When you realize you're surrounded by vapid, soulless industry toadies spewing self-congratulatory platitudes about "their craft," when you know damn well that all they did was get paid millions for spending an hour in a harness in front of green-screen
CMRanger
itshouldhavebeenmineohwell
eyaka
I agree with the vacuous but films often require 12hr+ days for months on end. No need for ignorance along with that bitterness.
bengalhoel40
Best eyeballs since Marty Feldman!!
russellevans97
One of the best living actors
itsthevoiceman
Man, I spent 12 fucking hours to get paid $40, and that was nothing pay, for something that'll be about 5 minutes. People have no clue.
boomdeboom
Still love his cameo in Mr Deeds, "anchovies and gum balls! My favourite!"
DickButtsAcrossAmerica
NotARobotISwear
Ghost World (2001)
SwarthyDirigible
When the viagra hits too soon.
charkleman
Steve Buscemi is one of the good ones man. Much respect.
onlyajones
Meanwhile he is exactly what this gif is supposedly thinking him to describe
nihilistdad
I think Steve Buscemi is the perfect choice for Rick in "Rick and Morty - the movie".
PTKrieg
"You hear this, Morty? It's me playing the world's *burp* smallest violin."
gaby2300
alreadymissobama
whyyougottabesorude
Yes, becoming a famous actor is extremely easy. That's why it's hard to find baristas in LA.
TBKU
More of a lucky kind of hard, like winning more then 50 bucks on a scratch off.
welcomestranger
What if I told you it wasn't even them, but a stunt double in that harness in front of the green screen?
itsthevoiceman
Then obviously that actor spent literally no time acting or researching and don't deserve to be paid!
AndyBiz10
@op sounds like a bitter actor/actress that didn't quite make it, and how can you tell thats what he's thinking? lol
esteeismyrealname
You're out of your element, Donny.
Tessidark24
What a precise title !
DrD837
http://www.alifunny.com/g/icSy9
cloudliss
That's not the look I'm getting from his eyes. Seems more choked up imo but w/e. Off topic, I love Boardwalk Empire.
televgmailcom
Should of stayed a fireman ,his acting sucks , he’s just another dirty talking NY’r , Christ I could of played any part he did
wontgoquietly
AbsurdSteak
sofcknwrong
Buscemi's ageing well. He's grown into his face.
Highlander8795
Looking 60 for most of your life pays off when you finally turn 60
fezzesRcool
I actually think he's attractive in Boardwalk Empire. I feel weird admitting that.
JewishMonk
Don't he's become quite an attractive man. He's grown into his rat face.
Highlander8795
Looking 60 for most of your life pays off when you finally turn 60
JupiterExile
You appear to have double-posted this comment, but there can only be one.
Highlander8795
ayyy
SerpentHawk
He's looking more and more like Don Knotts.
IWantToMakeCrazyScienceWithYou
Only an hour? I work in tv and it's way longer than an hour.
circlebreaker
*actor's non-human makeup marathon intensifies*
lovesecretsexandgod
I work in the industry as well. If only they knew how much time everything in film takes!
VigorousButtstuff
An hour. heh. hah. HAH! HA HA HAAAHAAHAHAHAHAAA OH you sweet summer child.
VigorousButtstuff
Hours in makeup. Then it's take one. Several hours later it's take 20. Then it's the next angle for coverage.
VigorousButtstuff
Four angles later, craft services is already wiped out, you haven't eaten, and it's already dark again.
Kierbear2g
Can you act?
BuzzKiIlington
Does someone need a hug?
raven69a
It is a funny "Well WTF?" Look
Bruhbeans
Kirsten Wiig... Sexiest woman alive
TheRemarkableFoon
Zixtank
Fun fact for those who care: the design for Sanji from One Piece was based on Steve Busccemi's character in Reservoir Dogs
JustAMinimumChipsThanksMate
Yeah, that whole tip thing is a scam, huh Mr Pink?
ethanhawkeye
JackDans
Reservoir dogs?
TheRicM
Sure! When ya gonna watch it? I'll make the popcorn
my1rstlaptopwas34inchscreenup
mr pink
tumppu
Why am I mister pink?
th3p0x
Cuz you got four guys all fighting over who's gonna be Mr. Black, but they don't know each other, so nobody wants to back down.
th3p0x
No way. I pick. You're Mr. Pink. Be thankful you're not Mr. Yellow.
SnackusShackus
Yup. Bonus points if you name the scene
thegreatmako
Opening scene when they're talking about tipping the waitress. "What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?" haha
SnackusShackus
10/10 you win
thegreatmako
Thank you sir. +1 for use of batman
PhillipHelllCats
Reservoir dogs.
DungeonMaster69
Reservoir dogs!
mrbossavage
"Reservoir dogs"
daverabbich
Reservoir, dogs?
TroutYabo
I'll never understand people following celebrities BS
The2020ElectionWasStolen
you, I like you
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
They're also the same people who always gossip about neighbors and friends. I don't care much for that.
upvotehypnotoad
Oh, I understand it completely. What I think about it is entirely different
vowofloudness
Different from...?
MrDurden93
He gets it, doesn't mean he agrees with it.
vowofloudness
I believe you, but I don't understand how you got that from what he said.
MrDurden93
Without meaning to offend, genuine question, is English not your first language?
AbsurdSteak
Empathy, common sense, subtext. You might want to develop those a bit.
eroso
"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people."
ellert0
Pfft, that's so dumb. Whoever thought that up didn't think really hard about that idea of his.
SacreDoom
Amusingly enough, you've just insulted yourself.
YourLordCthulhu
"officer that man stole my wallet!" "wow that's pretty small minded of you"
supersomatic
He said, discussing the minds of people
AgonistAnt
think the same of people following sports.
TroutYabo
More of their political stances and other things. Sports are just like a unpredictable movie basically. Don't tend to follow their stances
Barkman
Well, bets pay my rent so...
TheDickofDestiny
lancerudager
I'm the same with TV shows.
thatswildman
Clearly you've never been totally alone in your life sofar.
ArklemKilo
Most of them have nothing else in their life they value and live through that celebrity. Personally, I think their morons.
AnEliteSandwich
They're* morons and so are you
ThicketOfThought
You posted that twice and didn't notice the mistake. Who's the moron, again? All joking aside, I agree with you
Pyrotha
On mobile it does that pretty often without you knowing
SpecimenSpiff
Just don't hit "post" again if you get an error. An error lets you know.
ArklemKilo
My apologies, auto correct and error message is usually the cause for grammar mistakes and double posting. I'm guessing you're the type
ArklemKilo
of individuals that follow what celebrities say and believe every word of it.
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Bertiebox
Their morons are what?!?!
GreaterDog
Get a brian, morans
WhiteishWalker
They're morons.. Nice way to contradict yourself! ;)
Imprettybadatnamesandshit
Thoi'res've morons... Nice way to make yourself look like a fool! ;)