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YourInfoIsCrapImgur
Next time you bang it'll be roomier
idontpatronizebunnyrabbits
I'm sorry for the loss of your life.
theLRG
That there's a good lookin sex trophy
diy37
Hello tiny human
bigdicklover30002
Oooh newborn baby smell and skin!! Sorry, I'm a mommy of 2 XD Miss those days, mine are big n full of attitude now :P
OccasionalPunctuation
Well of course it's the happiest day of your life, it's your first!
DeadishPool
5 months until I meet my new tiny human! Congrats OP!
wanted4lyfe
I didn't know what he was holding. Loooked like a dick .'omg king Gon don't got shit on the new born lmao
idemandashrubbery
I'm choosing to believe OP is the baby.
IIProvidenceII
Gugu gaga?
meredithboberedith
Mazel tov!
ManBunion
little hands :)
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fpierce1997
Congratulations!
dixiemom1
Hi little tiny baby!
butayarbamg
cat8abird
Congrats @OP, may the spit up be few and the poop stay inside the diaper.
IIProvidenceII
Hopefully, thanks for the wishes
CommissarCornflakes
I don't think this counts as a self
iwerble
Don't fuck this up, OP! Just keep it alive- that's half the battle
kcanne
MillionEgg
Awesome! And sincere congratulations. My little guy will be 8 months tomorrow.
IIProvidenceII
Congrats, this is our first
thefuzziestofbutts
Aww those tiny fingers! My kid just turned 9 months. Time goes by so fast. Congrats and good luck OP!
daphnecactus
no one cares lmao
ninjaoftheworld
Babies are the best.
SeanieG94
Speaking as a man with a 9 day old daughter next to me right now.. congrats brother, greatest feeling in the world!
DoakMD
Congrats! Let the fun begin!
THEfreshestbrew
Congratulations! Quite a humbling experience isn't it!
IIProvidenceII
Thanks, it really was
Flophole
I just got one of those three months ago. Pretty awesome deal.
Tulcien
Mine should arrive in march!!
TeardropIvy25
I got mine 5.5 years ago. Still think it's cute
dori
It gets even better around 3 months, because they start to sleep more and scream less :)
confuzzledtuna
Omg the 3 month mark is magical
ThatChecksOut
Enjoy it now while baby is all squishy and lovey. Toddlers are asshats. I have a 2mo and 3yr. What a wild wonderful ride. Congrats!!!
LitaKino
Congrats on the sex
crediblezephyre
I feel like this congrats is probably long overdue
Larbzz
Ehh, it looks like a healthy baby, not overly large or past its expected due date ;)
BurniesBurns
You're about 9 months late
2degree3jobsnomoney
Nine months ago*
TheGentlemanFormerlyKnownAsIntelligent
And good luck with having sex fie the next 18 years. Speaking from inexperience so idk... Might be fine. You'll see.
ratgirl97
*sex trophy
oupee
Imgur should add that
HeyGuysAmIRelevantYet
*fuck trophy. When did this get censored to sex trophy?
secretoaster
Sexrophy
TerribleTurkeyzz
I thought you were talking about sex with the baby for a minute...
LitaKino
That's one sick mind you have
TerribleTurkeyzz
Yeah, I'm not proud of it but it's mine
DFL3G3ND
Who downvotes a newborn? Congrats @OP My wife and I are due Xmas eve!
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SpaceCub500
Yeah, but this one is theirs. People post personal shit all the time. This is important for OP
Bringer0fJoy
I am due on New Years Eve!
Isaiah12vs2
Due Dec 17!
ofcourseidoimaprincessandthisismytiara
I was due Christmas Eve last year! Made his debut 12/15. Congrats!
AbstractBettaFish
Don't bull shit your kid with "This is your birthday and X-mad present" they will resent you for it
someofthebacon
I'm due in 3 weeks!!!
root1657
TIL fetuses can post on imgur... And be married...
magundi
Grats to you two, too then.
IIProvidenceII
So did you have it?
genexcore
Congrats. But poor kid. Worst time of the year for a birthday.
123345567789
It's not, I love my xmas birthday
a8earthrise
Yay! I'm due in February! We can't wait!
BastardMan1977
My gf is due in March with our second daughter. I can't wait!
AmyBeer
I was due Christmas day but came on the 16th
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
I'm due January 2nd but I think he'll be here this year :)
joleeen
Your wife is. Your job was done 7.5 months ago
lauza
What a blessing, congratulations :)
Pawnderlust
Congrats! I'm due New year's :)
SpaceTimer8032
Christmas baby!!! Aw your kid is gonna be jipped out of gifts his entire life
123345567789
Nope! I was born on xmas and I have never once been jipped!
SpaceTimer8032
That's what you think
THEfreshestbrew
Awesome! Your first?
DFL3G3ND
Yup, our first! pretty exciting times
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
There's a lot of things they don't tell you about newborns. I didn't find out until later with internet research. Apparently babies need
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
X hours of sleep in a 24 hour cycle. Apparently they can be overtired and under tired. Also can be overstimulated. No one told me.
THEfreshestbrew
It's an incredibly humbling experience. You'll never look at your wife the same way. In a good sense! Women are fucking warriors.
DFL3G3ND
I can only imagine, and my wife has to deliver naturally. I feel for her
THEfreshestbrew
It'll be bruuuuutal! Don't tell her that. And don't talk too much when your in there. Trust me.
IIProvidenceII
Congratulations then. This is our first, and I am already seeing the decline in sleep. We have been up for 37 hours so far.
RedroverRedrover
Just 4 months to go then you can do sleep training, if you so wish. :)
illwatchitburnwhileyougetmeadrink
I was born on Christmas Eve. Please make sure you celebrate the baby's bday separate from Christmas. It's not cool to get one gift 1/2
illwatchitburnwhileyougetmeadrink
And say it's both your birthday and Christmas present. Ugh! Congrats!!! I'm due beginning of march with my first boy.
iamwiz82
My son is 15 months old now and I miss those late night feedings. They grow up entirely too fast.
zehgogglesdonossing
Mine is a week old. Sleep does get better. Last night, we got to sleep in 3-4 hour increments. All depends on your baby. Good luck!
DFL3G3ND
OMG, don't tell me that!!
IIProvidenceII
41 now
MommyOser16
It really does get better. I am a mother of a 13 almost 14 week old baby boy. We were up for a total of about 43 hours when he was born 1/?
MommyOser16
(14 hour labor) and now he sleeps at minimum 6-7 hours at a time all the way up to 10-11 hours at a time when we are lucky! 2/2