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TheMagicalUpvoteFearie
activeracer28
I wish more women knew this.
kissmyassets
I thought reciprocated cuddles where just a thing. I enjoy pampering the ones I care for.
NomDeImguerre
Never been touched like that before. I'd probably hiss and go in defense mode.
phuzz00
My ex would try and put her arms around me when I wasn't looking, but I'd jump because it felt like she was tickling me. Not fun
powderedwigs
My fiancée is really good at this. I’ll never tell her how much I love it because I want her to do it on her own without obligation
AussieNotNamedBruce
A bit of positive affirmation wouldn't go astray, otherwise she may think you don't enjoy it.
Oh I make the little comments like “that feels really good” and such.
Yoosunofabich
We are literally puppy dogs 40% of the time.
somethingintangible
80% puppy here
D'awww
This reminds me of the sad cheetah being pet for the first time.
https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9125874688/hE22A67F0/ in case anyone wants to see what I mean.
DeltaByte
That... That is not a domain nam I expected to ever see again
DaisyTeddyBear
I never get cuddles. I can't talk about what's really up. I'm a female who people comment on as being hugely independent. Goes both ways
warriorjugler
The lap pillow is the greatest thing in the world. Once while watching TV I jokingly laid my head in my gf's lap, then promptly fell 1/2
2/2 asleep. Greatest nap ever. I felt bad about it, because I didn't want to take time away from her, but it was just too comfortable.
HEXADECIMAL
As guys we feel guilty just rcving affection. If a woman slept in your lap she'd think it was the norm and start doing it everyday.
FreemansRedHotRebar
As a male who comes from the generation of "feelings are GAY" and showing any emotion means you are weak, I crave this hard.
shoulkion
We're basically sad dogs. Just love us and feed us and we'll follow you around until you leave us in the forest...
metroidmayhem
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
:c
RDS08
Is that why I always hear "all mens are dogs"
Don't leave us in the forest, honestly when my ex left I would have rather her just poison me.
ImGoingToEatAllYourApples
No. No! Nooooooooo--wwwwwwww!
Omosaki
I tried to love and care for mine, but he left me saying my being caring reminded him of a ghost in his past. what is love even.
AntiSaneity
I mean this is real. I can't be in a relationship because of this.
Misteree8
Not every guy. There are a good amount who go door to door begging for love and food even though they have an owner.
Some men are dogs others are pigs, for a pig nothing is ever enough.
That is insulting to a pig. They are highly intelligent mammals.
It's True, for example, I know POS pigmen who have abandoned children everywhere they've lived, but women don't choose men based on logic.
Well, that last part is a over generalization. Plus i think that is a symptom not the problem which is parents not educating their c
Pseudomenos
Honestly, I know plenty of girls doing the same.
All people are capable of dishonest shit. I was just pointing out not all men are "sad dogs...." its is a nice sentiment.
ilsalta
So... cata?
redbikemaster
I'm a 26yo bearded truck driver. I would love this so much, but right now i have no real prospects for an SO due to things that happened.
The thought saddens me sometimes.
lljkrevol
I am a 35 year old boy and I want this SO bad. I’ve never had it (or anything close) before.
JurtleMan
Man, I just want a hug, it's been months
Retrobot2
First time I got hugged when I was 15 having a shit day and I cried it was the first time anyone had done anything like that.
SuBw00FeR
Wish I had this, never even been told I'm loved, family or otherwise. :(
bonco1500
I’ve been lonely for 10+ years.....
DualSupernova
True. I got my first flowers at 31 from my gf. and I don’t think I’ve ever been kissed in the forehead by a partner
WTF is happening right now...me neither...holy shit I'm realizing that women are cold AF...
It’s true. We are deprived of attention and love and we are accoustumed to it
THIS is why men are Violent and Dangerous, bc women are cats and men are dogs, maybe gay guys have it right...
Zeiserl
That's.. so weird. Sometimes when my fiancé just sits somewhere I come over and kiss him all over the face. You need better women.
that’s awesome! And my gf is starting to be more conscious of it lol she got upset about the post lol
DrMrPresidente
Ya know.. Just the memory of her runing her fingers thru my hair... Her lips gently kiss the tip of my nose.. It does make me cry, I'm glad.
