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Aging Party Girl - You will see her over the holidays, I guarantee it.
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buttfondler
wow so much slut shaming
anitabasylla
sigh
TastyBrainMeats
The problem is not sleeping with a lot of men or sleeping outside of a relationship. The problem is being dishonest/hypocritical about it.
ionichummingbird
Sorry about your luck with the ladies, OP.
DanHubel
some one is jaded.
tarataqa
I'm guessing OP is her mom.
meowzedong
I think we should rename this meme. I've met a ton of cool older women who go out partying and aren't sleezy shitty people.
roaringstar4
I'm not 30 yet and I've been a relationship for 4 years since college. Still downvoting.
belligerentandnumerous
Were these made by Scumbag Steve?
ILikeMineWithLettuceAndTomato
I saw this post in usub & all the top comments were really rude, now the top comments are making fun of judgemental op. :0
ReverendAurora
Oh right, 30 is aging is it? Fuck you. Love a 35 year old.
ReverendAurora
Incidentally, fuck you still,. Love a nearly 40 year old
Morella
30 isn't old, but it's a little too old to still have partying be your main focus in life.
ReverendAurora
Oh I'd agree with that certainly.
giraffesaredope
This post is bad and you should feel bad.
PillowFortResident
I heart this comment.
g432ydw5
first time downvoting something. grow up OP.
seabee123
I'm 30 and have been married for 4 years. I'm downvoting you and playing the feminist card.
euridice811
What card? More like the feminist lightning rod for misogyny.
PillowFortResident
Being friends with people you've had sex with means you're probably 1. good at sex and 2. good at friendship.
Deathwingx12
Just the first part and only the first part...
ProceduralTexture
^^^ this this this
ieatedthepurpleberries
This!
RaultxO
My family lives two blocks away and I still feel lonely. 31 y/o male. Whatever.
JustAHumanist
Women who are 30 are "aging", and sleeping with people makes them bad. Got it.
Imhappyhere
Are we feeling a little judgmental this xmas?
mouschi
Are we feeling a little, not being able to take a joke about a made up stereotyped person this christmas?
OriginalWadjet
Also, fuck you for the feminist dig.
TDWPTWD
are you a feminist?
SweetMaryOfViolence
I hope so, and I hope you are too. ;)
TDWPTWD
i am yes :D
SweetMaryOfViolence
Sweet! I love meeting other feminists on Imgur! :D
TDWPTWD
i know! i love the imgur community
IhaveareallifeIswear
Can I join in? I too,am a feminist xD
Butjam
Oh man, you know you've fucked up when the God of Imgur steps in. Hail wadjet <3
TDWPTWD
?? really?
PinkLincoln
<3
CptTightPants
"If you don't like my slut-shaming then you're just a stupid feminazi who hates all men!"
euridice811
+1. The only thing more depressing than the tactic is that it probably works.
immortalheart
I'm 31. TIL I'm "aged". Like a fine wine!
HousecatWizard
Everyone is aging.
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crashtestzombie
pffft, by the time im 30 nanobots will be able to improve cell reproduction.im living forever...i still have to watch out for falling pianos
Aggretsuko
we're aging straight out the womb
killerqueennx
Well, you're not wrong...
ICanBelieveSomeOfItIsButter
I can attest to this. I am a doctor.
Warlordzeddicus
sauce?
strayakent
Just ask this scientician
lilithschild
No, I'm not!
Wannawafel
Deep.
MySecondAccount
But some show it a lot more than others
Wombatish
Aging = existing. Reclaim it.
Boniface
Yep, we're all slowly dying.
districtattorneyofimgur
As soon as you are born you are dying.....deep bro...LOL
HardcastleMcCormack
"Wanna see a picture of me when I was younger?"
NSAgent
Are... you the "nice guy" OP?
alansugar
Yeah... angry and judgemental dude.
Shannerwren
I'd so rather deal with a self-aware asshole over a self-proclaimed nice guy any day.
