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Want to Live on an Island?
Aug 19, 2016 3:51 AM
DaFunOne
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BlandSnow
I suppose that would be helpful for when the zombies come...
mmmerf
Today I learned that living on a tropical island really takes atoll.
SpicySpaceman
WIFI WITHOUT PASSWORD
doggo
[Title?] Move to Baton Rouge.
Oregonian
The first two look like a really good way to lose a very expensive house very fast.
MelonMallard
Yes
AllDesiredUsernamesTaken
I feel like I blew #6 up when I was playing Call of Duty at some point...
LordKilgore
Some seem like possible flood victims... Glorious flood victims...
prestidigination
Yes. Yes I do.
swatdattwat
1000 islands ftw
mailman7777777
I live on Staten Island, does that count?
BigDaddyHall
I do, the island of North, Central and South America.
umikaloo
A lot of these are near where I live, I've been to #6
YouKillBugsGoodRigo
Relatively certain one of those is the Lake Seiko or Kawaguchi house in the center. Near the Aokigahara forest
Verelse
Everyone lives on an island
Slywinkle
I believe that 4th pic is in the St Lawrence river. Also the world's shortest international bridge.
DustyObsidian
I have family living in the area and I went to school in Potsdam I think a few of these are in the 1000 Islands!
SmirkinGherkin
I don't understand why most of these buildings look like a medium fart would knock them over...
dragonflyft
I kind of suspect it's to be easily/cheaply rebuilt in the event of storms or floods. Or because the island itself was expensive enough.
SmirkinGherkin
Is it impossible to live on an island *and* in a structurally sound house?
umpbumpfizz
I actually chuckled to this comment. Well done buddy. Only actual chuckle of the day my friend.
NopeCentral
The insurance on these must be crazy
Definitelynotareptile
Well right now every house in louisiana is an island, but no one seems to appreciate it!
Emika22
That's how I thought this was going to end...
cajuninjun
well, not every house, mine is pretty dry, for now.
Dangerneck
Me on an island: "Come on over and party tonight! Bring some beers...like enough for a month."
astrogeek
This is a James Bond movie villian's home, I'm just sure of it. If not, it needs to be.
CarlosSpicyweiner
Want? Yes. Can afford? No.
kylebad7776
It is my dream to win the lottery, and not one of those measly $1 million ones, and buy an island and make a tree house on it.
kylebad7776
http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands
transcend
technically we all live on islands
iReleaseEndorphins
Because fuck people.
trailgear86
no jehova's witnesses
Riorach
Hell no, oceans are for sharks not fleshy tards like me.
whosgusto
I'd be way too worried if something happened to me while living on an island.. Makes getting help so much harder..
izzythegoblin
The area I live in recently flooded, I can't look at any of these pictures without some mild panic, haha
moneyshot1
I'd be worried my penis would fall off because of all the ass I would get.
WaterBendingBiatch
Opening a jar of pickles.
merekson
Just die a happy man/woman.
gamecockss
Me too. I evaluated tsunami risk for each photo haha
CrazyNoomi
I have that irrational fear of a storm suddenly appearing and wiping out the house.
Lexiconnoisseur
I think if you live on an island that fear is definitely very rational.
sirbart
Especially on those tiny sketchy ones
zoidburgerandfries
That's the spirit.
WoundedZetian
How would you get pizza to your house?
Figaro75
Send one of your workers to pick it up. And tell them they get fired if the pizza arrives cold. Muahhaaa
51rebaS
I've heard that in places like the Florida Keys some pizzerias are on the docks and can deliver to boats.
ixiana
Deal breaker
vielleicht
that's the delivery guy's problem isn't it?
RandomImgurian
I don't think pizza delivery even exists in my country anyway so.
debunker
What country are you from?
RandomImgurian
Norway. In other words, even if pizza delivery *was* a thing here, it'd take hours to reach your door.
debunker
There are plenty of places that deliver pizza in Norway. You must not live in a city.
YoureTheBIGmarriageExpertOhIMsorryiForgotYourWifeIsDead
PIZZA DRONE!
CarlosSpicyweiner
Thank you for the business idea
YoureTheBIGmarriageExpertOhIMsorryiForgotYourWifeIsDead
The insurance you would need would be astronomical.
CarlosSpicyweiner
Doesn't have to be in The USA.
YoureTheBIGmarriageExpertOhIMsorryiForgotYourWifeIsDead
How so?