HAPPY BUNKER BITCH DAY!!! It was on this day in 2020 that cowardly Donald Trump became the first president of the USA to use an underground bunker to hide from American citizens.
Ok. I hate Trump with the fiery passion of a thousand suns. BUT… was it his idea to use the bunker? Or was it the Secret Service telling him to get his diapered ass down there? I’m all for humiliating him, but this may not have been his decision.
Brave Sir Tru-ump ran away. ("No!") Bravely ran away away. ("I didn't!") When danger reared it's ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled. ("I never!") Yes, brave Sir Tru-ump turned about And gallantly he chickened out. ("You're lying!") Swiftly taking to his feet, He beat a very brave retreat. Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Tru-ump!
horseman05
ThailandExpress
SecretAgentSuperBooger
The Coward of the Country
PithyCommentBelow
Ok. I hate Trump with the fiery passion of a thousand suns. BUT… was it his idea to use the bunker? Or was it the Secret Service telling him to get his diapered ass down there? I’m all for humiliating him, but this may not have been his decision.
kydn
TheGhostofElizabethShue
sindail
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cnU2ZHV3bHpwNGpwcGp5anNubHFnaW1yMWVsdzYwa3U4ZzFmbGd6ZCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/VwXL6NBBNj1r03nSTg/200w.webp Somebody should have locked his ass in there. And without a phone charger.
cuttysark
chicken shit taco
TripleDane
Brave Sir Tru-ump ran away.
("No!")
Bravely ran away away.
("I didn't!")
When danger reared it's ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
("I never!")
Yes, brave Sir Tru-ump turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
("You're lying!")
Swiftly taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Tru-ump!
scoutMoonDiver
Too bad he doesn’t have a ballroom
Clockworkdancerobot
GAY THE PRAY AWAY!
Goldensands
That is an incredibly glorious sentence
ninjafartball
He's in the closet now!!!
YpsilantiRomani
I don't know if you'll realize this but they tore up the bunker it was underneath the East wing
RandomStuffsandThings
Courts have allowed the bunker work to proceed, they just can't do the ballroom right now.
YpsilantiRomani
But there isn't 1 right now
smashpro1
I don't know if you'll realize this but the article is from 6 years ago.
YpsilantiRomani
I do, I'm just super curious what the plan is while there is no bunker.