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raggamuffin132
Karma is the best kind of consequence
ExileonDaytonStreet
Fake my own death. Wait: that I COULD do without consequence, or that I WISH I could do without consequence?
battlepants
Until a brother or father shows up at your door to kick your ass...
HomeworldCommand
Have a relationship with someone, get engaged. Leave the country and remove all photos of you and her together and change your name.
ThailandExpress
Supporting a mid-east dictator because you hate their neighbor.
FrippTricky
Yes, except for the potentially 10s of thousands you'd be out and how none of your friends or family would trust or talk to you ever again.
InDubiousBattle
Most people would find themselves with a line of family/friends waiting their turn to beat the crap out of them.
wantednokes
"no consequence" is the key here
BeeCups
I'd pet somebody elses cat without asking. And then spend 50 million dollars.
Imgurkoff69
Don't you go grabbing my pussy there, Drumpf.
thelittlestnarwhal
*ahem* the Wedding Singer
Nickismyname
Thisssss basically happened to me but left before the wedding even happened. Can confirm it’s very messed up.
softestpants
Shoot a guy in the head after threatening him, but claim you didn't actually pull the trigger, so get off scott free... #coltenboushie
Bonesy84
Daeyelle
Die every death in the most sexually intimate way possible
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
I think youre missing the "without consequences" part.
threepwood007
Having planned a wedding, yeah, there'd be loads of em here.
Koshunae
Flee the country. Go by a different name. Backpack across Nicaragua
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
needing to do that is a consequence
Koshunae
Nobody said you had to do it. You could sit on the couch butt naked eating cheesies watching the kardashians
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
except that when you do it, you do it to avoid the other consequences for yourself and those around you.
GodEmperorGummy
There is no action, good or bad, that has no consequences.
SpacemanSpiff1000
I looked at a tree once. Not much happened.
applerazmataz
Right. I don't think it's pedantic to say it really depends how you define "consequences". Everything you do will affect SOMETHING.
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
right, except doing this will have big, lasting consequences, for you specifically and those around you. so no matter what definition you>
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
>go with, this has consequences.
FrustratedBluffing
I think they mean legal repercussions specifically. AFAIK there's nothing illegal about this, assuming you still pay for it.
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
that being said there's no reason to believe OP is just talking about legal ramifications. Especially when that's not where the vast>
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
you can't go to jail, however you can be sued. so even then
Bsher
Set up a car bomb and start handing out food to starving children to attract them to the car, then set it off.
Robotalot
Oh shit my ex did this, but she actually showed up to the wedding, said yes, and then waited a year to stop showing up. Bamboozled again
upsidedownhead
9/11
GeeeButtersnaps
Not sure if you heard but they actually didn't survive the crash
upsidedownhead
Bush did it and he's walking around free
zyxzevn
Not if you use drones.
TezuNii
Death is its own reward
LamarTheHeadhumper
Gotta get me dem 72 virgins
blahblahghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9346wHJnswA
grendelgetskilledinthend
Riot, burn police cars and destroy American businesses while being cheered on by the media and the DNC.
copingcabana
become a lawyer
bilgetea
Use your financial institution to cause the near-collapse of the US economy. Laugh while others are driven into the ground.
GoodGraces
I thought murder, but ok.
PietroAretino
Carpet bombing and invading a neutral nation, allowing half a million to be killed, including 50,000 executions, to show you hate commies.
PietroAretino
I'm talking about Nixon bombing and invading Cambodia
ImgursLibertarian
But those are commies, not people.
apathyboy
Every possible action and non action will resonate through eternity in our horrible deterministic universe. So the answer is nothing.
ILikeToMakeBelieveICanSpeakForeignLanguages
And that is basically what it's like living with relationship OCD/paranoia..deep down, that's my biggest fear..
CakesArePrettyGood
Thats why i dont even try :) cant be denied if you never attempt
justthoughtyousholdknow
Here here
ILikeToMakeBelieveICanSpeakForeignLanguages
You have to find someone that you can talk to about your disorder...if you find a good man, he'll stick around and love your crazy self...