I'm glad that I've felt that. I'm glad that in my short life, I've gotten a glimps of true love, and honestly, I know it will come again.
Sometimes I'll sit here, and just reminisce. About the times she ran her fingers thru my hair and kissed the tip of my nose, and I'll smile
I'll smile cause I know she wouldn't ever want to make me cry the way she does now...
RugAddict
Gayest shit ive ever read. No offense bro
Suchdankverymemes
Kys
justchil20
I also choose this mans wife.
Buttstaches
*DEAD wife! Shes very dead
Musicanine
Fuck this hits close to home, sorry man I feel you
Penpadence
Lets me think of that butters goth episode...
Rovolloth
ive known love but once, its better to have lost it than to never had. though it was long distance, ive never known love im person
MostAwkwardPenguinInNYC
What happened??
We were good friends, never made anything official, grew apart, her boyfriend killed her a couple years back..
Markodgt
I'm 6'4 and I fucking love the cuddles
vegemitelover
Cuddles are fucking amazing! The long and intimate ones.
ChristaE
Repost, but should be reposted every single day: Plze hug everyone who needs it! It is called "skinhunger" overhere.
BigMack
I’ve been married for 15 years. My wife barely touches me. I enjoy going to work because most of the women hug me when they see me.
hodaddelvecchio
Just a strategically placed ham sandwich would be okay too.
HashbrownsOfLove
Actually preferred.
EirikurDC
I’d take touch over sandwiches any day of the week.
Welshglish
Just ham no mustard? You fucking sicken me.
lungbudda
WHAT IS LOVE?
jetflight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqVLygNlGJM
Baby don't hurt me
YouL0stTheGame
Don’t hurt me
destineypagan5
Stop hurting me
peregrinus19
v
LaCroixJenkins
Baby don't hurt me... Don't hurt me... No more
Anthf
Love? What is that?
nowinsituation
Vladislav....baby, dont hurt me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVJLBmsXVB0&has_verified=1
RayKayPlay
You are the chosen one
Tyrael918
https://youtu.be/ZHOcXxW6XBA like this tone.
PaulNewmansGhost
legofham
One day those words will be able to be uttered without being followed by "baby don't hurt me". But today is not that day.
FriendlyNeighborhoodLoner
no there won't
sjleegketting
So they will be saying "baby dont hurt me" no more? (Someone had to... I'll show myself out)
No, stay, it's an awesome line and you should feel proud to say it
I kinda stole this from a repost. So no OC in that response. Therefore I walked myself out of the comment section as required by imglaw.
walteCheeseLifter
BABY DONT HURT ME
Pheehelm
darkyuffie88
Men don't get that sort of attention in alot of cases. Heck my other half expects massages but never thinks to give me one.
That's too bad. Maybe have a talk about your expectations of reciprocation?
Can’t come off as needy that’s not right. She didn’t fall in love with a needy dude =(the feeling that prevents this)
Imadethisforramen
Sometimes you brain is dumb and you need to talk about it anyways. If she loves you then she would love to make you feel better.
AlwaysandNever
I absolutely love love love touching my husband. Rubbing his back, putting his head on my chest or lap, stroking his hair. I can't help it.
It feels good to touch him. It feels good when he touches me. Bed time is my favorite because I can run my fingers all over him and cuddle.
My wife does his for me and I near as damn it start purring.
Thats pretty much what my husband does. I think it's just the natural male response. Lol
I've never dated a girl like you...
Awww...no one has ever done that stuff for you?
Sometimes it's really hard to come by someone who genuinely cares for your happiness. Sounds like you have a nice relationship. Cherish it
Oh, I definitely cherish it. He's my favorite person and I like to spoil him. He's my Babe. He deserves it.
Most girls are like this in the beggining of the relationship, then the emotional manipulation starts, always angry, new car, big house....
