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Dog tax. This is my pup Stella. Say hi to Stella.. quietly tho.. she's sleeping.
aSuspiciousPanda
#4 I feel personally attacked.
LadySwerve
#20 Did we just become best friends?
Jerasphere
The cops chasing the guy and finally tackling him... I remember this happening, right her in Louisville KY
KurtHamster
#1 Bitch lasagna!
bunnycupisyourmaster
I saved many - well done
YourInternetMom
Showed #4 to my colorblind husband. He just yelled YOU KNOW I CAN'T READ THAT.
Beefkins
Officer A-Train out there dispensing high speed justice.
MissWhiteRabbit
You have a great sense of humor that was so funny ❤
Asenath9000
I love Stella
NinjasStoleMyMama
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HolyCowDoNotEat
#20 is hilarious
abbeyrosemama
At least the gender reveal didn’t light Southern California on fire
BosunMark
I am all in on the doggy club thing
Talahar
Looks like that guy did dress for the ride, but not the slide. Sucks to be him.
kirbfucius
Always follow the ATGATT philosophy: All the gear, all the time.
OldSchool93
Above average dump
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HighSorcerer
YourMotherApproves
RIP Chad :(
Urinemywetsuit
I laughed way too hard at the frying pan knight who got taken down and subsequently humped
CrimeBrulee
You are a dump God.
ifiknewwhattoputidputitherebutidontsoiwont
so we're just gonna ignore how many people were in that lightning struck car?!
SometimesOthertimesAnytime
Number 16 should be how all gender reveal parties should go.
jimmyhowlett
I'm so glad the tides are changing on these stupid fucking things.
PinPointSnarkuracy
#16 "IT'S THE LAST BOY / KID YOU'LL EVER HAVE! CONGRATULATIONS!!"
Urrmuhhgerdbecky
“im gonna burn this state to the ground” he mumbled to himself.
hotaythedonk
Thats what he gets for wearing a button down and shorts.
TheGreatSynan
It will certainly be the last one they do
mattchops
Needs to happen before the pregnancy.
Parimal22
#14 tf happened with that car?
PinPointSnarkuracy
He didn't make it to 88MPH, so... no time travel :(
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
It played a game called "guess the Queen song" and lost.
Agillator
Thunderstruck! na na na na na na na na na na
RackhamTheRed
"something" exploded inside? But slowly
jwax33
Lightninh
RavenBlue
Drove through a Lightning Strike. "Fu*k that car in particular." Zeus probably.
ColdRice
The Korean writing on the box the Pomeranian is drinking from says “do you” lol
Feralkyn
ₕᵢ ₛₜₑₗₗₐ
Lamplord
"Fuck you. People are assholes. Middle finger. Fuck you." "Be nice to everyone"
PrisonDonkey
#20 This needs to have sound. I desperately want to hear how hard those 2 were laughing at each other.
YourMotherApproves
#29 this made me cringe. Bike stuck pushing him and all
Toasterlover
I could feel the road rash...
kirbfucius
Seriously. Always follow the ATGATT philosophy: All the gear, all the time.
dfhowes
Ride for the slide!
LordYathnon
#19 either those people were all slow, or that man would have a shot at the olympics!
Adsma2002
Long ass strides. Other cop slowed and dropped equipment. Suspect kept looking back and had no speed.
ColdestOne
I think this is the car that got hit by the meteor.
YourMotherApproves
I thought it was trying to go back in time
PinPointSnarkuracy
Didn't hit 88MPH... no serious shit was seen...
lupinic
Thank you! I see it now.
TheSi1entSloth
I am color blind. And I can’t read that ishihara test, but I know damn well what it says.
Adsma2002
Love the colorblind
TheSi1entSloth
whatcouldgowrong
I just ran it thorough photoshop, you said a lie!!!
Showsni
He meant love them in a physical way.
Adsma2002
Was trying to save your feelings...
greggor
#19 Man should have been in the NFL
SuddenlySeymour
last time I saw that here, it said this is the cop from Terminator 2 :)
PinPointSnarkuracy
He's at the 30, the 20, the *BLAM* Down at the 7 yard line. Uh oh. Refs are calling a time out, and the medical team is entering the field.
HiHowAreYou92
Damn that speed wobble
TonyDreamer
There was a patch on the ground after he slid that I believe was flesh
ToastedEggSandwich
Dude left most of his arm about 200 feet behind him.
tjperez371911
Oh my god that made my body ache and weak. Ouch!
SoFreshAndSoCleanClean
I’m no biker... but shouldn’t you have your hands on the handlebars when you are riding a motorcycle on a highway? No? Just me? Ok.