BeardKhan
Did someone call for a selfaware asshole?
giraffesaredope
I think I'm a nice guy but then I worry that I'm really an asshole welcome to social anxiety where the fears are made up and I don't matter!
Shannerwren
Assholes aren't necessarily unlikable just like nice guys aren't necessarily likable.
Shannerwren
Be nice for the sake of niceness. Be selfish but not entitled.
texastreysongsmassacre
Dude, yes. I think that being self-aware is a rare trait. That being said, I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.
NSAgent
Finally a meme dedicated to slut shaming!
euridice811
We already had scumbag stacey.
Winterous
It's not about slut shaming, it's about leading an unhealthy lifestyle and complaining about the results of it. It's still kinda dickish.
xzhous
Everyone has their vices. I wouldn't make a meme making fun of homeless drug addicts for the same reason.
Winterous
Oh I totally agree, but there's just a lot of exaggerated accusations flying around.
takingthehobbitstoisengard
I wasn't aware that playing your feminist card on Imgur was ever an advantage. *plays it* 22, married, faithful, still hate this.
azureadept
Ha! You've activated my trap card!
xenadukem
You said it! +1
sumowoman
I used to live like that, taking away the part where the lady is over sensitive about her own deeds and choices. I thought this was funny.
AppleSpicer
I hate this meme--sounds like slut shaming among other sexist shit. And my sex/relationship status isn't relevant to supporting my opinion.
takingthehobbitstoisengard
I agree that it shouldn't be relevant.
roaringstar4
Feel the same way. 27 and in a long term relationship. Dislike this.
peaceandpenguins
22, single, lonely, and also hate this.
turokdinosaurhunter
Agreed. Also 22 and in a committed relationship...this "meme" is bullshit.
belligerentandnumerous
Ditto. 22 and committed. One of my downvoted comments is against rape jokes. Fuck this meme.
noobule
fuck this mmmmeeeeemmmeee
AmeliePoulain
Me too! I had -10 snd a bunch of people yelling at me.
mouschi
How is it sexist? Come the eff on. Tired of this shit. He is making one for 30 year old MEN too. Is that sexist?
mouschi
(2) Dear lord, take a joke and get over yourselves.
belligerentandnumerous
OP acknowledged it was sexist by saying anyone who wouldn't like it was a feminist...
HansVermhat
I didn't think it was a bad reply.
takingthehobbitstoisengard
Anything that encourages people to summarily dismiss others is bad news in my books, regardless of whether it's sexist. (Which, yes, it is.)
euridice811
How is making fun of women for drinking and having sex sexist? Hmmm.
ProcrastinateurParExcellence
That's not what he was making fun of. Did you actually look at any of the pictures before you turned off your brain?
euridice811
If you have any desire to behave like an adult rather than slinging childish insults, do explain what it is he is making fun of.
Winterous
He's making fun of a person who fails to recognise that their unhealthy lifestyle is not conducive to the healthy relationship they desire.
ProcrastinateurParExcellence
7) Now do yourself a favour and look at the pictures again without immediately trying to find a reason to feel horribly oppressed by them.
ProcrastinateurParExcellence
6) Because in that special world feminists seem to live in, any time a woman is depicted negatively, it clearly proves that men hate women.
ProcrastinateurParExcellence
1) This is not a childish insult; it is a highly relevant observation. At no point did OP shame women simply for having sex...
ProcrastinateurParExcellence
4) ...Sex; it was the fact that she acts like an immature, egotistical bitch.
ProcrastinateurParExcellence
3) ...To do with sexual frivolity. To put it simply, the problem wasn't that the character in question liked to have...
ProcrastinateurParExcellence
5) And, completely unsurprisingly, this caused the womyn of Imgur to shove a fistful of sand up their collective cooters and cry "MISOGYNY."
OriginalWadjet
You can have tons of family nearby and be single and feel lonely. It's not that odd.
noobule
THE LOVE YOU GET FROM YOUR FAMILY IS ENTIRELY DIFFERENT FROM THE LOVE FROM LOVERS DICKWAD OP
BumbleBeeBeardedGingerBear
Easy now, Captain Capitals. Breathe into this paper bag for a minute.
