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The logical answer
Oct 19, 2013 4:01 AM
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xxMycroftxx
They probably just couldn't remember any of the dwarves.
MMPRMastodon
This show is muuuuch better with Steve Harvey
edemardil
Steves reaction to almost all "white peoples be crazy"
SuperLudo
As far as I am concerned this dude is a colossal dickhead. Noone who talks about people's beliefs the way he does atheism is okay by me.
Sexlexic
Family Feud is great but Steve Harvey is an ass.
felloffmydinosaur
OMG THE BRO LOOK OF "OH FUCK NO" BETWEEN THE MARINE AND CIVILIAN!! I CANT BREATH!!
TotallyNotJaimeLannister
I don't understand whats wrong with the sister one
StamosatmyFuneral
If ever you want to get lost in YouTube, start down the trail of game show bloopers and outtakes and best of's. Your weekend will disappear.
pokingholesinyourlogic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS4ukRGxDj4
dscott72
Was surprised this one wasn't included. By far the BEST answer for a Fued Question.
SeventhDaughterOfASeventhDaughter
That seven dwarfs one is STILL my favorite!
soph1992
My favourite ever, from the UK: 'Name a type of bean.' 'A les-bean'
tygerpsimatrix
Another one: 'Name a bird with a long neck' "Naomi Campbell"
R3ovlUTION
I really dislike Steve Harvey.
Rindercellaslostshoe
I don't know which is funnier, the answers people say or Steve's reaction to them?!
MisterBuzzKillington
the 7 dwarfs one is my favorite
JhericFury
For someone who has never seen this show, it sure does seem like they do these questions on purpose.
baaaaaaaa
Someone please explain the first one. "Paring knife", "Pumpkins", "Para-educator", what the heck seriously! What are they talking about???
Icantbebothered
No matter how funny this show is, I still hate the host. He's a dick. And an idiot.
juvenilebigfoot
Those men on the dwarf one was like.. "nah bro. nah..." I like them.
AngelleCake
I've seen all these episodes. Steve is the greatest Feud host.
catznhugz
And Richard Carn is the worst
cptjackawesome
Richard Dawson (the original) was really great too. For me, they're neck & neck for the greatest.
Sexlexic
Steve is an ass. He insults the families and makes the show about him.
imbitteraboutit
You mean to tell me Who Wants to be A Millionaire wasnt about Regis Philbin?
Sexlexic
There was two people as opposed to 11 people. Big difference.
MuffinOFfun
Family Feud has always been primarily about the host.
vansa
They get a comedian for a reason.
Sexlexic
No its been about the families and definitely not INSULTING them or stopping the whole show to laugh at YOURSELF for a whole min
MuffinOFfun
I didn't know jokes where insults. Must get cold with that thin skin.
Sexlexic
Thin skin? Nope, I just know disrespecting someone in front of their family on national news isnt funny or cute, its being an asshole.
sik00
This is a fact. Steve is the best Family Feud host.
ahabeta
no, this is not a fact
sik00
well who is better than Steve Harvey? He's gets the contestants more involved and white people love him.
notirrelevant
The questions have gotten raunchier and more suggestive over the years.
wetdirt
I was gonna say. I always watch whatever comes on before Feud and when I catch the beginning, the opening question is ALWAYS sexual
EdgarAllanPoeMobile
I read 'Feud' as 'Freud' and it seemed appropriate.
sooner518
this X a million. a friend was actually on the show recently and he said basically they encourage you to be suggestive
cyruscore
...You obviously never saw the original with Richard Dawson...talk about raunchy. That man was the king of innuendo.
notirrelevant
Yeah, but the questions weren't so blatant back then.
cyruscore
Of course not. That was a time when if you were too blatant, you could get pulled from the air.
tarataqa
S I B L I N G
tygerpsimatrix
The only thing better than crazy answers is them showing up on the board.
BurntRamen
Welcome to Kentucky!
Durzaka
Steve Harvey is the best host. He actually reacts when people say stupid ass things instead of just saying alright, good answer.
etherbunny41
Favourite quote from Steve: "We evolved from monkeys? Why we still got monkeys??" This man is an idiot.
nerdchick
But he's still a complete idiot, so I'm with you on that one.
nerdchick
Well, we technically didn't evolve from monkeys. We share a common ancestor. Which is why we still have monkeys.
acefactor
First one: http://images.wikia.com/gyropedia/images/0/04/That%27sapenis.gif
ChuckIHadADoubleBuurgerrr
Happy. Duh.
youeitherlikeordislike
Everytime I see that gif I wonder "Why couldn't they have just said 'happy'?" Even "dopey" wouldn't have been bad....or sleepy, maybe?
jing22
Dopey, think about it
RadionicPsychotronic
You'd be Grumpy too, dodging jizz harpoons and shit.