CakesArePrettyGood
Tried that, didnt help much, im just a crazy guy
ILikeToMakeBelieveICanSpeakForeignLanguages
1/2 I'm sorry...even though I found a great relationship it's still so hard..its a constant battle in my head..best advice I can give to you
ILikeToMakeBelieveICanSpeakForeignLanguages
2/2 get help..and every time you wanna question or check to make yourself feel better, don't..its hard at first but eventually it helps
TwoDogsFucking
Shitpost on Imgur with a second account
wartoaster
Shitpost on facebook with your main account
ImgursLibertarian
Whaaaaaaaaat? Who would do that?
Sphentox
Oh man, too far...
JohnSnot
Oh but there would be consequences. Most things have consequences. If you meant that without getting any shit, that might be wrong too
FilYouWithMe
Most fucked up? Stopping time and having my way with the people I passively romance for. But yeah, just gonna sit here instead and be quiet.
thedevil
This pretty much happened to me.
SillyNarrator
You didn't show up to your own wedding? You Savage
thedevil
Close, I was cheated on while ring shopping.
xesom
Lie that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction, invade, bunch of civilian casualties, destabilise the status quo, start civil war. Leave.
ThailandExpress
ragekritz
Create power vacuum watch something even more evil take its place
DonkeyFartSuperPunch
And we have a winner!
WouldRatherDrive
Ooooo a political attack! Unique!
middleagedman
But they tried to kill my dad - GW
MrCannibal
Frost72
IJustLikeToArgue
1/2 Or, lie that a new healthcare act will allow everyone to keep their doctors and insurance plans and that everyone will save thousands
IJustLikeToArgue
2/2 on premiums. Then force millions of young people who don't want health insurance to buy it. And then skyrocket the rates every year.
Imgurkoff69
But but but I can go see the doctor after I eat Tide Pods and not have to pay a lot for it!
Counterfit
Funny how my largest premium increase comes after the GOP fucked with it.
Tunisia
Then have everyone look back on you as a principled, mature statesman because the next guy your party throws up is a dumpster fire.
Imgurkoff69
Dumpster fire that's letting us keep more of our money and making our retirement funds make huge dividends. But he's literally Hitler for-
DonkeyFartSuperPunch
Remember, lower Taxes mean lower quality public services. The rich dont care as they dont use them as much. Guess who mainly suffers then.
Imgurkoff69
some reason because Facebook or CNN told me so.
SnugglesaurusRex
CNN has dutifully reported on what Trump says. You don't have to be biased to hate the man. All you have to do is pay attention to reality.
Tunisia
He's *comparable* to Hitler for his stance on the media, ethnic minorities, foreigners, white nationalism etc..
Imgurkoff69
So he's rounding up everyone into camps and gassing them? Oh no, I'm missing my train ride then.
Tunisia
Your inability to comprehend subtleties doesn't surprise me one bit.
SnugglesaurusRex
89% of the tax cuts went to the %1. And everyone else gets a tax hike after they expire. Enjoy your billions.
Imgurkoff69
Oh no, the evil %1ers and their corporations, being all corporationy and evil and doing corporation things.
SnugglesaurusRex
So you're just fine with the wealth distribution in this country. Plutocracy is the form of government you support. I disagree with you.
princeaizen
Don't forget to blame it on all the mooselambs and completely ignore the geopolitical clusterfuck you had a hand in.
TheBanned55
Islam is definitely a reason why terrorism is so prevelant. Muhammad started "The Never Ending Jihad". Meaning until the world is entirely1
TheBanned55
under Muslim control, there will be no peace. To disregard Islam as a major factor in the Middle East's problem with violence for over a2
TheBanned55
Thousand years is entirely dishonest. Christianity at least was somewhat "declawed" by The Enlightenment. 3/3
koops
*starts taking notes* "tell me more!"