OriginalWadjet
AND SOMETIMES FAMILIES SUCK
BumbleBeeBeardedGingerBear
major donkey d*ck.
holyglamgrenade
thus spake the wadjet
hootiehootiehoo
Let me guess, this is describing an ex of yours?
FlightoftheBumbleBear
sounds like family.. HAHA! aww I hope she doesn't die alone now.. :<
districtattorneyofimgur
Allow me to blow your mind. This was my wife's idea as she has a friend like this that drives her insane.
MilitantBlackGuy
Wow you just blew me! I mean my mind. Oral sex
VakariansFemshep
Your name. It is so relevant. And sassy! D:
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badapparu
TIL "hugely unpopular" means that something has four times as many upvotes as downvotes.
paisleyschmaisley
that doesn't up your cred. women engage in slut-shaming too; doesn't make it less lame. You're probably both nice but this wasn't cool.
peaceandpenguins
I second this opinion.
districtattorneyofimgur
"Engage in slut-shaming too".....come on...slut-shaming....REALLY? Who said she was a slut? She's just making stupid decisions.
paisleyschmaisley
Oh and we were getting along so well before...
districtattorneyofimgur
And still are, just having a little fun!
LURKERwhhhuuut
It's a meme, get over it. Think BLB liked his at first?
districtattorneyofimgur
Cry yourself to sleep
paisleyschmaisley
boo hoo
districtattorneyofimgur
Sorry about that, I was drunk when I wrote that.
texastreysongsmassacre
We've all met both guys and girls like this; get off of your soapboxes. No one is condemning a lifestyle.
drownmeplz
Go fuck yourself. :)
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Utamey
Well they don't have a slut shaming life partner, so that probably ups their chances of sleeping quite well.
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tobascodagama
Creating a fictional caricature of an ex who dumped OP for being a massive loser, more likely.
mrtrentoncomedy
Do you got a hootie? You hoo!
FoxyGanon
An Ex that most men have had before. Its apart of the growing process. Unless you met your sweetheart in high school. Fuck those lucky guys.
MrMayberry
Not all so lucky. My uncle starting dating this girl at 13, they married at 20. Divorced LITERALLY 6 months later. Never spoke to her again.
charcharbinks732
It's the most painful part of the dating growth process. At first she looks like so much fun but once you're a year in... oh it's hell.
AbsentaneousMind
Totally agree. 3 years in... Took a while to rebuild my self respect...
InkyStl
I've known enough guys who married their high school sweethearts to know that they are far from "lucky"
Aggretsuko
marrying someone straight out of high school is a huge mistake. you haven't lived much or experienced anything.
Goku2012
As a guy that has been dating the same girl since 18, I've experienced more shit than most 30 year olds have because of my addictions 1/2
Goku2012
and the shit that comes with living the "drug" lifestyle and I have no regrets about it and love her more everyday.
corneliusgansevoort
All my exes were amazing, kind, caring, and sexy. Then I came along and fucked them all up...
corneliusgansevoort
...the butt.
Deathwingx12
I like how I'm the exception...always the exception. I've never been with any woman.
MatrimBloodyCauthon
I bring shame to my username.
youremyboyblueyouremyboy
I don't think Matrim Cauthon has any shame.
MatrimBloodyCauthon
What person downvoted me? >_> That's kind of odd
MatrimBloodyCauthon
Aw come on. Well, I mean...
Nirak
Don't bother even trying to party after 30, I guess.
Hatshepsut45
People older than 30 are only allowed to enjoy OP sponsored activities. Bowling, baking, and golfing are all approved pastimes. The (1/?)
Hatshepsut45
aged population may consume alcohol only at wine tastings and then only 'once in a while as a treat'. After 30 people must conceal (2/3)
Hatshepsut45
their genitals behind permanent 'privacy screens'. As wrinkling and 'yuckiness' spreads, the senior will extend the screen as necessary(3/3)
neilbryant
TIL 30 = 'aging'
WeedlordBonerLover69
you didnt already know that
kahless01
It is if youre still living day to day like this.