DustyMcKnuckles
With larger bikes like that, theyre generally pretty stable at cruising speed -unless- you start getting speed wobbles. Then youre fucked.
bigpooplog
That awesome 360!!!
mikaandmilodogs
why tf did he plant his leg down no that didnt break
absurdative
Dress for the slide, not for the ride.
crazywowow
He was dressed for a Nascar race. Attending not participating.
ChiliBeef
Meanpretty
Meat crayon
Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen
What would cause that? Bad neck bearing?
jubalharshaw
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DrVinnyBoomBotch
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CurbYourClassWar
Sometimes...its just your turn to fall.
JUKEBox721
Oooo me next!
neeks64
This. It's not about if you'll crash, it's when.
WastedHope
bf3c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmHU-gtlOKo
Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen
Interesting. Hadn't thought about an issue with front/rear suspension. I'd heard the way to check for a neck bearing is to go about, (1/2)
Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen
45, take your hands barely off bars (so you can correct if need be) and check for wobble. Thought maybe guy in gif did this accidenty (2/2)
lupinic
Could be a change in air flow as he passed the vehicle on his right.
Zakcl
Hope he's OK, but wear your fucking gear, jesus. I always feel a plonker getting it all on for a short ride, but then I see shit like this.
physxisphun
Good thing he wasn't wearing a helmet or any protective gear!
SlydFox
Looked like he had a skid lid, but RIP his face/ears.
DustyMcKnuckles
Those pudding cups always make me shake my head. Almost 6 months ago, to the day, my helmet saved my life, but I still got a TBI...
cableninja
He had his safety tank top and riding levis
agent00six
No shit helmets are expensive as fuck to replace
RJF2009
Got one from kneeling in a Tonka dump truck and not making it down a big-ass hill. You don’t have to tell me how badass I am, I’m well aware
pretengineer
Kneeling?
agent00six
One knee in, one leg kicking... Like kneeling on a skateboard and kicking with the other leg. Soure. I had one of those tonka dumptrucks
CurbYourClassWar
Holy Road Rash Batman. He is gonna be really regretting that tanktop after the shock & adrenaline wear off...
DustyMcKnuckles
As someone with road rash scars... he is definitely gonna have road rash scars...
ChiliBeef
Road Rash was such a fun game.
DustyMcKnuckles
Holy shit, you just made me have a nostalgia flashback! That game was a blast hahaha
WastedHope
I only got to play it at Sears. Was it any good for longer than it took mom to shop?
DustyMcKnuckles
My friends and I played it a bunch during the good old elementary sleepover days. We used it to settle friendly disputes hahaha
ToastDNA
Missing an arm and a leg it looked like.
DustyMcKnuckles
All-in-all it wasnt that violent of a wreck. Bunch of skin damage, concussion, and probably wrecked his shoulder. But i doubt limb loss.
MissWhiteRabbit
Doesn't one need to accelerate to get out of it idk but I'm assuming he's inexperienced
neeks64
No. A lot of things can cause it. Best thing to do is slowly press the rear brake and prepare to bail if necessary.
MissWhiteRabbit
Thank you
MissWhiteRabbit
Oh interesting I had a boyfriend that use to race he loved speed drove a Kawi he taught me a few things Nice to meet you
CurbYourClassWar
You should probably unlearn them...
MissWhiteRabbit
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MisterTrashPanda
Let off the gas and rear brake, not smashed, slow as your clenched asshole will allow.
MissWhiteRabbit
Thank you ?
noReallyIamPrincessBob
I felt so bad for him. That’s gonna hurt for a long time.
imostlydisagree
I don’t. Wear protective gear and drive responsibly. It’s hard enough to ride when other drivers are stupid, no need to add to it.
noReallyIamPrincessBob
I mostly disagree with you - yes, dress for the slide, but he was just riding down the road. He wasn’t screwing around.
FluffyJenkins
If you look at the start he wasn't holding on to the handles, that's why he started wobbling
smouis
Seconded
Canyoncarver
You should find the longer version of this. He does it multiple times before the inevitable happens.
noReallyIamPrincessBob
Link me up!
Steel723
@IOnlyUpvoteBees I think I found a honey for you
IOnlyUpvoteBees
I want that bee lady to come to my office! And also those pup-bees reminded me of this.
Steel723
That is bee-yond adorable http://imgur.com/DWT3zel
IOnlyUpvoteBees
Haha I love that “I’ll try my bee-st meme”!
Steel723
Well it was a gift from yourself. You better bee-lieve I'll use it when I get the chance.
IOnlyUpvoteBees
Haha you’re amazing. Thank you for helping make my day better. You’re sweet as honey!