MichaelJordanAsHimselfInSpaceJam
ikr
madnorwegian
Well for some men/boys the penis has reached it's final size upon turning 16
SelectWoodcraft
Mine is growing right now.
hawaiianpig
THIS ISNT EVEN MY FINAL FORM
ICameHereToKickAssAndLookAtFunnyPicturesOfAnimals
Maybe yours did.
ohgodhowdidigethereimnotgoodwithcomputers
What's it like walking around with a permanent boner?
ArnoldBlinken
hard.
IamStuffins
Best answer from the british version http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GD7wPfAWLw
thegriffin88
Both the host and the contestant are down!
AchillesDeFlandres
Lesbeans are awesome
SoySauceForMySushi
Fear of wife level: Marine
CirB
Husband smarts level: Marine.
AssamLaksa
Also a good guy apparently. He looked like he hinted the other guy not to answer.
junitZ
good guy marine, right there.
DualWieldingNESZappers
I'm pretty sure that he answered that question correctly.
pirateninjaunicornattacksquad
Their wives managed to do what no country on the planet has: they scared the US Marines.
pecc
Last time I saw this on Imgur the consensus settles on them going by the "don't ask don't tell" policy...
FireUpTheCloudCarLando
"We keeping our mouths shut on this one?" "Bro I just spent eighteen months on a frigate I am NOT sleeping on the couch."
MrPredator
I believe in technical circles, that would count as a "loaded question" because you are shooting yourself in the foot with the answer.
Anononononon
Its a 'seppeku' question as you are committing suicide by answering it.
bradleyk
I'd imagine most people are sleepy 95% of the time she's in bed.
Aerisot
I would have just said Happy, can't go wrong with Happy.
tahbuhzoo
can you imagine an extremely happy woman in bed? i dont know about that... sounds too weird.
Nerdcules
Or Doc, if you're into that.
Chronomechanist
Isn't "Lucky" one? Heyheyyy :D
AsAnAmerican
..no, it's not.
AssamLaksa
No, she would twist it and said 'You think I'm a dwarf?!!' or some other logical fallacy.
Erebor2488
She could still bitch that you compared her to a dwarf regardless of what you choose. These guys were smart.
Reemy420
I think Sleepy would have been the safest answer.
RosesAreRedMyBedIsGreenIWantYouInItIfYouKnowWhatIMean
Then she gets pissed because you compared her to a dwarf.
ichhablafrenchiefrench
You say "Happy," she says, "Now are you sure about that?" Hint: It's a trap! It doesn't have to be about sex, say "Sleepy."
SuperComputer
Sleepy, it's the obvious choice!
BeardKhan
Are you fucking out of your mind? I DARE YOU SAY YOUR WIFE IS SLEEPY IN BED! I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU!
ichhablafrenchiefrench
I am the wife, so I think I'm safe. Also, I'm cool enough to laugh it off when the hubby calls me a dwarf. Unless he points out my beard...
gingermadness
Even Bashful wouldn't have been that bad. But definitely not Grumpy, Dopey or Sneezy
GaiusOrpheus
There's a reason I'm not married. My dumb ass would have blurted out Dopey for the lulz.
Timeandrelativedimensionsinspaghetti
Marine went with bashful
bradleyk
R.I.P. We respect everything you did for our country, but you weren't too bright sometimes.
screamingwinemaker
or else:
warcricket
I love the face "Yep Nope"
wererat2000
That last one was very... Egyptian.
tomhiddlestonsthirdtesticlewhyyesyoucantouchmeallyouwant
My kids are watching The Garfield Show, and I shit you not they are on the episode where Garfield goes to Egypt and they try to mummify him.
Chillbert
And thus, Nasus was born.
PsychoSavant
Was hoping I'd find this.
phaeton4
No joke:I knew a women with liver cancer who wanted her cat to be killed after her death (it wasn't-cat lived a few years after wom.death)
christophermichaelc
Fuck Steve Harvey. He's a homophobic, sexist, bigoted moron who's life revolves around hypocrisy, ignorance and idiocy.
BurntRamen
Crap, I searched the web and found out he sucks. :( Ignorance was bliss for me. http://newblackwoman.com/2012/05/04/shit-steve-harvey-says/
LosPer
Thanks for the link...that's some fucked up shit right there...
thegreatestthingyouwilleverlearn
why do people even listen to this guy?
LastNightIThoughtItWasAGoodIdea
Kinda true
christophermichaelc
Exactly true.
aThousandSplendidSuns
Looks like someone's fan letter didn't get a response!
LosPer
Well, that escalated quickly...
christophermichaelc
It's true. He says gay men aren't real men. He says anyone who doesn't believe in God is stupid and he doesn't want to know that person 1/2
LosPer
Sounds like someone I would not want to hang with...
christophermichaelc
And he is constantly berating men and women for not being stereotypical. Saying only women should nag and men should shut up 2/3
christophermichaelc
Yet he puts himself in a position where he is constantly giving relationship advice. Even after cheating on his wife, and kicking her out.