DuneMafia
At 32, I think I should move into an old people's home.
FabricatiDiemPvnc
it is for a "party girl"
rifrafa
For a party girl/guy, yes it is
EPCOT
30 is old enough to behave like an adult and get your shit together
defweezy
I'm 26, and most of my friends are done being stupid already. We had our fun in college.. and we still do, but we aren't NEARLY as dumb :)
makymak
Wait til the second wave - divorced people are unmanageable!!
iknowumad
Context is king.
AndThatsOneMansOpinion
Only for women.
smruggles
As a 27 yr old woman, LOL!
MrROFLKNIFE
I think a 30 year old man in the same above scenarios would be considered pathetic as well
euridice811
Perhaps, but note that we aren't mocking him here.
Rhase
You aren't even halfway to max level yet, get grinding n00b.
catscatsyeahcats
As a 29 year old single female: NO SAY IT ISN'T TRUE DEAR GOD PLEASE.
DryHumpingTheConstabulary
As a 31 year old single male, thirties are the new twenties.
tarataqa
that's what all the thirty-somethings like to think.
DryHumpingTheConstabulary
catscatsyeahcats
That's honestly really reassuring.
DryHumpingTheConstabulary
Good :)
JohnnyHeteronormativeJohnny
Sweet, more sex shaming, because only girls who have less than 5 partners deserve to find love
JeffDahmer
Yes, that's exactly what this post is saying...
tba832
and men who don't have more than 5 partners are weird creeps who must be awful with women and avoided at all costs
MyCatsNameIsNinja
i thought they were poor misunderstood saints who had been put in the "friendzone" by all those evil women
tba832
no, but they'll be looked down upon more than a girl who enjoys casual sex
districtattorneyofimgur
Actually my Aging Party Guy meme is on its way, just wanted to see if people would like this one :)
1999eclipse
or you could just not judge others' choices if they don't concern you.
districtattorneyofimgur
or not
tba832
dont forget to have rustled jimmies too
EMPRUH
Or I can judge you all I want because what are you going to do about it?
Hatshepsut45
Probably go cry in the corner.
IgnatiusJReilly2601
Step back everybody. Tough Guy Online over here. Don't mess with him!
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euridice811
Even if you personally think that, it is not what's being said in the post.
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euridice811
I'll ask you the same question. Nowhere does the post criticize any of this behavior in men, only in women.
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MyCatsNameIsNinja
don't know why you got downvoted. this whole post is like a fucking hurricane of fedoras
rj272906
Nothing wrong with casual sex... thanks for perpetuating double standards...
rj272906
This would be a lot easier if you all just agreed with me and gave me upvotes... trust me....
helagos
Thank you for that. There's too much of a stigma around people enjoying casual sex.
badapparu
You know, generally Scrooge listens when he sees the Ghost of Christmas Future...
NeverBendingStory
Not *necessarily* a double standard.
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LURKERwhhhuuut
Wish I could give you all the downvotes
Hatshepsut45
In a perfect world we wouldn't have insults related to sex. Someone's sex life is only your business if they make it, otherwise myob.
LURKERwhhhuuut
Seriously?? Doing what our brains and bodies were chemically wired to do is whorish? Monogamy was something thought up and forced upon us.
Hatshepsut45
Personally I find the idea that polyamory is universally 'natural' similar to the idea that monogamy is natural. People are complicated.
helagos
Whores get paid to have sex. I do it for the fun of it!
euridice811
Whether you are personally endorsing it or not, this post is an example of a double standard. Your personal views do not change that.
rj272906
I disagree... as long as you're not spreading diseases or making unwanted babies... do what makes your happy.. none of my business :0
helagos
You made a logical and valid point but got downvoted. Love these "non-judgmental" Imgurians. *rolls eyes*
rj272906
It's cool I gave that person an upvote on their next comment... Tis the season for giving! :P
helagos
UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!! Except Dan... fuck that guy!