Ah! Thats not good. My husband and I have pretty much been together for 15 years. Im 27 now...so a very lkng time. Love is still there
I always try to treat my gf like a princess, I work hard, learn new things constantly, chocolate, flowers, holidays, but...well...
You need to find yourself a kind and caring woman. Someone who isnt afraid to treat her man like a king.
scuba7jb
Confirmed. I like being the "small spoon" too.
Am man... With wifey... Can confirm... Small spoon is a comfort... 10/10 would recommend
Lyeiir
Agreed! We take turns being small and big spoon
torlok
Nah I can't be the small spoon. Just feels weird to me.
tehboomer
I do it sometimes because the wife likes to be big spoon, but I’m with you. Feels weird. Then again, I’m not much a fan of being touched
At all. She’s really the only one who gets away with it.
nonCanadianGoose
I don’t think women fully understand how much men are starved for human contact.
This is heavy.
Blud4BludGod
Many of us haven't been touched or interacted with that way since we were young children. Some of us never have.
adeptblack
That's because everyone is programmed to think of us as brutes without emotions or feelings and to be feared
Including ourselves
TechnicalDrift
Everybody thinks guys just want to get their dicks wet. But the truth is we just want to be held. We want to be vulnerable for once.
as a woman: this makes me cry, why are we doing this to each other?
AnotherReplyToIgnore
Men often view anything that threatens their independence as a weakness. 'Real' men don't need what they can't take.
ravandil
I think it’s sad how people took what you said at face value, not what you meant
myhumblecontribution
Maybe it's from times of war. A lot of men came back traumatised. They couldn't be gentle fathers. So their sons never learned how to be one
Zyrixion
Because culture has helped make people suck, so everyone tosses up understandable walls around themselves and never learn how to get close.
Not to mention generations of men who were derided for showing any sort of vulnerable emotion, god knows the damage that did to everyone.
Aaronb1138
The polarization which started in the 80's. Police made the public the enemy. Women's lib transformed to modern man-hating feminism. The
best commentary about modern feminism in the US was a German stateswoman who said something along the lines of not understanding feminism in
the US with it's hatred for men, followed by I am a feminist and we love our men. Similarly, the word rape has become a conviction. And
let's not get started on roughly 4 decades of courts denying men rights with their children after the divorce epidemic of the 80's and 90's.
T1Diabeeta
Ill do this to my man for hours. I get maybe 30 seconds. I want love too..
Oh, maybe road or theatre head would be nice in exchanhe for a long massage.
You should say something...maybe buy him a book and massage oil? Tell him you'll swallow if he gives a 1 hour massage? Good trade.
I just want a few minutes of attention. Not a good trade to me.
My mother had bad migraines so I grew up giving her a 1 hour back and neck massage everyday, haven't found a girl like this tho...
chchcheribomb
This explains a lot
You’re a creepy little guy aren’t ya?
Oh are blow jobs creepy? Well, perhaps you're frigid.
More the fact that you commented twice on one persons post suggesting she give blowjobs. That plus some of your other comments...creepy
So you're not sex positive and you engage in slut shaming, are you also racist and homophobic?
SaludeSaudade
Suck HIS titties.
surroundedbytwits
Tiddies! - our president
onlysingalone
I love you
tenaciousOther
I mean, I can think of worse things to have done to me
SeaTurtleSailingThroughSpace
Eat HIS vagina
Frankiejoneston
Manginas need love too
Gayforbae
The buttvagina
SchoolOfHardKnockers
Pay for HIS abortion
PiippolanWaari
Carry HIM over the step.
thatlazylizard
Spank His Hair
PGTipsMonkeh
Talk To Ass
TheMagicalUpvoteFearie
activeracer28
I wish more women knew this.
kissmyassets
I thought reciprocated cuddles where just a thing. I enjoy pampering the ones I care for.
NomDeImguerre
Never been touched like that before. I'd probably hiss and go in defense mode.
phuzz00
My ex would try and put her arms around me when I wasn't looking, but I'd jump because it felt like she was tickling me. Not fun
powderedwigs
My fiancée is really good at this. I’ll never tell her how much I love it because I want her to do it on her own without obligation
AussieNotNamedBruce
A bit of positive affirmation wouldn't go astray, otherwise she may think you don't enjoy it.
powderedwigs
Oh I make the little comments like “that feels really good” and such.
