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2CentimeterPeter
He must have been udderly disgusting
thatcrippledguy
"I know... I'm going to shove bread up this dead bird's ass then feed it to my family..." - Larry on Thanksgiving
Dogoro
"Damn, that goat titty look sexy tho" -that guy probably
vereneth
They probably just saw a calf drinking the milk...
Noobpool
OMG! I said this same line when I was in college.
L3GACIES
really hungry people are really desperate people
Jhi85
It would sure be weird if he started on a bull
HelaSisterOfThor
"I've got nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?"
ThatNameWasTaken
They'd probably been breast feeding human babies already and seen calfs drinking it. Not that weird
wheresmymoneydenny
I mean, they obviously saw the calves drinking it first before they tried it...
pangyre
“Discover” milk.
andtwozigzags
beersbeatsbattlesaur
Icallshennanigans
I wonder if he started with a bull.
Codytheclam
That's funny, new comedy special with Che from SNL came out today and this is exactly one of his jokes.
toxcrusadr
Udderly amazing coincidence!
Erigann
Probably saw the calf doing it & figured it was worth trying, they probably did this to lots of animals.
AbsolutelyKhaotic
We bread them to br milked because milk was a common beauty product we realised we could drink it later on.
ghsdkgb
Coffee was discovered when a farmer saw his donkey eat some berries and get all hyper
kfigs
s/o to the first person who saw an egg come out of a chicken's butt and be like "yooo imma eat that for breakfast" - @yaboybillnye Twitter
Sm9yCg
You must have had a really fucked up childhood. Not being breast feed and such.
Sparky8832
Wtf now Larry is drinking it!
CommonLurker
Pretty sure people started drinking milk because they saw calves doing it.
Copperbrat
"Discovered milk"? What did babies eat before man discovered milk?
ConsumerOfStories
"Imma stick my hand in that bee home." "Larry, no." "Those striped buggers are hiding something good, I know it."
Pishposhbingbong
Larry! His life was tragically short but his wonderful discoveries will live forever.
KroniK907
Sorry to be a downer but people probably saw other animals like bears eating honey and figured they could probably eat it too.
TheFrenchestFry
KameronNoah
Wrong
PhiIIipJFry
lol this is comedy gold
Jelang
"If that bear can do it so can I" "Larry bears are strong and tough as fuck, you're just a man who's a fucking idiot"
IKnowWhatImAboutSon
It's not your fault you have an extra chromosome
DoYouHonestlyThinkYoureFuckingFunny
No, didn't you hear larry? Those striped buggers are hiding something good, He knows it.
verypaulsible
"These berries???? Have they killed anyone yet? ..... No ....Imma eat them."
derpstain
women have breasts and nipples and milk comes out of 'em. udders look like a giant tit with a bunch of nipples... not that weird...
OverlyComplicatedExplanations
Although I get your point, I've never looked under a cow and thought; that looks like a tit.
GoogleFucker
I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?
frankwhite77
They probably chopped up a cow and punctured the milk sack and... Yeah it's still weird
whenthebioisjustright
They also look like schlongs
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
Maybe dude wanted to milk a dick. Are you judging him?
Irreal
On modern cows
frankwhite77
No idea why I laughed at this but I did
AgentSmithPS4
GMO has gone too far... and not far enough.
nervousbitch
It's more the crossing of species
MicrowaveSafe
They were probably starving to death and decided "fuck it."
EngineerZero
Ikr. Milk is for baby cows to fatten up
derpstain
its still not that weird... you kill the cow and eat the meat so its the same thing.
flamingflamingo
troll is trolling
nervousbitch
We'll have to agree to disagree on this, man.
DrFunkenstein57
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
I don't kill women and eat them after sucking milk out of their tits though.
IFUCKEVERYTHING
Dude, you're not living to your fullest potential
WhiskeyandMiller
...yet
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
well of course. I'm unadulterated Tenderness for now. I'm yet to be the Tenderizer.