Pun dump - some oldies some newbies

Dec 18, 2016 9:37 PM

howdypal

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The goddamn little Wayne made me give you the +1

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Aren't these more like wordplay than puns?

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These are soooo fucking stupid. +1 and favourited

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"Stevie Find Out" is my personal fav

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This... This one is clever.

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What about Ellen DeGeneres and Ellen DeSelfish?

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Lil Wayne got me to chuckle.

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It's not necessarily the quality of puns, but the sheer quantity makes this deserving of any and all upvotes

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Take your updoot and smile. I laughed way harder at this than I should have

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Gotta say, Pamela Withoutherson is way better than with her son.

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My personal favorite:

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God I laughed too hard at Lil Wayne

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You had me at ketchdown....

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Should have been Janear

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Had to pause to get Lil' Wayne, and then I died. Thank you.

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N' toilet got me +1

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Lotta Wayne!

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Here's my "Dad joke" one....

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Einstein = one mug. Have a d@mn upvote, you changed my life.

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe stein is German for stone.

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How neat.

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As someone who is currently learning German, Albert Zweistein got me

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Actually those are Maßkrüge not, as the pun refers to, Steinkrüge. But yeah it's funny though

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I prefer this version of the villain in Aladdin:

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...Boston, bostoff... the Boster!

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I wonder what "Athiest Bale" looks like

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I have it on good authority that Kim Jong is not OK

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"There was a firefight!!"

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Opposite of Christopher Walken is Christopher Reeve.

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FUUUUCKKK

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Oh

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The opposite of Christopher Reeve is Christopher Living

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team four star

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Ayyyy lmao

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Ror

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That was in terrible taste

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"don't care, Evil."

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