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Jan 31, 2018 2:57 PM
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WHAAAAAAAAUMOKAY
Words to live by
Ikillmiceforaliving
My dad. I hate you all children alike, Girl or boys
370zSteve
min8tve
Been there, done that.
rylecx
The true definition of equality
SomeWateryTartThrewASwordAtMe
There is no racism in the marines, they treat everyone like they are black
fizzlebuns
https://d26horl2n8pviu.cloudfront.net/pictures/images/000/032/874/for_gallery_v2/image.jpg?1428372768
TheSparrow12
Was going to post this but you beat me to it +1
Eireman4Ever
Always upvote Full Metal Jacket. GREAT movie!
TheMiseryOfOthersMakesMeHappy
*The military treats everyone equally shitty.
DocEZ
Ehhhh the Air Force is the exception there
MarkWhoGivesaFukFrom93Tv
Vince Vaughn's character introduction in Hacksaw Ridge was great too.
ShootLowBoysTheyreRidingShetlandPonies
Can confirm. Saw it this morning.
EMTMarv
Met that man in real life, his is indeed a bad ass...
weedsaveslife
Yep. I use to stay up at night and watch other recruits get their shit reamed. It was funny unless it was you getting it.
Tommygunnz
Probably can't even say stuff like this in boot camp now with all the pussy liberals ruining everything that makes men, men.
DropDeadFread
I'm a liberal and was a Marine. I did just fine. It's silly to assume things like that.
russbusmcguss
As it should be, and was I know firsthand. But the women are on the case! Ready to burn it all down.
iLynux
Tf?
russbusmcguss
There has been a push over many years to put women in combat specific occupations,such as infantry.So racism is not a problem, yet gender is
iLynux
I don't see the problem.
russbusmcguss
Then it doesn’t exist!
gonzar09
"GOD HAS A HARD-ON FOR MARINES!"
rza33boo
Aw my nephew is leaving for boot camp next month :(
stonebreaker6
Ex-5/3, can confirm. Oorah.
zettaireido
There was that drill sargeant that purposely and specifically targeted Muslim recruits and put them in dryers
railgap
I was raised with some subconscious racism, but the USAF got rid of most of that.
jmballington
Chair Force
railgap
Everybody's got a role to play. Some people hump 60lb mortar baseplates through triple-canopy jungle, some of us do missile warning. ;P
railgap
In air conditioned comfort. :D
docmarblerunnerbill
blueipDriver
owlwise
Yep.
Rossovich
One of my friends was a marine. His favorite expression was - Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Expected. /2
Rossovich
... and then there was My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment.
GeorgeLever
The only color that matters is Green.
tyrfin
Not really, it's just as cliquey and favorite-playing as any other job.
HiMyNameIsKevinIHaveChangnesia
The fleet is but boot camp is pretty even all around.
dunewolf
idk about marine boot camp.. but army boot camp was cliquey / favorite playing shit.
twodumbthumbs
This kinda depends on the unit, but yeah
abediah
too bad it aint the case anymore
HerMajestysSecretButthole
kmikl
... context? Please?
HerMajestysSecretButthole
I think he was going to jump up to the railings
NoItsTheChildrenWhoAreWrong
Did your parents have any children that lived!?
WhyDontYouMakeMe
My dad asks me that sometimes...
MalRage
I bet they regret that!
JeremyPeevin
The best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass.
oCestSiBon
And ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.
boynamedsioux
I think you've been cheated!
Blastergv9
After my dads special forces training for 'nam they got assigned a young, green ocs grad who tried to be a real hardass. He had a bad time
kmikl
I read that as a young, green orc... I'm special.
MeatPosicleIsDead
Like a leave him here for Carlie kind a bad time. Or a no one eats with me kind of bad time?
Blastergv9
A few guys were wearing something that wasn't "official" dress at a morning report report one day and the guy went off about how they'd (1)
Blastergv9
better not be wearing anything non-regulation the next day, so the entire team showed up the next day naked standing at attention
Blastergv9
I'm paraphrasing because its been a while since I've heard this one but you get the gist
MeatPosicleIsDead
Those sound like my kind of grunts. Thanks for the story : p
throwawayacct1951
Appel99
He forgot chinks
antistatusquo
Can someone explain wops and greasers?
eatyourmeat
Www.urbandictionary.com
EricAndresmoleonhisleftbuttcheek
Is that you Jon Wayne? Is this me?
thabackbone1
swablade2
Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?! WHO'S THE SLIMY COMMUNIST SHIT TWINKLE TOES COCKSUCKER WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT?!
Kryptoknife
You're a fuckin pimp
eatyourmeat
Hey, that's my ringtone
throwawayacct1951
That must be fun to hear at work :)
RawDogginChixSince2000Six
I was going to say, "it must be nice to not have a job."
throwawayacct1951
Damn, a missed opportunity :)
VodkaPls
I would place that phone in a spot by someone else and give it a call.
throwawayacct1951
VodkaPls