Well this just happened

May 13, 2020 2:24 PM

KleineAnguisette

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So this just happened in Hamburg Bergedorf/Germany.

HVV- Komm gut nach Hause.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Last stop! Everyone out. Mind the gap.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That deescalated quickly. Ich habe es aus meinem Büro heraus gehört ?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was nicht passt....

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SPEED 3: FUCK OUT THE WAY.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hello to Hamburg from Hamburg!

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Moin

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

LEROY JENKINS!!!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

this should be higher in the comments

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Should I be asking “how” or “why”?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This looks like a disaster set-piece

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Add some moss and ferns and you got yourself a post-apocalyptic stealth level

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

An Imgurian in the neighborhood. Hallo Nachbar/in :-)

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Moin moin :)

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Extra points for style!

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Man, that station got BUSted!

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

okay, you got a point

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't remember this scene from Civil War.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

To me this explains a lot from the fallout universe

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That'll buff right out.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Like a glove!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The new Call of Duty map looks sick

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nailed it.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bus had to be moving pretty fast to clear that gap.

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Seems to be one of the medium sized buses. https://www.ndr.de/nachrichten/hamburg/busunfall640_v-vierspaltig.jpg

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or that dude turned down the gravity.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That was my thought. Like that's a huge gap to clear with only a slight dip.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#MindTheGap

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That repair won't be cheap

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

it's like if some wildcat was behind the wheel..

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Take public transport they said, it'll be fun they said, safer than driving yourself they said.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*record scratch *

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

"Ihr fragt euch wahrscheinlich, wie ich in dieses Schlamassel geraten konnte...."

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

i dont know what that says but i know exactly what that says

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Indeed it does.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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Just a little oppsie daisy

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Steam has crashed, it may be a driver issue.

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

... take your perfect pun and get out.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Specifically the driver did not recognize this platform, and ran into an unexpected endpoint.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For those curious (as I was): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montparnasse_derailment happened in Paris in 1895.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is everyone ok??

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm not. I'm not OK at all. :/

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Two people were injured but no deaths I read.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

holy crap! I hope no one was on those escalators at the time

6 years ago | Likes 145 Dislikes 5

If there were people, then chances are they had a pretty bad day.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That sure escalated quickly.

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Thank, Covid

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Well, pretty much every mall on the planet is closed.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's a train station though. But probably same applies

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ah, gotcha. Thought it was a mall. Here in Canada, the passenger trains are still shut down though, so I suppose it still is the same.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

do you see any massive piles of human shit on them? then no there was no one on the escalators.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Luckily no one was on those escalators. But I just read the bus driver and one passerby are slightly injured.

6 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 0

Passagier oder Passant

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Passant. Ursache ist noch nicht bekannt.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Just checking

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Judging from the lack of blood I think we're good ?

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I'll take "Things my girlfriend has said" for 1000 alex.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Ayyy

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depends on a what time in her cycle.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks awesome. At this point, probably should just leave it there and turn it into an art piece.

6 years ago | Likes 553 Dislikes 0

Also nobody wants to go to Bergedorf anyway.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a BUSt

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How would one even get it down safely oh my

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Remove some of the ceiling panels and use a crane to hold up the front end while towing it out probably.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The Fall(2020), depicting a bus crashing down into a station representing the fall of society.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The battle over travel.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol Or maybe a bridge

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Yeah, hollow that bitch out and then you've got a walkway

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

On first glance that what I thought it was, then I noticed there glass

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like the barrier around the bottom, like it’s really needed so people dont try to go up.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds safe haha

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If they place it a bit higher, that might be an interesting art piece. Right now it's making a whole escalator useless though.

6 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

That thing is broken every time I need it anyway, not much difference.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator >

6 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 3

Of course the exception happens when maintenance needs to open the stairs

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah but these stairs are blocked. By a bus.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mh..... https://imgur.com/PKFHdS0

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Well then. How the hell did that happen?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It was made it China.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Probably explosive diarrhea

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convienence. - M. Hedberg

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Tell that to the one that failed, rolled back and really got some people

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

https://www.t-online.de/region/hamburg/news/id_87874366/hamburg-bergedorf-bus-kracht-durch-glaswand-in-bahnhof.html wunderschön geparkt

6 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

10/10. Less walking distance to the trainstation I guess

6 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Mind the step though.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Summary: "ist ein Gelenkbus in das Bahnhofsgebäude gekracht und an der Rolltreppe hängen geblieben. Es soll Verletzte geben."

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Oh, thanks.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

yeah, uh.. thanks. *goes to translate*

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

"...a joint bus was crashed in the Bahnhof building and remained on the escalator. It's supposed to hurt."

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"It's supposed to hurt" is a funny translation, i'm assuming "Casualties are expected"?

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

"There might be casualties" would be a better fit translationwise. But jep. Pretty spot in.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Though, In hindsight, a german man yelling up at the driver "GOOD! IT'S SUPPOSED TO HURT!" is hilarious.

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