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Cheomesh
"Leave"
middleagedman
Lumpybiscuitz
Yea that has consequences tho....children who watch their fathers die become terrorists
VioletMoonRising
yeah but they grew up without parents, so the stats are against them being competent. So not as scary.
MsDavidAttenborough
None of those attacks are ever gonna touch the actual decision makers though...
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
no consequences for *you* the person who told the lie though.
DonkeyFartSuperPunch
But those terrorists mainly kill other locals. Americans are relatively untouched
lawlschool88
So? Still fucked up and terrible
TheDarkNerd
With the added bonus of not having consequences! . . . that personally affect the person who lied and invaded in the first place.
bannannaclip
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/10/14/world/middleeast/us-casualties-of-iraq-chemical-weapons.html Or you could educate yourself
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
aaaaaand it gets political.
AgentSmithFan
Do you remember the part where we deposed an actual genocidal dictator? Or does Hussein get a free pass?
ZimGenzko
No but you destabilised a region and fucked is a country with hundreds of thousands of casualties. Killing one old man doesn’t make up to it
Nostradamuswaswrong
http://www.nytimes.com/2003/01/26/weekinreview/the-world-how-many-people-has-hussein-killed.html So what? There are lots of them around.
Nostradamuswaswrong
Not like it turned out any better for them https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casualties_of_the_Iraq_War
ThailandExpress
hell we supported Sadam before we killed him https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_support_for_Iraq_during_the_Iran%E2%80%93Iraq_war
ThailandExpress
https://nsarchive2.gwu.edu//NSAEBB/NSAEBB82/index.htm
PeterOlintoowesmeacoffee
*Spoiler Alert* Think they did that on TV show Frazier and the guy sued Daphne.
jemminger
Well you're old
everettscott
People of many different ages enjoy Frasier. Its called good tv.
Vergenbuurg
The whole Niles/Daphne relationship is one of my favorites of any sitcom ever... it was a slow burn, wasn't perfect, but they made it.
TheGrinchStoleYourShit
I figured it would be Fred that bails
OweMiGurd
Just don't do it in the US and you won't get sued
SoupCanMan
For sure. That is the beauty and downside to the U.S.'s legal system. You can literally sue anyone for anything. Doesn't mean you win.
SomeGiantIdiot
Hey baby I hear the blues a-callin...
Fragglerawker
Tossed salad and...
AUserNameImNotProudOf
Nothing to see here lol
kaitco1984
...scrambled eggs.
BenSnow97
What did he sue for and how did it end?
mesogiria
Breach of contract and emotional distress. He ended up dropping the suit when he realized he was acting out of anger and found someone else.
DrunkSideOfTheMoon
Giving someone a ring in a proposal is technically making a legal contract to marry them, so changing it is illegally breaking a contract
Isosyn
I'd say it is more like a Letter of Intent with a ring for security in case of breach of implied conditions.
littleindianboy94
Rip Martin crane
MatrimBloodyCauthon
He lived a good life, and I can look forward to having a beer w him in heaven now :) Perfect dad.
littleindianboy94
I dunno if I would say perfect Dad, remember he bought a winnebago...........
MatrimBloodyCauthon
His taste in chairs was excellent though.
littleindianboy94
I cannot and will not argue that
Pegussu
Frasier's amazing. You end up rooting for the man that leaves his wife of three days to be with a woman that leaves her fiance at the altar
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Exactly. I even almost felt bad for Daphne when Mel wouldn’t let them be in public until I woke up and realized who was really in the wrong.
CakesArePrettyGood
Hell no, the scene where Niles gives Mel what for is amazing and will always be one of my favourite scenes in tv
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
I mean, I get that Mel was not a great person but she really did love Niles and there was a scene where she talked about the Homeymoon
CakesArePrettyGood
Her keeping niles away from daphne was vindictive, i wont say i wouldnt do the same but i hated her for it
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
they were going to have and how planned out it was. And there was a watch with a loving inscription and he dumped her as soon as something