Every April Fools, my dad and I used to drive around parking lots, neighborhoods etc. with an empty Starbucks cup on top of the car. There was a big magnet in the cup that kept it fixed. When people called it out, we showed them the magnet. Lots of laughs.
Mixed kids tend to be the most beautiful people. Like they're Blade getting the best of both worlds. Also, another reason that racism needs to fuck right off. We make each other better when we work together. Sometimes, that work results in a beautiful adult with a permanent tan, great hair, and awesome genetics.
I'm sure they meant pics of the kid, because even (especially?) as a biracial person myself I was very curious. I think they just didn't quite think through how "send me pics of a stranger's child" was going to sound lol
Yeah but he says "Black Queen" and then they turn around and his friend is holding a chess piece and they talk about how it's a Black Queen. The joke literally explains itself!
Look at her reaction, she's obviously shocked but also kind of flattered, she doesn't move when he passes, then moves toward him. If she felt offended or unsafe her expression would be disgust and her body language would be moving away from him.
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
Is this real life? Or is it fantasy?
Punintendo
read her expression
seakoos
Ya had me in the first half. Not gonna lie
HandsomePenguin
I can't tell if she was into it or about to throw down.
Mostlydeadpool
i think she was into it but her friend would have tried to block him.
codeacrobat
Osiricus
She is beautiful too! Not even gonna lie.
Larktonguesinadicecup
She was though
ShadeMeadowsArt
Hehehe
SuperSaiyanYamcha
Proper prank etiquette: Confuse and amuse, never abuse.
NotACanadian
Every April Fools, my dad and I used to drive around parking lots, neighborhoods etc. with an empty Starbucks cup on top of the car. There was a big magnet in the cup that kept it fixed. When people called it out, we showed them the magnet. Lots of laughs.
notyoubizness
I like that. Nice.
gablestout
VayaKahvi
An a lovely follow up to a "prank" in the drive through with a loud ass horn.
Sebastopol140
Dude got an amazing opportunity here... I hope he got her number.
NotACanadian
d8
Ihaveatinypeepeeohwell
TheAngriestBeardman
Is that a chess pun? Go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.
NotACanadian
Instructions unclear, I just turned into a rook.
userfriendly19777
A Ginger King and a Black Queen. Would love to see their offspring.
quintessentialrob
Mixed kids tend to be the most beautiful people. Like they're Blade getting the best of both worlds. Also, another reason that racism needs to fuck right off. We make each other better when we work together. Sometimes, that work results in a beautiful adult with a permanent tan, great hair, and awesome genetics.
VikingsAreNinjaPirates
I just mixed some paints to check and I think their kids are going to come out gray.
POTUSBrown
He's not quite ginger.
GuyPilot
Bill Burr has entered the chat
Mugendramon
A conspiracy of one
tizme
Um, Harry & Megan’s kids, and these guys are actual Royals…
GringdahlSmash
Look up Blake Griffin former NBA player
comehomefransbrauder
My ginger coworker married this gorgeous Senegalese lady. Their daughter is just beautiful.
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CeoHuntingSeason
Ask chat-gpt and it will generate a pretty accurate one of a child that doesn't exist, avoiding hurting sensibilities about posting strangers kid pics
Gruesslibaer
"Ask ChatGPT..."
CeoHuntingSeason
Or you could keep asking people to take pictures of their friend's kid to post them online I guess?
Lantric
Let's not ask for pictures of children. I'm just going to assume you meant the couple and move on with life.
PlanckEraWasMyBestEra
I'm sure they meant pics of the kid, because even (especially?) as a biracial person myself I was very curious. I think they just didn't quite think through how "send me pics of a stranger's child" was going to sound lol
comehomefransbrauder
Now what I look like posting pics of other folk's babies??
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comehomefransbrauder
You're not very good at this, are you?
SternLecturePlumbing
I saw The Offspring in San Diego
mattbl
We should keep em separated.
SternLecturePlumbing
First, I gotta get away from me.
NumptyDumptyLump
Dumb +1
SternLecturePlumbing
It was actually pretty fly
NumptyDumptyLump
Dumb is dadslang for skibidi or something cool now.
tarataqa
This only works if everyone knows Chess.
