If you woke up one day and found your toes like this, what would you do?

iDidNotShaveMyBallsForThis

Start an Onlyfans because you know some foot fetish weirdos would pay to see that.

5 years ago |

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ElbowDeepInAHorse

Scrape out the undersides and sell bottles of toe jam on eBay.

5 years ago |

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jakrabid

Invest in Crocs

5 years ago |

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1potsie

Go back to bed

5 years ago |

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afsimmCreator

Mannnn, that would be sooo much fun to paint...

5 years ago |

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JacksNaggingProcrastination

Get ready to morph the rest of the way into a centaur

5 years ago |

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MindOfMobius

Hm.

5 years ago |

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FBKatB3tadotcom1

Be grateful they didn't turn in to bread?

5 years ago |

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18yearoldBlackDynamite

when did these crocs come out

5 years ago |

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3rdoption

One toe over the line SWEET JESUS!

5 years ago |

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AllTheGoodOnesAreTaken68

Stub it on something.

5 years ago |

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AnotherRandomPerson

Immediately call the toe truck.

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Timheretoo

Damn you, you beautiful bastard. I love you.

5 years ago |

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pummel5

Have a game of toeball

5 years ago |

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sdudesa

Bite my toenails

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TheSneakKing

https://imgur.com/UKlDyJJ

5 years ago |

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schempp

Probably fall over balance would be fucked.

5 years ago |

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mReid69

Take less acid.

5 years ago |

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TheseAreNotTheVotesYouAreLookingFor

I don’t know what I would do, but knowing my luck I would be stubbing my toes all day.

5 years ago |

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3rdoption

I'd be happy I found them. I haven't seen mine in years.

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