ohmuhglob
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Sauce:
https://www.livescience.com/ice-age-rock-art-amazon.html
FP edit:
I wish each one of us could visit this panel in such a way that kept the surrounding area safe and intact!
Also, I would love to try your favorite mixed drink recipe! Or a meal that you love to make. Stay safe y'all.
Nanotrasen
Yeah but what about that cold brew?
RedCamaro
Gonna need a lot of monitors to display this wallpaper
PokingSmot
Iaimtomisbehave
ConstipatedVirgin
Bottle, bottle, jug. Bottle of Khalua, bottle of Vodka, jug of milk.
remingtn
hattiesburglar
How the hell is that still there??
PokingSmot
+1 Unga Bunga
CaptainMarkoRamius
Unkalunk unkalunk unkalunka!
funniestusername
Noob. It's not Unga Bunga. That is clearly a +1 Ooga booga
ArgonSpark
What the fuck did you just call me?
PokingSmot
Sorry I meant oogaboogas
ALovelyTime
Definitely read “ice age breasts” and was going to comment on how predictable humanity is.
jgort
Samesies.
RustyBrent
Dont let Rio Tinto near there ffs
StewedTomaters
Proof that people will downvote anything.
LittleMisScareAll
Great, they’re going to start drilling the Amazon now
theangryjanitor
That's awesome. I'll take a shot for every dong and nekked tittay on the spread.
Rhubarbara
Tittay! New favorite way to spell titties.
losvegas
/a/TajrEN8
BanadecCamberbootch
is da ding dong
C141Clay
RespiratoryRandy
/a/Zc5ONLu
wadatahmydamie
Cool. If you survive, you should take a shot for every anti-gay crusader who’s been caught with cum on his mustache
jackpkmn
No one could survive that.
simplygimply
"just toothpaste, bro" - Sir Ulric III
Cthulhuonabike
tavinjer
YOU DIED.
theangryjanitor
Shot of covid vaccine....
iambrose
Dude. No. Share a shot of covid vaccine for each.
Larrimus1
I’m pretty sure with that many you would die even if those were just shots of saline.
intergalacticbuttjazz
You have my full unfunded legal backing
simplygimply
Did you mean unfounded, or are you just offering pro bono work?
magicrhombus
He's saying he supports the endeavor, but won't buy the booze.
mechanicalchaos
I believe he is offering him all the backing zero funds can buy.
isthisusernamealreadychosen
True
WhiskeyRequired
Last quarter mile stretch is a painting of OP's mom
TheDoctormoriarty
Is that an old joke and a fat joke?
WhiskeyRequired
Shit. Both?
Orhoz
In the old west there was a massive cave drawing of a red serpent up on a cliff face. It was visible from a train line that went past and-
Orhoz
Travelers would shoot at it to pass the time. It was utterly destroyed in no time
scribetree
mangosaredope
2 parts vodka 1 part 151 rum and top off with ginger beer. Spiked moscow mule. Spicy, and effective.
ohmuhglob
Thanky!
AVeryTallGlassOfIToldYouSo
Would be sorta funny to find out this was drawn by some recluse last month.
IFoundaBagOfFireworksInMensRestroom
Probably on crack. Still good work tho
callmethelizardqueen
Helps that they also excavated around the base of the cliff to uncover other artifacts.
DewiMorgan
Please please please let this all get recorded in high res in the public domain before it gets destroyed :(
callmethelizardqueen
Was discovered 3 yrs ago, they kept it under wraps while filming a documentary. Set to air soon in UK.
DewiMorgan
BBC, I hope? I'd still like high-res stills, and the video in a documentary is unlikely to include a slow pan of the entire length :(
callmethelizardqueen
IJS it's not going to be destroyed & lost before documented.
callmethelizardqueen
Will be on channel 4 called "Jungle Mystery: Lost Kingdoms of the Amazon"
PeskiPanda
Mixed drink: 2oz each of Godiva chocolate liquor, peanut butter whisky, and almond milk. Stirred and over ice. Enjoy!!
kvdifatta
Dot
ohmuhglob
Ty!!
Alphonsevaher
So these cave paintings were discovered in the rainforest, where there is a lot of rain, on a worn rock surface exposed to the elements....
Alphonsevaher
Did they use a Permanent Magic Marker or something?
PlasticFicus
Dirty Bird: one part olive juice, 3 parts grey goose, shaken on ice. Swirl the vermouth in the glass and THROW IT OUT LIKE A RACIST UNCLE..
PlasticFicus
Strain into glasses for you and Tynnyfer and get to judging everyone you know.
ohmuhglob
Thank youuu. Also, I just got a Ruby Ficus and I love it!
TaintToucher
I bet theres atleast one penis
bourbonandbaddecisions
That's even money.
W0b0
There's another but they're not touching.They're on the far ends, we'll hear about the second one in a week. After they beat the bush off
NervAssEva
8 miles?
StewedTomaters
Notice the quotation marks around canvas
damianpf7
I am wondering why this is not the main topic.... where 8 mile canvases super common at one point?
