Yoda1PositivityStar
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Sep 1, 2021 12:59 AM
Yoda1PositivityStar
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stulfer
Both look like a stomach ache and a bad case of the shits haha
schlockchurch
Fuckin thicc. Look at that bacon strip. She's got a little more grease than I'm usually after.
Habitman
Thorketil
Wait, she thinks she's underfed and you think she's huge and fat?
NoGynocologist
Not gonna lie, I’d eat both of em.
RevengeIsIceCream
Same, but I’d prefer something in between…
elusiveenchilada
Thick and greasy. Nice.
THEmichaelscarn12
MissSassyBoBassy
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever seen :D
Gestalt7
eXothermicDoMiNus
But that's just something boyfriends are supposed to say ?
alaest0r
Plot twist, OP is a vegetarian
ilikeriker
YourMotherApproves
You should try the EXTRA BIG ASS TACOS, brought to you by Carl's Jr
PballQhead
Now with more MOLECULES!!!!!!!?!
wishcotz
both bad for my heart :(
Nlchacon
So she's an outie, nice.
LAMovieDesign
Is it weird I want the top one more?
Lastcentura
Fat, greasy and super unhealthy
ilhares
Hey now, I didn't come here to be attacked.
reallydontknow
containing a lot of fat
Canigetbannedagain
Mmmm
CoySwimmingKoi
Probably the same guy follows insta models and “cosplayers” posting thirst traps
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
She looks really bad for you
slinkhi
should have used roast beef
TheUsernameIWantIsNotAvailableAnymoar
Now make her feel that way. Build her confidence.
cakeycakes
This (for him too!) Can say this to your partner till you turn blue in the face, but if you never show it....
anxioushedgehog
And a big part of this is making sure to listen to them on their insecure days too. None of the ‘no you’re not you’re [handsome]’.
DoYouHaveSnacks
You ever play that game where you try to keep a balloon from touching the floor by kicking it? It's like that. You don't build, you maintain
TheUsernameIWantIsNotAvailableAnymoar
Maintain that she feels like like a soggy day old hamburger?
JustSayN0
That is the best compliment ever!
smokeyfantastico
Extra beefy
onecowboytoo
What do you call and anorexic with yeast infection?
onecowboytoo
A quarter pounder with cheese.
R4hb
Both look pretty good to me
Klaxun
This shoulda been an Arby's sandwich
imgonnasnap
So...she's not vegan.
ilhares
I'm a 2nd-stage vegan. I won't eat any of it unless it's been pre-processed, preferably by bovine, but fowl will suffice.
billstranger
K, but i crave both burgs.
pr0ze
Women just dont understand the want we have for them because theyre ours. I miss that...
Johnsky
Well, ok, but if you actually see something like cheese, bring her to a doctor.
Comet260
But what if they live in America?
Oogibah
You ruined it
PballQhead
We were all enjoying a cutesy romantic moment, we were all having a nice night...
bladderinfection
+1
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
Oh god your username is too..
onecowboytoo
What do you call an anorexic with yeast infection?
onecowboytoo
A quarter pounder with cheese.
rojelioenescabeche
Still single huh?
kruug
Kraft
onecowboytoo
Wow look at fancy pants here with the name brand yeast infection.
GiantMoron
Khandosii
LAB1A
sparkywires200212
IliveIdyeIliveagain
BonelessBones
MehEdits
Fucking why tho
WellEverybodysHeardAboutTheBird
ImOPsMom
likuidlightning
Eramik
To reapply lube to a used one