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Cat tax ??
ISpentTwoHoursTryingToThinkOfAName
Haha yes such relatable I do the sex regularly and to completion
PuppyWhisperer
I genuinely enjoyed this dump. I have so much material to annoy my man. Thank you!
ProfessorFarnsgirth
DillPixels
SkinnyFist
I'm stealing most of these to send to my bloke. Get me some D. Thanks. :)
EveryoneWhoDisagreesWithMeIsLiterallyHitler
I will tell your mom I did it for one date. That pussy gotta be like a vacuum seal.
NowYouAreMine
Woolytop
#17 that you elbowed the wall by mistake.
ParanoidCarrot
girl with double my sex drive, its nice to read fiction
ButterworthToast
This dump is most excellent haha +1
greminator
You had the chance to do pussy tax and you let it go. It’s fine. You’re fine. I’m fine.
slotheroll
hwatL4bloopy
#7 could be wrong, is she charging or is it free
ionlycamehereforthis
I dont have time for sex but I have a Job that fucks me daily.
NowYouAreMine
I don't even know which one to comment on, I fucking love all of them! Lmao
DoubleChocolateShock
GRA2itous
Upvote for the naked pussy at the end
AvraCadaver
I’m only reading this because I’m ~sexy~
Bloodsense
I'm 12 years old and what is this?
houtaku
Magyarharcos
#7 Today i learned im a prude.
Katlamos
Ey... On the note of BDSM, anyone know of some good resources for trying to get into kink and being smart and safe about it?
DoubleChocolateShock
Reddit has a few friendly subs about save practices in BDSM :)
Applepotamus
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DoubleChocolateShock
No. You lost the game ?
namAehT
At what point in a relationship is it appropriate to send these to someone?
Ibclyde
Never, but send them anyway.
MetalRearSolidVThePhantomPeen
Day 1
jurjclooners
I just sent my gf of 1 year the whole album
jmcampbell82
I've been married 15 years and I just sent her a few. I'll let you know how it goes.
TheAussieNerd
Immediately, assert dominance
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
LimpMufasaWasABetterFather
That username!
Flirtymemequeen
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DMv3c
edwardelricsnipples
iamayellowteapot
This was a sexcellent dump @OP
DoubleChocolateShock
Why thank you
DavidBrooker
Is #7 an accurate number or a joke? Asking for a friend.
ThePineKing
https://www.healthline.com/health/healthy-sex/average-number-of-sexual-partners Take this with a grain of salt.
BanishedBook
sleete
MetYourMomOnAshleyMadison
Psymon100
“Oh. Tammy.”
dontslamthefuckingdoor
I love that they’re married in real life.
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
Nick Offerman is married to Megan Mulley
dontslamthefuckingdoor
*Mullally. But yes, that’s what I was saying.
MollyTheWinterLady
EdgarAlanCrow
This post is fucking sexy
WeatherWiz
You’re fucking sexy
SoulStorm666
Both of you are sexy motherfuckers, now kisssthhhh
EdgarAlanCrow
Is it sad that I am genuinely flattered?
Keyring129
WeatherWiz
Nah, just take the compliment
HagglePuff
You're both fucking sexy.
OnlyInDreams
I wish my girl thought like this and felt this way.
GlobeHoppinBunnyBooper
That’s a shame she doesn’t. Time to get a more fun girl?
ciscoxing626
No you don't... .trust me
TheAussieNerd
I wish my girl... :(
ExecutorHideo
I wish I had a girl...
klausisweird
My girl thought like this when we first got together. Not so much anymore.
spoonageddon
Same
memesntrash
I’m one of those girls, i can’t get enough
OnlyInDreams
The man in your life is very lucky.
memesntrash
There isn’t one right now—I’ve got too much crazy and he couldn’t handle me so yesterday he said we had to be platonic
OnlyInDreams
CodyCardinal
I used to be like you. I went through girls like a mf before I found my freak. Keep looking she's out there ?
motherofabeardeddragon
They can be found, got mine, but if you're into the kinkier variety it's a tougher search (Get it? Tougher. Ha.)
CodyCardinal
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OCthief
As a woman, FUCK HER and all the societal messages that say that is even in the realm of okay.
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PieAndPunch
she's real insecure about it. But we compromise and work on it now. She jus thought that's what she had to do to keep me
OCthief
Okay. Sexual trauma is a hardship many people have to bear. It doesn’t give anyone the right to sucker a partner into a (especially) 1
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OCthief
Monogamous commitment under false pretenses. That is NOT okay. Sorry.
Simbaaaaaaa
I have same problem with my husband. He's too vanilla
GlobeHoppinBunnyBooper
That’s so sad! I bet you can train him...
TheUnsolicitedDuckPic
Has he simbad you? or have you simbad him? simbaaaaaaa
devasto
Man, I thought you were talking about the comedian at first
OnlyInDreams
I’ve been with her for 6yrs. She knows I’ve always been a little freaky. Been trying to get her into it forever. Even simple stuff. Nope.
AzraelEternity
Dude it took me like three years to get my girlfriend (now wife) to let me do her from behind. I'm never gonna get to any of this.
economyinthis
Is she worth it? If she is, then yeah, it’ll have to be OK
OnlyInDreams
It’s fine and she is. 2 kids help.
siopao439
Is she climaxing every time? It's real hard to be super on bored for sex when it's only "ok"
CatandUnicorn
2 kids help for what?
DontHateMePlease
That sounds like me, I also have a low sex drive (twice a weekish if thats considered low). As a guy it makes me really insecure.
creechville
Twice a weekish should be good for anyone who loves you and respects you. Everyone thinks guys want to fuck 24/7 but a lot dont. Its normal
jurjclooners
Well, don't want to ruin your point but twice a weekish sounds a lot like 1-2 per week and for some that just isn't enough. TGFM though
creechville
Yeah1-2 a week is what i was meaning.And if that isnt enough for someone they shouldnt be with the person. 1-2 a week is perfect w me& my SO
LeganCarl
Introduce it slowly! A necktie used as a blindfold or restraint, light choking, light spanking, a command here and there.
OnlyInDreams
I’ve been introducing it slowly for 6yrs. She’s a prude, I’ve accepted it. Doesn’t mean I love it.
siopao439
Try couples counseling and talking about it outside of the bedroom
cattywumpus
Vanilla sex can be fun too. Figure out what she likes, make it good.
OnlyInDreams
Agreed. And I know what she likes, and it’s fine.
VulvaMolars
Or don't try to push your kink on people. There's an idea.
LeganCarl
There's a difference between pushing and experimenting. If they try it, and he's respectful and stops if she asks, then it's fine.
OnlyInDreams
I’m not pushing anything. I’m not into weird shit. Would never make her uncomfortable. But thanks.
LightingSquirrel
That's a very one sided relationship. Talk with them, find a level you're both into. Do the same with any likes they have. Compromise.
KeyLimeAnxiety
If you’re in a relationship you try the persons kinks, that’s healthy
VulvaMolars
It is unhealthy and morally wrong to push your kinks onto others. People have their reasons. Leave them be.
KeyLimeAnxiety
Well it seems you’re the only one who feels this way out of this sample.
VulvaMolars
I've been in the BDSM world since I was 18, and I'm trained was a full time sub but am definitely dominate, I would never ever ask someone
VulvaMolars
To do the things I enjoy, repeatedly, for years. That's just fucking ridiculous.
LightingSquirrel
'Expellianus'. Love it.
KeyLimeAnxiety
I’ve been waiting for years, YEARS for someone to say that. Thanks :)