FuzzyBear
Yeah Staples killed the market back in 2012 offering a buy one get one free on 8 mile canvases
WingRaz0r
Ma spear is ready. Mastodons and mom's spaghetti
monkeyastronot
ConstipatedVirgin
Ancient graffiti says “Urgha was here”
AlmostScientist
"Chunga's Mum was a good lay"
STGxDante
Ur mom gay
belly42
"We'd like to talk to you about your mammoth's extended warranty."
DreamDoodles
At least it wasn't that "Half-Dan" guy or whatever his name was.
PimpinKen
"For unga time knock out uhrga"
RachniKiller
You they found a Viking run stone and thought it was sacred they finely translated it and said basically this.
iquestioneverything
Also dick jokes
Bunhyung
"For a good time call stick, stick, stick, rock, arrowhead, Mammoth, spear. "
iquestioneverything
Isn't that what Trump had to memorize?
DrNick
I made it work with the rhythm and now I can't stop.
DrNick
you could remove mammoth for perfect sync.
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
Romans use to graffiti roads with dicks
copingcabana
"Cthulhu cthucks!"
Chunderchucker
El Ugadoogo
Nalianna
For a good time call Urgha's mom.
MutantTurd
"Bango Skank was here"
Lynkfox
Did you know most ancient language samples really do equate to graffiti?
mobileimgurlags
Like the viking script this is really high.
willpostanything
there is drawings of a mouse there,by bansky great great great great great great great great ancestor maybe..
jedderrick
“Death by unga bunga!”
Lokenessluke
Unga bunga unga bunga unga bunga!
Eyhlix
Hehe, I had "unga bunga"
jedderrick
But not the death part?
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Valdemaaaar
Death by tchi tchi
beefosupremo
Wtf hahaha
atTheCrimsonFucker
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TheobromineAddict
Wait a minute… 12,000 years old in the open air and the paint hasn't faded to invisibility? DOUBT.
callmethelizardqueen
Location, location, location. Helps its on a cliff with an overhang to keep rain off of it and not facing the sun.
Muffinburgler
It's not paint, it's rock. Red ocher powder that turned solid like concrete. Rain won't wash that away.
StubbornViking
It wouldn’t have eroded by now? The Amazon gets pretty wet for a lot of the year I thought
mike13815
Likely the rock has eroded faster than the markings, making them even more pronounced than when they were made.
girlcanuck
@OP just discovered this one: 1 cup hot almond milk, 1 square super dark chocolate, mix until melted. Add 2oz of baileys almande. YUM
ohmuhglob
Also https://i.pinimg.com/originals/40/c9/c7/40c9c7c40e4afe9a1fa2eeaa6c3c7e7b.jpg
ohmuhglob
Thank you! I will try it out!
girlcanuck
It's a dairy free delight; I'd add a couple squares of chocolate next time, but the 1 sqaure of lindt 75% was delish, I just want more cocoa
Kightzeareau
Imagine finding a skeleton of a 8 mile length ancient beast
sweetnaivety
I thought it was an 8 mile long patch of frozen land full of frozen dinosaurs....
EdoubleLIOdoubleT
There's a "yo mama" in here somewhere
Yacobs21
Damn, Norman Bates, your mom dummy thick
mostlyrottenadvice
That’s what I read at first I had a few seconds of horrified confusion
AuralOcean
I thought it was somehow a line of corpses 8 miles long lol
EnderPanda13
Yeah i thought it read "frozen 8-mile long caverns filled with extinct animal corpses" and i was terrified, like, fuck no we dont need that
digdoodler
Sounds horrifying
Kittynomnoms
TinySnek
what's this from?
Kittynomnoms
Godzilla (2014)
nsaladbar
Is this discovery because we have torn down every tree in that said 8 mile area?
jjw9
Interestingly, when the mural was painted 12,600 yrs ago, the Amazon was a savannah/ grass plain and not a rainforest. The area today is
soromon
slowly being burned back under Bolsonaro's brand of Trumpthink. No single country has a monopoly on Fascism or short-sighted Capitalism.
jjw9
dangerous due to the armed faction that battles government troops in that region.
mike13815
I sleep better at night knowing there's an armed faction protecting the rainforests.
beenbannedb4
they're not there to protect the forest, mate.
mike13815
I wouldn't care if they were a tribe of hitler clones, so long as they shoot at logging crews when they come near.
damianpf7
Eight miles long...... wtf.... eight effin miles long.... who is making that canvas? Why is this not the main topic here? Am I missing somet
Markeasydesade
The "canvas" is eight miles of rock
Pseudobatrachotoxin
The smooth rock cliff faces are the ‘canvas’ for these murals. Basically graffiti on walls that stretch over eight miles of combined length.
Pseudobatrachotoxin
8 miles of it implies it took a while - guessing it grew as their culture shifted, bet it’s fascinating to compare the early to the late
StewedTomaters
Not really that long, a lot of famous cave paintings were done over generations.
StewedTomaters
I'm realizing after writing this that you and I ate saying the same thing, sorry.
Pseudobatrachotoxin
No worries. No offense taken.