Cian4rd
each yo yhrir own :)
rj272906
true dat.
LOTNorm
It's not criticizing casual sex; it's criticizing a particular type of person who has casual sex.
rj272906
Says that she has lots of guy friends and slept with them all as if it's a bad thing... I'm stating that it isn't necessarily...
LOTNorm
I agree, but I see that (and the others here about sex) as being about this particular type of person and not everyone who has casual sex.
ohsillyus
Too bad OP has fists of ham when it comes to this then.
euridice811
2/2 assumptions I made about her.
LOTNorm
First, thank you for replying. Second, see, I think that's where the difference of opinion is coming in. I look at this and see (1/2)
LOTNorm
(2/2) someone commenting on someone they do know things about, as opposed to someone they don't know. That's how I see these kinds of memes.
LOTNorm
Would love it if someone explained to me why they disagree.
LOTNorm
Or, you know, just downvoting is cool, too.
euridice811
One can't say it's okay for x person I know nothing about to have casual sex, but not y person I also know nothing about because of some 1/2
OhCaptionMyCaption
Precisely. I'm 33 and I'll fuck whoever I want, thankyouverymuch
SeriousBlack
MRW:
Lasmodoe
So... How you doin'?
tarataqa
my turn next. my turn next.
LURKERwhhhuuut
Lolhai
Monarchist
can I have the 1st-25th turn? :D
apolloin
It is a shitty way of building a quality relationship, generally. For both genders.
Hatshepsut45
Maybe for you, but everyone is different. Sexuality and romance are more like several overlapping spectrums than anything simple.
rj272906
You tried it?
apolloin
Life experience can be inferred from observation as well as experience.
rj272906
well I agree with you!!!!!!!!!
euridice811
Gee, it's almost like people could possibly have other goals than your definition of a "quality relationship."
EMPRUH
Sorry if that makes you an untrustworthy slut regardless of your gender.
euridice811
Why does that make someone an untrustworthy [slur]?
EMPRUH
I've found that sluts are as weak and untrustworthy friends/partners as alcoholics. Compulsive liars, thieves, and have fickle loyalty.
apolloin
Sorry if I hit a nerve there, old sport.
ourmrswashburne
How I hate it when someone responds to valid criticism with "looks like I touched a nerve, hurr hurr!" Btw, 30/married/monogamous.
Winterous
But the woman depicted here complains that she can't find a quality relationship.
euridice811
Fair point; I regret quite how snarky that sounded.
Winterous
We all make mistakes :)
sopunbelievable
Yes women having and enjoying sex is pathetic, haha, especially if they're as old as 30! /sarcasm
baneofthewalrus
i am not sure that the sex is the point here. i think the hypocrisy is. or that she doesn't realize that her actions have consequences.
sopunbelievable
It seems more like a dude is pissed at his ex and holding her to double standards, she might view the situation differently
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Hatshepsut45
I don't understand this attitude. Chastity is not a virtue, one's sex life has no bearing on what kind of person they are otherwise. (1/2)
Hatshepsut45
Live your own life and let others live theirs the way that best works for them. (2/2)
citoyenne
I like you!
sumowoman
I don't think it's the stuff she (the meme) does that makes her an idiot, but the fact that she doesn't seem to realize what she is doing.
EMPRUH
Can't trust a slut male or female.
sopunbelievable
How about we don't slut shame people? I actually think worse of people who throw that term around than the "slut" themselves
EMPRUH
You can think/say of me what you want, and I will do the same. Sluts are as weak morally as alcoholics.
sopunbelievable
Are you just some ignorant religious zealot? Because alcoholism is actually a psychological disorder....
EMPRUH
I'm an athiest, I face my problems sober because I am not weak scum.
goodguyC
Yes....shame the women who would actually sleep with you....that's a good way to avoid 'friendzone/forever alone'.
