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Son of a bitch
Jun 14, 2016 9:38 PM
lilwood
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Son of a bitch
TriggeredPrivilege
Shots fired
Zigmunth
Angel Colon was looking for it on Tinder
someonehereandthere
Out of work, went to bank today. Teller knows Im looking for work. She said "I think theres a security job in Ft Pierce hiring". True story.
gayducks
Weapon of ass destruction
Behemoth090
You...i could be friends with you.
BeardedMenAreMyObsession
ruccimon
Sir you are drinking Colombian coffee crystals? What's that? YOU LIED TO ME!.... Great scene
OriginalRecipeVic
HeCalledMeMelon
I will always upvote this gif. Phil is the best comic character on tv in the last 5 years
MrPowPow
This was a funny movie too.
Phrederick4242
Vaderonrollerblades
Joke so dark it got six warning shots in the back
decorativemooseknuckle
BringMoreTacos
Eletrixx
Gay people rn:
TheGayPenguin
As a gay person, I understand making light of a situation as coping, but I find this distasteful. My community is mourning. But at least...
TheGayPenguin
...this explains how little I've seen about the massacre on imgur, compared to other major news in the past. We're just joke fodder. Got it.
SaxaphoneWalrus
Imgur seems to get over some things rather quickly. At first all I could see was posts about the shooting & sending love etc.
bmunchran
To be fair, on imgur everyone is joke fodder. We are all equal pieces of shit.
Ohoatmeal
When everyone was screaming shots,i don't think that's what they meant
subbywan
Did it make its own hole, or was it found in one of the naturally occurring ones?
GoffaKearsilv
Since we're already going to hell; Muslim walks into a gay bar, bartender says what will it be? Muslim smiles and says shots for everyone
YarTheBug
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
This makes me smile.
PotatoPotates
Mother fucker that was good.
angrierpanda
This comment was a blast
BugEyedLemur
Nice.
ohmygodtheysaidnewzealand
Jusmar
He must have been the bomb
SoulHeart
Holy shit +1
Fyreworx
must be from one of those 30 round magainze clip ghost guns i've heard about.
paketts
Shameful.
claireebarey
MrPhixion
HelpMeRedWineYoureMyOnlyHope
Must have penetrated pretty deep.
oohblackbetty
One ticket to hell!? First Class. Oh I'm a vegan!
Ekibwurm
does that mean you get to be driving?
bowmanthered
oh, so you'll be taking the express then?
mithiwithi
Very good sir, here's your rare steak.
NZSheeps
In that case, I'm a vegan too! And a teetotaler! And I hate sex!
TriggeredPrivilege
Fine but do you vape?
YarTheBug
I'm into crossfit
bigbowliofravioli
I'm going to hell, but yeah, I laughed.
DouglasDimmadomus
Join me in my handbasket
IamthebigD
Well there was an interview Sunday morning with a guy that said there was a bullet close to this size sticking out of someone. No joke.
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Yadilie
Hodor?
IamthebigD
Yeah that's him.
rkwfxd
Pretty sure this just reserved my seat next to Satan. Thanks.
Denchfeng
No worries. Satan doesn't exist. ^_^
Dagontrex
Looks like it hurt. Need more gun regulations.... Aannnnd I'm in hell.
gunsglorybeard
To soon.
40envelopes
Was Steely Dan playing there?
deepblueknight
They just came
FinklesteinShitKid
Ah. Nice.
TheDeFiler01
The True Companion.
acrethrills
Igetthatreference
YarTheBug
something... hall and oates?
acrethrills
Actually yeah, it's from the song "Out of Touch."
PORTUGUESETORTURING
something...something about that song... i dont get the reference but i feel like i should
40envelopes
The band steely Dan was named after a metal dildo .
Jacxy
Steam powered fucking machine?
40envelopes
I just know it was after a medieval steel dildo.
Terebravisse
Oh hello /b/, what are you doing here?
YarTheBug
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
mitebecool
Hey sometimes they survive, or at least that's what I tell their parents right up until they've exhausted every economic resource they have.
LordKilgore
This comment is brilliant.
vincentgalore
Dark humor is like a funny retort. You repeat it for upvotes.
YarTheBug
more than you know, mate. more than you know
MrGnosticninja
FunctioningWorkaholic
This will be the first comment to be favourited, once we can favourite comments.
Thanksforthelaughs69
So dark this comment stole your toaster.
dragonfyre1969
TeamToaster
BusinessToast
You called?
dragonfyre1969
Did not say ASSEMBLE.
Protomanlives
Powdered toast man?!?!
YesYesAndYES
Did you know he's French?!
copingcabana
You know what's the best thing about having sex with twenty seven year olds? There are twenty of them.
YarTheBug
best thing about older women. soon as they turn 40 your trade 'em in for two 20's.
Pundemic
apparently this joke is not dark enough, because it's old af
rumpyforeskin
OH YEAH?!
TSOtopus
God I laughed way to hard at this...
CGMR
Holy shit, dude.
vincentgalore
Dark humor is like a gay albino. WTF LOL.
cuttygrass
savage
scubaru08
Haayyyoooooo
tomwar1
Why cant orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is
angle113
YarTheBug
0Given
You know what I like about Sandy Hook jokes? They never get old just like the kids.
theGoldenTrashbag
Didn't happen
YarTheBug
as a 'muican gunhumper... ohhh the burn...
Iamlordofspuds
I'm using this
YarTheBug
use it. like i used ur ma' :P
Monkeybear
Whoa. Well done.
INSANITYisTEMPORARY
Omg...I laughed and now I'll never be able to do enough good deeds to make it into heaven..you better save me a seat..It's gonna be crowded
YarTheBug
when i commented this, the post was at -10. :P I'll save you a warm spot in hell
INSANITYisTEMPORARY
At this point I've earned Lava-Front property...
TedTheMan
Right here, the true meaning of grace. None of us can do enough good deeds. The only way to heaven is by the gift of grace.
YarTheBug
or being a mean cuniliguist
LordGeneralHammerSmash
Bro....I'm stealing this
YarTheBug
brethe deep:
sixsexsix
Typical darkie
LordGeneralHammerSmash
you mean A shit skin?