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RelevantForOnce
#10 http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/49/49736273ad1ca2100bfd6334eedf449f2e699c3d0318867abd30a242bd73e664.jpg
nosoupforoldmen
#9 people like this are usually also the people who scream at the waitress when something in their order is wrong
vauhtihirmu
DangerouslyMoist
Those British reactions are spot on
TheOneTrueJoebot
Religion is losing
Mavgurian
Magic and sex - sorry, Pope, to good a sales pitch.
lionelglitchy
Hitler has such a lovely smile, like a friendly uncle
areyoudisturbedyet
#1 banjo strums in the back ground
naytorin
Deliverance?
alanivar75
that bert one isnt that bad. they must be new to the internet
rugmiem
#4 you are not seeing nothing after microsd because now is the the clouds
AmityvilleHodor
I like the dump of your jib
Neo1Matrix
#12 LOL
Neo1Matrix
*#13
IshitOnWindshields
I got spanked as a kid. I also have thrown people out of windows and have 7 suicide attempts. So....
Neo1Matrix
Solid dump +1
Idkmanmaybe
Becca9904
I like to imagine #1 is Jaime Lannister's kindergarten work
mnorthwood13
I have an old Staples ad circa 2003/2004 where a 32MB SD card was on sale for $89.99
TheLimpinBiscuit
UMDhockey17
#6 Hobbies don't belong on a resume, anyway. Especially not "socializing" lmao
jillaubs
I worked for a place in a small town before. If your hobbies were things you could do there then they looked more favorably on you because 1
jillaubs
you were less likely to get bored and take the first job you could to go back to the city. 2
UMDhockey17
That's a good point! I went to grade school in a small town but I got my first job elsewhere so I hadn't thought of that
CanadianMooseMlems
Why hasn't the devil taught me witchcraft yet?
ohthechestpain
I was never spanked (as a child), and i have the greatest respect for others.
AlkeneThiol
All that matters is that you've been spanked since. If you need some more respect, lemme know.
jezabellga350
What about as an adult?
ohthechestpain
Well now that’s a different story.
jezabellga350
Do tell
ohthechestpain
cole5law
Like video chat?
Lukais
Or you know the call option... not sure how either helps him steal the Declaration of Indepence though.
DroolingHomer
Like a fucking phone call dude...
heyitsprisonmike
Like a phone call??
cole5law
YEAH, I KNOW LIKE A PHONE CALL YOU DICKWAD, I WAS JOKING AND MOCKING KIDS THESE DAYS
heyitsprisonmike
Who hurt you...
cole5law
The people that don't find the humor and sense the sarcasm
BubbaRunski
#3 I'm a teacher and I always skip "under god". The pledge is weird enough without promising our undying souls to a geographical location.
HolyHolopov
Wait, you seriously have to say a pledge in school?
BubbaRunski
Yup. 'Muricuh!
GreaterDog
The phrase was added in 1954 to further entrench the US against secularist communism.
AllPowerfulLamp
I made a meme of that and I'm not proud
LilacDreamer
Not enough people know that
bubbleteapanties
Or as my junior year high school history teacher put it "To show we are not afraid of those godless Commies."
GreaterDog
Everyone needs an excellent junior/senior year history prof to break the mold of whitewashed textbooks
bubbleteapanties
Whenever I say this to any other history professor now they just burst into laughter because they can see how serious I am that I heard this
GreaterDog
Oh, he said it seriously, not sarcastically?