Aristocatastrophe
Easy there, any guy who cheats is a bad person as well. It's not about enjoying sex, it's the difference between an animal and a faithful-
Aristocatastrophe
- partner.
Hatshepsut45
I don't anyone has a problem with the meme about cheating. Meme 3 is the only one that anyone should have a problem with. All the other(1/2)
Hatshepsut45
memes fall under 'everyone's life is different, I shouldn't judge without the facts' or 'that wouldn't work for me, but if it works (2/2+)
Hatshepsut45
for you, that's great'.
CptTightPants
Slut shaming at it's finest. A 30 year old-guy who sleeps with tons of women would be celebrated and upheld as a "player".
chizknocka
*adjusts baseball cap
afrofrycook
Perhaps by immature frat boys. But I think most men would view a guy who sleeps with a lot of women in a negative light.
Zerubbabel
Not really. Life isn't a rap video. Not growing out of hookup culture is sad any way you slice it.
citoyenne
Not if it makes you happy and doesn't harm anyone. I'm an old married person but I know that's not for everyone, so why judge?
Zerubbabel
I don't mean it maliciously. There are plenty of things in life that make people happy in the here and now but are ultimately self defeating
sopunbelievable
I know right? We just laugh at Charlie Sheen and Hugh Hefner, but the second a lady does it everyone clutches their pearls
mitanni
TIL laughing at someone is a sign of respect.
TheMonsterWithinYou
As a woman...I don't think men or women should sleep around and have a multiple partners. It's nasty to me. That's just my opinion though.
flea350
As yet another woman, amen sista.
NotAgainPetunias
As a woman who disagrees with your opinion, I respect your right to have that opinion.
sopunbelievable
Because sex is nasty inherently? If you are safe and consenting adults exploring your feelings and sexuality what's wrong with that?
TheMonsterWithinYou
Nothing, but with the anount of STDs out there. Even the safest sex can become unsafe. Condoms breaking, Oral sex with out protection etc.
Evergrey
that's why you get tested, and carry paperwork. :p
TheMonsterWithinYou
You do realize that not everyone does this? And some STDs wont show up until months or even a couple years later? There are even people (1)
johanevj
You're entitled to your opinion. The polite thing is to keep it to yourself, in this case.
TheMonsterWithinYou
Freedom of speech. I don't have to keep it to myself. :) just like you don't have to keep yours to yourself.
texastreysongsmassacre
As a guy, I don't just date a girl because I can. I compare each girl to the prospect of girls I haven't met yet. If I believe this girl is
texastreysongsmassacre
awesome enough to give up the prospect of every other girl out there, then I'll date her. But alas, I haven't found her hence the singleness
TheMonsterWithinYou
Idk that sounds sort of a dumb reason to date. I think you should look for someone who is willing to compromise, love, respect (1)
TheMonsterWithinYou
And care about you. And vice versa. Opposed to looking for someone to top the last. No one is perfect. (2/2)
texastreysongsmassacre
Maybe my view might be skewed because I'm not a serial monogamist, but I never want to feel like I'm spending time in a relationship that
SamMan
Oh do one for those stupid aging frat boys that think they can party after 30 too. Pathetic binge drinking is funny for both sexes.
ibearbadnews
Yeah but they are fertile like forever.
element47
as a 40 year old scientist working on his next degree and thus partying with college pals hard on a regular base: fuck you. age is relative
Kornation
I am male, 30, bringe drink and approve this message.
thatpoliteCanadian
Oh man; this describes my ex perfectly! Except he's a 34 year old guy with a 2 year old son. :( i feel bad for the kid.
sweetpeasoup
You should watch World's End.
chucknasty
Ouch, that hit a little too close to home :(
TheRompingRaccoon
I know just wait 30 comes for us all I'm 28 though 2 years left before I'm an adult
vampirechicken
occasional binge drinking is good for the soul.
TheProofIsInDePudding
Hear hear
N0083rP00F
But bad for the liver - Hey, who needs a transplant?
jesuschristincarnateasada
I like you vampirechicken.
procrastinating
I dated one of those, it was awful
viincentvega
why do you have to associate stupid with being in a fraternity?
