FatAndInflatedFurryPornTurnsMeOn
122824
1985
59
Oddly satisfying
Feb 2, 2018 5:16 PM
FatAndInflatedFurryPornTurnsMeOn
122824
1985
59
IWouldLikeToGetOffThisRideNowPlease
Mess with soda, get exploda
WAAA89
Jesus screw this gif I was trying to poo and this Fucking thing made me clench in anticipation and just couldnt
drunkBoy
Under pressure
IamNICE124
At what point do we all just accept that this isn’t oddly satisfying and just, satisfying?
mopingoverwroughtrug
The squish that refreshes.
thatfucknguy
These always give me such anxiety, but I love the shit out of em
Isaiah12vs2
Coke. Why'd it have to be Coke? Why not Pepsi?
litro
Ok, now put Cadia under that hydraulic press.
Sergentdanlegskeeper
That was soda pressing to watch
welcomestranger
That compressed a hell of a lot more than I was expecting.
emiliemk
It looked so Koop when the band snapped. Darker and shinier.
emiliemk
Oops! Kohl
emiliemk
Oops! Kool.
inyourfacespacecoyote
This makes me unreasonably anxious.
LemonGrabsPudPud
M glad I'm not the only one.
5P4C3M4N
From the hydraulic press channel knock off
RampantWolf
I don't care who makes it, as long as it is satisfying.
bs13690
Thanks, I couldn't remember the name of that crazy channel.
Slugsie
I feel this is an appropriate metaphor for life.
sf111
Roshiro
Now kitthhhhh
joehammer79
Ice, Ice baby?
circuspony
VitaminRum
It not the rum...please God. Not the rum too.
jokerman5656
2-liter bottle, toilet bowl cleaner, aluminum foil. Make 5 “cigarettes” of foil, place in bottle. Add bit of cleaner then cap and wait
Icouri
What are these presses for? Besides satisfying the internet
Frakes
Testing welds on pipes.. used to flatten round pieces of pipes to test the welds.
MeleeIslandTourGuide
Compression testing is just one of the ways you characterize materials, which gives you the info you need to design stuff that won't break
ILikeNewEnglandBeer
I use them to get stubborn stuck wheel bearings out of wheel hubs
MeleeIslandTourGuide
You also pull stuff apart, hit it with hammers, drop rods on it, Bend it, poke it, heat it, zap it with UV or IR, melt it and spin it...
Cueball2329
God bless mechanical engineering
jesterjynx
Forging/metalworking
Rodltwo
That was...Sodapressing....
uselesstriviaman
This comment needs FAR more love.
TablesBobbyTables
KranjisMcBasketball
I've heard this one before. ±0
Kolyathebalding
AchDuLieber
Take my upvote, ya bahstahd!
Roehcai
Beat me to it!! >:/
bluegargoyle
https://media.giphy.com/media/XMc1Ui9rAFR1m/source.gif
NickDitto
Ohhh... That's good
Roshiro
QuantumIdiot
Really, really bad ... but witty!
brandibythebeach
Hahaha...nice
Vaeevictiss
This guy has pep, see
fgvbttd
What the narrator says when you get a low score in Candy Crush.
twodumbthumbs
Whelmed
RandigStrumpa
This is the peak of humanity.
aac823
If it can withstand that pressure for so long, think of what it's doing to your insides! -someone's mom, probably
pikask
Hoped it would turn into a soda can instead :D
littlebebehorseshoecrab
sodapressing
Cheomesh
Mmmm, compressed cola.
whyisthissohot
Now imagine what it does to your digestive system.
supersaiyanfirefighter
What happens to you over time drinking coke
Sakrateri
and when I drop it on the drive from 3 inches it explodes everywhere
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tgiaa
Don't drop it on it's lid
dogfrost9
What are you doing where you drop it from 3 inches? Balancing it on the end of you dick?
VicarDeaconBishop
That's one long dick to be 3 inches from the ground. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Andrewleedragon
jacencaedus
That bottle stayed together way longer than I expected.
CoreyKeys
Well its contents have been known to dissolve screws.
Zoroasterisk
De-oxidize screws. To dissolve steel entirely would take an acidity on a whole other order of magnitude
CoreyKeys
Cool beans.
foesmono
this is why dry ice bombs are so loud... They're designed for stupid high PSI to prevent spillages during shipping around the world
CottonTShirtz
I once did that a party and it was heard by my parents ~6 blocks away. Forest thing out of my dad's mouth: "what did you do?"
Danmanbadman
Kinda like my life...
ryvius1
Sogeking
same
DerpNerpem
DarthKratos
orangeisthenewbasic
like my folks' marriage!
jacencaedus
ThisMeansALot
Longer than your marriage Jeff
halfmexicanhalfamazing
*much
TheGodEmperorOfChaos
Coke bottles are really sturdy stuff, if I remember correctly that thing can handle over 17 bars/250psi.
calicojackman
So did the label
macbi
Isoperimetric inequality
CityYeti
There's a reason why it's called plastic
BergVonDinkle
Why is the reason it’s called plastic?
CityYeti
Plastic originally meant to form any shape. Think of Plastic Man from DC comics
CityYeti
a : capable of being molded or modeled b : capable of adapting to varying conditions
notacobra
I swear this was word for word the top comment last time this was posted ~ 2 months ago. Where's repost stastics so I can check.
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GonzoMcFonzo
No, it isn't. The walls of the upper part of the bottle are folding back on themselves, while the walls of the middle and bottom are (1/2)
GonzoMcFonzo
bowing out and actually getting thinner as they deform
ZanarkandAbes
NiceGreenArrows
That's some impressive plastic
MrZiddz
The power of motherfuckin cylinders my dude.
Asteroidrules
Withstanding high pressure is what they're made to do.
cheeseguy3412
For some reason this comment brought to mind the old "Incompressible jizz trumpet" insult.
PoppinLochNessHopster
For no good reason. Just means it will sit on the ground for a thousand years. They should be as thin as possible.
The701
I'm sure they already are as thin as they can be, while still meeting a pile of design requirements. Coca Cola doesn't make money selling
The701
you plastic that you don't want, they make money selling you soda.
NiceGreenArrows
I dunno, depends what's more cost effective, the plastic or the drink...I'd HOPE the drink, but never know.
Asteroidrules
Soda bottles have to be strong, the whole point of soda is it's constantly under pressure, if it were weaker they'd explode on their own.
PoppinLochNessHopster
I've had bottled soda in thin plastic bottles before, just never from popular brands.
Chols
Also hold the weight of bottles on a pallet
PoppinLochNessHopster
Fairly moot, thin water bottles and thin soda bottles from smaller companies hold up fine on pallets.