New phone who dis? - Phonedump part 1

Apr 25, 2017 8:39 PM

coltonmk

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9 years ago (deleted Jul 27, 2020 3:39 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

#9 people like this are usually also the people who scream at the waitress when something in their order is wrong

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine didn't, yet I suffer from the same condition. I wonder what that implies.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those British reactions are spot on

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Religion is losing

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Magic and sex - sorry, Pope, to good a sales pitch.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hitler has such a lovely smile, like a friendly uncle

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 banjo strums in the back ground

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Deliverance?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that bert one isnt that bad. they must be new to the internet

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 you are not seeing nothing after microsd because now is the the clouds

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I like the dump of your jib

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#12 LOL

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

*#13

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got spanked as a kid. I also have thrown people out of windows and have 7 suicide attempts. So....

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Solid dump +1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

v

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like to imagine #1 is Jaime Lannister's kindergarten work

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I have an old Staples ad circa 2003/2004 where a 32MB SD card was on sale for $89.99

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And I suffer from a psychological condition known as PTSD.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

#6 Hobbies don't belong on a resume, anyway. Especially not "socializing" lmao

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I worked for a place in a small town before. If your hobbies were things you could do there then they looked more favorably on you because 1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you were less likely to get bored and take the first job you could to go back to the city. 2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a good point! I went to grade school in a small town but I got my first job elsewhere so I hadn't thought of that

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why hasn't the devil taught me witchcraft yet?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was never spanked (as a child), and i have the greatest respect for others.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

All that matters is that you've been spanked since. If you need some more respect, lemme know.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What about as an adult?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well now that’s a different story.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do tell

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like video chat?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Or you know the call option... not sure how either helps him steal the Declaration of Indepence though.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like a fucking phone call dude...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like a phone call??

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

YEAH, I KNOW LIKE A PHONE CALL YOU DICKWAD, I WAS JOKING AND MOCKING KIDS THESE DAYS

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Who hurt you...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The people that don't find the humor and sense the sarcasm

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 I'm a teacher and I always skip "under god". The pledge is weird enough without promising our undying souls to a geographical location.

9 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 7

Wait, you seriously have to say a pledge in school?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yup. 'Muricuh!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The phrase was added in 1954 to further entrench the US against secularist communism.

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

I made a meme of that and I'm not proud

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Not enough people know that

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Or as my junior year high school history teacher put it "To show we are not afraid of those godless Commies."

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Everyone needs an excellent junior/senior year history prof to break the mold of whitewashed textbooks

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Whenever I say this to any other history professor now they just burst into laughter because they can see how serious I am that I heard this

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Oh, he said it seriously, not sarcastically?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1