TheSecondPiewackit
Somehow I don't think she's Sentinalese. Otherwise, safe bet that she's heard of that newfangled 600-1400 year old game.
selexor
It's a pretty safe bet that people know enough chess to get the joke. It's not exactly complicated.
tarataqa
Have you met Gen Alpha???
ParryLost
older gen alphas are playing vidya games like "5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel." I think they know there's a chess piece called "queen"
corpofilth
From what I heard chess is pretty popular with gen alpha. Fuck knows why
selexor
Yeah but he says "Black Queen" and then they turn around and his friend is holding a chess piece and they talk about how it's a Black Queen. The joke literally explains itself!
gablestout
One of my kids is Gen Alpha. She plays chess
Net05
Can't blame them. Have you seen 5d chess? Literally eldritch horror and the world is scary enough as is.
Mikehippop
I've played that.
seafoamistasty
That's funny. She was down tho.
thegarts
I would be.
AntennaDibb
i'll be honest, even rewatching this idk how it appears she was down. par for the course for me though
4etherling
People see what they want. They'll defend it too. The only way to know would be to ask the girl but people love to assume behavior on the internet.
Heninthefoxden
Look at her reaction, she's obviously shocked but also kind of flattered, she doesn't move when he passes, then moves toward him. If she felt offended or unsafe her expression would be disgust and her body language would be moving away from him.
ReelPoop
she down bad...
dear young people of imgur(19-25), i have no clue what the actual fuck i am saying. please forgive me and do not reply
ShadeMeadowsArt
I wat
HomerSimpsonsEvilTwin
no cap fam
BesticlesTesticles
Ohio
flukeysnail
NoTalentForNames
This is the only part of this exchange that I understood.
TalleyZorah
I mean, you used the term pretty correctly.
Sincerely,
A fellow old
Unclescam
I thought so too....
What if we're wrong though. Would they even tell us? Or just put us down for some ibuprofen and a nap?
TalleyZorah
Either way, win-win!
Rockstarwizkidd
Sounds like you fellas are just about ready to run for Congress. They need some younger blood.
orangeyougladididntsaypoop
The fuck you just say?
stouffer
Cosmic
freakdiablo
Just mean she's interested, so you're not wrong.
Awomdy
Something something Brat.
CyrilConnolly
Something something Bratwurst.
jethroismaxbaer5772
AlwaysDownvoteDots
The dialogue being backwards broke my weeb brain (should be right to left)
jethroismaxbaer5772
I know what you mean but the Vietnamese do it differently I guess.
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
That was so fetch
monkeyontherun4
Stop trying to make fetch happen
Enoan
You said that she is horny. You will learn. You will not enjoy it
Asadsadsadclown
He's got that skibidi ohio rizz
VolcanoHerder
WTF does Ohio mean? I know rizz, and despite many failed attempts I've accepted I'll never understand skibidi, but what is Ohio?
YoloSwagAttack
A state? Heard Cleveland is in there (i'm old and also dont understand this young person lingo)
SalmonTheWise
It's Florida of the North.
Asadsadsadclown
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
SlavicBobsleigh Toilet?
poscduke
readbackmonkey
TimbiquiDarkThirty
Nah fleek, you fr fr yeet. God on crased and binge home slice. Ski Bible washroom.
belindashort
You know some of that language is just African American English and making fun of it is literally just racism
shankycat
This right here is why we can't have Ebonics anymore
Marsupialmessiah
Cmon! Skibbidi bathroom trick, fr its no snizzle, side eye
BacteriaAgainstTheVaccine
You made those words up. I believe in that with my whole heart.
ConnectToReality
Can you phrase this in millennial please?
0570
Skibidi all cap no fam (idk either)
Shouldhavethoughtthisthroughabitbetter
Bone apple teeth
MarkedAsNature
person woman man camera TV
Gas0
Gesundheit.
casualgenderquestion2718
Alhamdulillah
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
I needed this life so much it made me cry. Thank you.
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
Laugh*