Yoosunofabich
We are literally puppy dogs 40% of the time.
somethingintangible
80% puppy here
Yoosunofabich
D'awww
kissmyassets
This reminds me of the sad cheetah being pet for the first time.
kissmyassets
https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9125874688/hE22A67F0/ in case anyone wants to see what I mean.
DeltaByte
That... That is not a domain nam I expected to ever see again
DaisyTeddyBear
I never get cuddles. I can't talk about what's really up. I'm a female who people comment on as being hugely independent. Goes both ways
warriorjugler
The lap pillow is the greatest thing in the world. Once while watching TV I jokingly laid my head in my gf's lap, then promptly fell 1/2
warriorjugler
2/2 asleep. Greatest nap ever. I felt bad about it, because I didn't want to take time away from her, but it was just too comfortable.
HEXADECIMAL
As guys we feel guilty just rcving affection. If a woman slept in your lap she'd think it was the norm and start doing it everyday.
FreemansRedHotRebar
As a male who comes from the generation of "feelings are GAY" and showing any emotion means you are weak, I crave this hard.
shoulkion
We're basically sad dogs. Just love us and feed us and we'll follow you around until you leave us in the forest...
metroidmayhem
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
:c
RDS08
Is that why I always hear "all mens are dogs"
HEXADECIMAL
Don't leave us in the forest, honestly when my ex left I would have rather her just poison me.
ImGoingToEatAllYourApples
No. No! Nooooooooo--wwwwwwww!
Omosaki
I tried to love and care for mine, but he left me saying my being caring reminded him of a ghost in his past. what is love even.
AntiSaneity
I mean this is real. I can't be in a relationship because of this.
Misteree8
Not every guy. There are a good amount who go door to door begging for love and food even though they have an owner.
HEXADECIMAL
Some men are dogs others are pigs, for a pig nothing is ever enough.
Misteree8
That is insulting to a pig. They are highly intelligent mammals.
HEXADECIMAL
It's True, for example, I know POS pigmen who have abandoned children everywhere they've lived, but women don't choose men based on logic.
Misteree8
Well, that last part is a over generalization. Plus i think that is a symptom not the problem which is parents not educating their c
Pseudomenos
Honestly, I know plenty of girls doing the same.
Misteree8
All people are capable of dishonest shit. I was just pointing out not all men are "sad dogs...." its is a nice sentiment.
ilsalta
So... cata?
redbikemaster
I'm a 26yo bearded truck driver. I would love this so much, but right now i have no real prospects for an SO due to things that happened.
redbikemaster
The thought saddens me sometimes.
lljkrevol
I am a 35 year old boy and I want this SO bad. I’ve never had it (or anything close) before.
JurtleMan
Man, I just want a hug, it's been months
Retrobot2
First time I got hugged when I was 15 having a shit day and I cried it was the first time anyone had done anything like that.
SuBw00FeR
Wish I had this, never even been told I'm loved, family or otherwise. :(
bonco1500
I’ve been lonely for 10+ years.....
DualSupernova
True. I got my first flowers at 31 from my gf. and I don’t think I’ve ever been kissed in the forehead by a partner
HEXADECIMAL
WTF is happening right now...me neither...holy shit I'm realizing that women are cold AF...
DualSupernova
It’s true. We are deprived of attention and love and we are accoustumed to it
HEXADECIMAL
THIS is why men are Violent and Dangerous, bc women are cats and men are dogs, maybe gay guys have it right...
Zeiserl
That's.. so weird. Sometimes when my fiancé just sits somewhere I come over and kiss him all over the face. You need better women.
DualSupernova
that’s awesome! And my gf is starting to be more conscious of it lol she got upset about the post lol
DrMrPresidente
Ya know.. Just the memory of her runing her fingers thru my hair... Her lips gently kiss the tip of my nose.. It does make me cry, I'm glad.
