Itsnotmydawg
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Feb 13, 2017 5:13 PM
Itsnotmydawg
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triplikewedo
Somehow, I don't think this is what she meant.
JuniperJupiter
Next time you ask her to make a sandwich, duck, because you didn't NOT ask for a knuckle sandwich.
jmalcodray
Might as well set the vacuum right next to the sink. You're already in trouble!
Souljah42
ToastedVanilla
I would be pretty happy if bf did the dishes tbh. Draw your own bath, not too hard
lowfunctioninggenius
So maybe you'll have some sexy times next year?
ledemon1
if she fits in the sink, she is too young bro
stumblingaroundinthedark
I hope it's scented!
KaJuN
To shreds you say?
tornBetweenWinningAndNotWinning
So many right hand jokes
Zap117
Do both .! Get some hate/makeup sex
kdclark67
You're a dead man.
HumfreeBugart
All is not lost, offer to dry the dishes after she washes them, she'll be so grateful
MakeTabbouleNotWar
Bitch
miertam
OP is ded..
meche1942cat31415
Ha ha
anitabieror6
who wants their bath water to start cooling off before they get home from work? ill run my own bath
boofhead60
dead man giggling ..... :)
Flash635
You could have put the sandwich fixin's out for her at least.
GrannyLlama
interestiinggggg
Lmao
grandfaloon
You have to be VERY SPECIFIC with directions for us.
AbsurdSteak
It's obviously a joke and he knows she actually wanted a bath. If you don't understand than you must be a real dunce.
grandfaloon
That's the point, and I know it is supposed to be funny, but don't beat around that bush, tell me what you want. I know FCK off, I get it.
AbsurdSteak
"I don't have the patience to try and understand the people I care about." That's you. That's how you sound.
ItakethingsIiteraIIy
Hate to break it to you, but shevwont be happy. She clearly meant a bubble bath and not that she wanted to do the dishes
LongoloidFartExplosion
Sethrak92
Originally down voted, then saw username and came to upvote
datdudegil
*Whoosh- wait.* *Reads username* ...Oh. Take your upvote, damnit.
MyFavoritesIsAllComics
Username win
NotTodayBro438
I was about to downvote you for thinking it wasnt a joke, then I saw 100+ up votes and got confused then read user name. Damn you sir +1
INeverThoughtIdMakeThisAccount
I don't get why you'd downvote someone for not getting that it was a joke. Can you explain?
NotTodayBro438
Nope...
Curiousone545
Nice username haha
YesmynameisGreg
I'm willing to bet @itakethingsliterally is a kleptomaniac.
Toqom
Babbeh
You deserve so much just for that
ImAddicted
So shes single after tonight?
Strangedays2026
Widowed is the word.
Kabe59
I'm guessing she's in prison, for assault
Annoyingsquealingshower
Why would you want to date her? If she can fit in a sink she can't go on any cool rides.
toystory2wasok4
You can smuggle her under your shirt and hold her like a teddy bear when it takes your picture
Esdog
Hahahahahaha fuck man, I spit out my apple turnover
Ezekiel117
did you put it back in your mouth?
Esdog
Bro, it's a apple turnover, of course I did
Ezekiel117
you did the right thing