TheDuzzyFuckling
I hate it when people do this.
boojay
You sound like that last meme OP posted...
OhCaptionMyCaption
If you're ever looking for these bros, you can usually find them clustered around the punching bag machine at the bar.
ilikefoodmorethanpeople
fucking love that machine... oh wait...
danzafan37
You could use my ex roommate. When I lived with him, he was 35 and his goal for the summer was to find 5 girls who are DTF at any point...
thegr8rambino
no, no, no
PopPunkandSweetTea
I'm 19 and my body can't keep up with the binge drinking. I feel old as shit
pylorih
I believe that there is a solution to the aging problem. I don' think we are ready to make the decisions needed to live with this gift.
TheOldestManJenkins
Found a Feminist
TedDiezel
Always gotta be one, make a crack about a type of woman and guns go blazing on the guy counter part.
icanc4
You mean, alcoholics?
Hawky1865
As an in college frat guy I am going to be able to drink like this forever! Maybe. I hope so.
SpottieOttieDopaliscious
19 year old frat boy checking in, don't ruin my dreams/inevitable future
TheDuzzyFuckling
Thank you for negatively stereotyping fraternities for no reason, asshole.
districtattorneyofimgur
I'm actually on it as I write this.
AtlasDeZoso
http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111212031547/itsalwayssunny/images/f/fc/FlipCupWinner!.jpg
graythirteen
Good on you OP! Deliverin' like UPS.
Blunderhorse
So, he's going to try delivering to you whenever the fuck he wants and decide when he's going to try again with no regard to your schedule?
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graythirteen
mmm..*amazon?
chansuke
Around here UPS is delivering in golf carts...
wilybeaman
So I've legit seen that. It's fucking weird
MegaBl0x
As a stupid aging frat boy, I look forward to it :)
districtattorneyofimgur
Give me 5 mins
patermortis
It's been 4 mins!!!!!
noidontplaybasketball
Right there with ya, bud. I'll be 30 next month and I'm slowly coming to grips with it.
euridice811
Link or it didn't happen.
azureadept
You're my hero.
littlebabybears
use this http://yuq.me/users/21/034/3oSKcMTRvz.png
iamgroooot
Hahaha, that's perfect
ItsNikG
seriously! OP, neckbeard much?
Ulfhedna
Why?
ilurknolonger
I was so lucky I didn't succumb to the pressure to get hitched right away. At 33, I met my gorgious 23 y/o wife
MissRonaldo7
She's gonna leave you for a younger man...
ilurknolonger
Still married at 37. And not afraid to take the pepsi challenge againts any boys. But good luck to you though!
escalator
this
LeeFenix
so I wont get to party when I'm past 30? :(
mycoffeeartjourney
I have a child. When i get free time; i use it for napping. Party like you're sleep deprived and the doctor said no more red bull
SanAnStrangler
I actually just turned 25. I gave up hardcore partying a year or so ago... gets to the point where it's a waste of time and money..
danzafan37
You won't get to party like an idiot. Stay in control, remember what you did, don't puke, etc.
StefanDeWynter
but I do that already and I'm 20. Am I missing out? :(
danzafan37
Nope. You are just ahead of the curve
hellafordays
You're not the boss of me.
iliketokeepitsimplestupid
I plan on partying until the day I die. Just won't do any dumb show off crap.
cookiecakemonster
Depends... Do you party at friends houses? Then, yeah, it's cool. Until you wake their 3yo.
Mycologics
I am 27 and a dad... and that is just so true haha.
vibrantlightsaber
You will, it just hurts
WhatIDontKnow
as a 30.5 year old i can vouch for this.
LupusYonderboy
Aargh, don't remind me.
kcdx
it hurts so bad
jmeyers1983
For real. I can't put in back to back nights anymore. I need a full 24 hours to recover now. Damn I'm old.
ian9outof10
24 hours, pfft, I need 48 minimum now.