DrMrPresidente
I'm glad that I've felt that. I'm glad that in my short life, I've gotten a glimps of true love, and honestly, I know it will come again.
DrMrPresidente
Sometimes I'll sit here, and just reminisce. About the times she ran her fingers thru my hair and kissed the tip of my nose, and I'll smile
DrMrPresidente
I'll smile cause I know she wouldn't ever want to make me cry the way she does now...
RugAddict
Gayest shit ive ever read. No offense bro
Suchdankverymemes
Kys
justchil20
I also choose this mans wife.
Buttstaches
*DEAD wife! Shes very dead
Musicanine
Fuck this hits close to home, sorry man I feel you
Penpadence
Lets me think of that butters goth episode...
Rovolloth
ive known love but once, its better to have lost it than to never had. though it was long distance, ive never known love im person
MostAwkwardPenguinInNYC
What happened??
DrMrPresidente
We were good friends, never made anything official, grew apart, her boyfriend killed her a couple years back..
Markodgt
I'm 6'4 and I fucking love the cuddles
vegemitelover
Cuddles are fucking amazing! The long and intimate ones.
ChristaE
Repost, but should be reposted every single day: Plze hug everyone who needs it! It is called "skinhunger" overhere.
BigMack
I’ve been married for 15 years. My wife barely touches me. I enjoy going to work because most of the women hug me when they see me.
hodaddelvecchio
Just a strategically placed ham sandwich would be okay too.
HashbrownsOfLove
Actually preferred.
EirikurDC
I’d take touch over sandwiches any day of the week.
Welshglish
Just ham no mustard? You fucking sicken me.
lungbudda
WHAT IS LOVE?
jetflight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqVLygNlGJM
DrMrPresidente
Baby don't hurt me
YouL0stTheGame
Don’t hurt me
destineypagan5
Stop hurting me
peregrinus19
LaCroixJenkins
Baby don't hurt me... Don't hurt me... No more
Anthf
Love? What is that?
nowinsituation
Vladislav....baby, dont hurt me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVJLBmsXVB0&has_verified=1
RayKayPlay
You are the chosen one
Tyrael918
https://youtu.be/ZHOcXxW6XBA like this tone.
PaulNewmansGhost
legofham
One day those words will be able to be uttered without being followed by "baby don't hurt me". But today is not that day.
FriendlyNeighborhoodLoner
no there won't
sjleegketting
So they will be saying "baby dont hurt me" no more? (Someone had to... I'll show myself out)
legofham
No, stay, it's an awesome line and you should feel proud to say it
sjleegketting
I kinda stole this from a repost. So no OC in that response. Therefore I walked myself out of the comment section as required by imglaw.
walteCheeseLifter
BABY DONT HURT ME
Pheehelm
darkyuffie88
Men don't get that sort of attention in alot of cases. Heck my other half expects massages but never thinks to give me one.
somethingintangible
That's too bad. Maybe have a talk about your expectations of reciprocation?
EirikurDC
Can’t come off as needy that’s not right. She didn’t fall in love with a needy dude =(the feeling that prevents this)
Imadethisforramen
Sometimes you brain is dumb and you need to talk about it anyways. If she loves you then she would love to make you feel better.
AlwaysandNever
I absolutely love love love touching my husband. Rubbing his back, putting his head on my chest or lap, stroking his hair. I can't help it.
AlwaysandNever
It feels good to touch him. It feels good when he touches me. Bed time is my favorite because I can run my fingers all over him and cuddle.
Welshglish
My wife does his for me and I near as damn it start purring.
AlwaysandNever
Thats pretty much what my husband does. I think it's just the natural male response. Lol
HEXADECIMAL
I've never dated a girl like you...
AlwaysandNever
Awww...no one has ever done that stuff for you?
somethingintangible
Sometimes it's really hard to come by someone who genuinely cares for your happiness. Sounds like you have a nice relationship. Cherish it
AlwaysandNever
Oh, I definitely cherish it. He's my favorite person and I like to spoil him. He's my Babe. He deserves it.
HEXADECIMAL
Most girls are like this in the beggining of the relationship, then the emotional manipulation starts, always angry, new car, big house....
