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ThisIsYWeCantHaveNiceThings
Wait for # 9 isnt it a sin to use gods real name. Cuz like didnt Lilith turn into a deamon by saying Yawai
AnykindofTacos
Lost it at , "ah yes, very baby."
InsanityReborn
Welp, those animal names are officially official, I'm calling it now. IT'S A SWIMY MCOHMYGODWTF
WackyWavingInflatableJessePinkman
+1 for carbanaro effect
Seph89
The vegan one is so sad I need some ice cream to calm myself
gunnusnunnus
#3 "drinking milk is rape "
Davadin
I'd think about her too. Is she against sex too or just masturbation?
TheBeardofBond
The "Swimmy McOhMyGodWTF" had me cracking up. The voice in my head kept getting louder as I read the name.
LaughingSeraphim
skunk and squirrel are not both rodents.
shawnemack
This would've been better if it was just the animals
ElPenedeMuerte
Favoriting for all the funny animals names. Good stuff
FrisianDude
the animal nicknames were retarded. Obama was funny
SoDoneWithYourShite
Whats wrong with haggis watermelon ? It really wouldn't taste all that bad
Keeperofthe7keys
I don't imagine haggis and watermelon being a great combination, but I was wondering the same thing.
sumwisemonk
Did that Lois CK masterdebate really happen???
fistermatic5000
Yep
NightRush
IIRC it's a scene from his show.
fuzzface73
Fart squirrel made me laugh out loud in the toilet
Keeperofthe7keys
Haggis actually tastes amazing.
NevynPA
Delta Oscar Tango.
monkeyhahabanana
Grumpy mcsnappy face is so true turtles are so rude
monkeyhahabanana
* mcsnapface
Mudbud70
I kinda wanna see Cathy's ferrets...
MasterOfFruit
Onion and banana juice? I want more avatar
aPokal
https://digital.darkhorse.com/browse/brand/175/
MasterOfFruit
I know about the books I just want more show. LoK was alright but more show would awesome
jchavezq
Thundergoose really made me chuckle. Here is your upvote, good man/madame.
GayPeacock
Sadeyes Von Gimmefood inspires me to rename my cat. It begs worse than the dogs
D1ng1z
*m'lady.
kahooki
mayonnaise
justlurkingaroundhere
Stab rabbit made me forcefully move air through my nose
NICEUSEOFWORDSSIR
I laughed and sent "deady mclongtime" to my friend. Meme friends are best friends.
ThatOneGuyPablo
Me too. I can proudly say that i'm my friends source of dankness
BoomBoomDynamite
Did you just assume
jchavezq
Just guessed
PerfectlySymmetricalViolence
And later I'm gonna masturbate, and I'm gonna think about you, and there's nothing you can do about it
trippintherift
I...I like diet Mountain Dew
sofianeb
Ikr, like for some reason everyone hates it but I don't mind it
EnergyFiend
Get out, ye spawn of Satan!
AffleckYoutheBombinPhantomsyo
There are dozens of us! DOZENS!
ByThePowerofCommonSense
It is definitely one of the best tasting diet drinks
luchie24
But as a chip flavour?
bttycrckr
ZekeAnima
Haha... No, you don't
trippintherift
I can see why you might think that. But I genuinely do...
thewiztardofoz
Perhaps you've been drinking regular Mountain Dew in Diet Mountain Dew can.
trippintherift
Alas, no.
Jabberwookiez
It's one of the better Diet Sodas imo. It got old for me.
NotCreativeButITry
Laughed @ Thundergoose. Lost my shit @ Swimmy McOhmygodwtf. Take your upvote... +1
MiynJyoan
THEFUCKINGKITEONE OH MY GOD!!!!!! Lost my shit, and gave an up.
beepboopimanimgur
Am Christian. Also lost it. Best one in the dump, and it's a quality dump.
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
Got me too
zytrcs
LITERALLY had tears rolling because I was laughing so hard...
WaGreatimes
Pepperoni dogfarts
Cheeavani
This. Also fart squirrel. Apparently I'm 12. I'm 31.
fistermatic5000
Couch
TyffiBoo
omg i can smell it.........
TarotCardJesus
Pepperoni Dogfart 2016!
LordVulpix
I don't know. The Haggis and Watermelon sounds pretty tasty. At least BOTH are food. One is sweet one is lamb. So it should work great!
JackMolotov
Because why choose the lesser evil
12UglyTacos
The crazy vegan was my senior class President...
Askerith
I'm sorry
12UglyTacos
Ya, I'm sorry too. She was crazy then and even moreso now.
luchie24
The ladies protesting in the milk isle are probably protesting the Bobby calfs born just so their mothers produce milk and they are killed
ObiWanShalomi
Thanks for providing info, I was already shaking my head (no punz) but now I'm gonna google for details about that.
luchie24
Let me know what you find. I wouldn't really believe it myself but there was a story about it on own news (NZ) so seems legit
Drewbagger
But calves aren't killed after being born, they're generally raised or sold. But thanks for spreading misinformation.
luchie24
Not in NZ
luchie24
I mean some might be but a lot aren't.
KingMe343
#8 is why I love Obama. Well that and I finally have health care. And my gay cousin can get married. And he shot Bin Laden in the face...
CactusMassage
If only he hadn't allowed for individual states to block parts of his healthcare changes. Dammit North Carolina, I need insurance.
Munkeyhed
I already miss him!
ThePerfectGif
Just to be clear, he didn't shoot Bin Laden. Also, while it was great in theory, Obamacare has jacked up our health system pretty bad.
TheRealCaveJohnson
It was never great even in theory, its literally designed to fail so that govt can rationalize taking over the sector. In truth, its working
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
I'll be disappointed if he doesn't pardon Snowden though... The rest are nice, but that would set a huge precedent.
IWantToMakeAThemeAccountLikePorridgeOrCeraOrTinyOctopus
He cant. He hasnt been covicted. Aaaand hes probebly dead.
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
Whoah, interesting point. He could offer him Immunity or something though, right? He has to be able to do something.
IWantToMakeAThemeAccountLikePorridgeOrCeraOrTinyOctopus
Probably*
Blackd0nuts
You know he didn't pull the trigger himself.. he's in my squad on XCOM though. Thank's Obama!
Veya
Don't tell him that, he can never tell if people are sarcastic or not.
Flyndaran
I'm a little uncomfortable with hired hitmen and assassinating leaders of state. It sets a bad precedent for our enemies.
Counterfit
Bin Laden wasn't a head of state, and SEALs aren't hitmen.
SpoonOfDoom
I have to know: what class? And what color is his armor?
Blackd0nuts
Actually he didn't make it, last night he died for our sins... He was a specialist with a black armor
SpoonOfDoom
Such a shame. It also reminds me, I should really play XCOM again.
Blackd0nuts
I just resumed my campaign that I'd left out for a few months. I'm so into it right now!