Yeah, you'd think this would be a no-brainer, but some people are special, I guess.
OhForFuckSakeReally
You fucking idiot
supercoolfresh
You fucked up, pendejo.
Arnoski
Yep. That was unwise. You're allowed to think it, but some things should NOT be said.
mrsessipants
noob
Contralto
I will always regret never taking the opportunity to tell my ex that her younger sister is more attractive...
TheGiggityGuy
randomitguy
My SO has an identical twin. I get a high five if I say that...
IAmTheSquidward
I made the same mistake about her best friend lol
AllOfTheHistoryPlease
DasCorporal
Tell her it runs in family, and SO she got the best of the gene pool. Looks, brains, and heart.
wzzt
follow up with "but you're better in bed"
AhhhFuckItMate
That's more down the rabbit hole. The wife will immediately leave you.
toxcrusadr
That's a bold move, Cotton.
RequiemsRose
am I the only chick who wouldn't flip out if he meant it as an observation? I mean, sister...same genes, if I'm hot to him she might be to.
Maug83
It's over. Burn your house down. Change your name.
Degarafarat
Only allowed when they are twins/triplets.
IamNICE124
SurvivalNeverGoesOutOfStyle1
I know this feeling. Do not try to talk your way out of it. You'll just dig deeper. Apologize and move on.
Nize426
You can apologize, but there is no moving on. You're going to be brought back again and again and again.
SurvivalNeverGoesOutOfStyle1
I know.
IEnjoyToTalkGoAheadAndMesageMeYouKnowYouWanna
Haha move on that'll happen...4 years later when she's losing a fight you'll have that thrown back in your face it doesn't go away
Heytherebigsquare
If she doesnt throw it back in your face, expect something much worse
SurvivalNeverGoesOutOfStyle1
You don't just have this knowledge is it hasn't happened before. I've been with the same girl for 14 years married 7. YOU'RE 1OO% right.
WheelyWonka
... Did you use capital o's for your zeroes?
SurvivalNeverGoesOutOfStyle1
I should have. Ohhh!
WheelyWonka
It's definitely showing 2 capital o's for me instead of zeroes..
KiltedinSeattle
No matter how good-looking another girl is, my girlfriend is the hottest because she's nice enough or dumb enough to let me sleep with her.
RoastTheBroomstick69
You're awesome
GlowingKira
You get it
StupidManThing
maybe your GF browses imgur huh?
KiltedinSeattle
Oh, no. Even if she did I'd NEVER pander that way to her.
jackodn
This
boobphysicist
This
KiltedinSeattle
That.
jackodn
The other thing.... (obligatory)
SurvivalNeverGoesOutOfStyle1
Spoken like a true kilted seattlelite.....I'm seconding your great point and stamping it from Tacoma, without a kilt. They put up with us.
GlowingKira
Tacoma!!
bigdickrick206
What up 253!
SurvivalNeverGoesOutOfStyle1
What's good?
herescrazy
Oh hey long time no see!
DagonR
*attempts to invent a gang sign related to 253* *gives up* Go tacoma!