AlwaysandNever
Ah! Thats not good. My husband and I have pretty much been together for 15 years. Im 27 now...so a very lkng time. Love is still there
HEXADECIMAL
I always try to treat my gf like a princess, I work hard, learn new things constantly, chocolate, flowers, holidays, but...well...
AlwaysandNever
You need to find yourself a kind and caring woman. Someone who isnt afraid to treat her man like a king.
scuba7jb
Confirmed. I like being the "small spoon" too.
LaCroixJenkins
Am man... With wifey... Can confirm... Small spoon is a comfort... 10/10 would recommend
Lyeiir
Agreed! We take turns being small and big spoon
torlok
Nah I can't be the small spoon. Just feels weird to me.
tehboomer
I do it sometimes because the wife likes to be big spoon, but I’m with you. Feels weird. Then again, I’m not much a fan of being touched
tehboomer
At all. She’s really the only one who gets away with it.
nonCanadianGoose
I don’t think women fully understand how much men are starved for human contact.
vegemitelover
This is heavy.
Blud4BludGod
Many of us haven't been touched or interacted with that way since we were young children. Some of us never have.
adeptblack
That's because everyone is programmed to think of us as brutes without emotions or feelings and to be feared
adeptblack
Including ourselves
TechnicalDrift
Everybody thinks guys just want to get their dicks wet. But the truth is we just want to be held. We want to be vulnerable for once.
ChristaE
as a woman: this makes me cry, why are we doing this to each other?
AnotherReplyToIgnore
Men often view anything that threatens their independence as a weakness. 'Real' men don't need what they can't take.
ravandil
I think it’s sad how people took what you said at face value, not what you meant
myhumblecontribution
Maybe it's from times of war. A lot of men came back traumatised. They couldn't be gentle fathers. So their sons never learned how to be one
Zyrixion
Because culture has helped make people suck, so everyone tosses up understandable walls around themselves and never learn how to get close.
Zyrixion
Not to mention generations of men who were derided for showing any sort of vulnerable emotion, god knows the damage that did to everyone.
Aaronb1138
The polarization which started in the 80's. Police made the public the enemy. Women's lib transformed to modern man-hating feminism. The
Aaronb1138
best commentary about modern feminism in the US was a German stateswoman who said something along the lines of not understanding feminism in
Aaronb1138
the US with it's hatred for men, followed by I am a feminist and we love our men. Similarly, the word rape has become a conviction. And
Aaronb1138
let's not get started on roughly 4 decades of courts denying men rights with their children after the divorce epidemic of the 80's and 90's.
T1Diabeeta
Ill do this to my man for hours. I get maybe 30 seconds. I want love too..
HEXADECIMAL
Oh, maybe road or theatre head would be nice in exchanhe for a long massage.
HEXADECIMAL
You should say something...maybe buy him a book and massage oil? Tell him you'll swallow if he gives a 1 hour massage? Good trade.
T1Diabeeta
I just want a few minutes of attention. Not a good trade to me.
HEXADECIMAL
My mother had bad migraines so I grew up giving her a 1 hour back and neck massage everyday, haven't found a girl like this tho...
chchcheribomb
This explains a lot
chchcheribomb
You’re a creepy little guy aren’t ya?
HEXADECIMAL
Oh are blow jobs creepy? Well, perhaps you're frigid.
chchcheribomb
More the fact that you commented twice on one persons post suggesting she give blowjobs. That plus some of your other comments...creepy
HEXADECIMAL
So you're not sex positive and you engage in slut shaming, are you also racist and homophobic?
SaludeSaudade
Suck HIS titties.
surroundedbytwits
Tiddies! - our president
onlysingalone
I love you
tenaciousOther
I mean, I can think of worse things to have done to me
SeaTurtleSailingThroughSpace
Eat HIS vagina
Frankiejoneston
Manginas need love too
Gayforbae
The buttvagina
SchoolOfHardKnockers
Pay for HIS abortion
PiippolanWaari
Carry HIM over the step.
thatlazylizard
Spank His Hair
PGTipsMonkeh
Talk To Ass