SlyPhinleyTheFirst
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Aug 1, 2020 6:24 PM
SlyPhinleyTheFirst
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seaniejim
I said NO mustard!
InnerButterfly666
She ready to defend scottland from the britz.
dawnjulio
MsMath23
I am sitting in an ER right now with my husband because we woke up to bats flying into us at 4am and we need a rabies shot
Sven1137
I was stocking shelves on night crew at HD. Dropped a 5Gal pail from about 10 feet up.... thankfully, it was 1998 and evidence doesn't exist
SzKnoWnzEvr72
You can tell she was wearing glasses at least...
Magicalunicornmayonnaise
Epic pull out game
trojaSpaceBandit
No one rides big bird's van for free
FweejTheOverseer
Edward Macaroni Person
erikleorga
Girls at the paint counter are surprisingly attractive at Home Depot.
joh775
Yellow! Why did it have to be Yellow?
cominginhot
Machine confused her with Tori Black
FreeRangeToast
ARE YA READY KIDS?!?!? WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS! VISCOUS AND YELLOW HIS SEMEN IT BE! SPONGE BOB SQU..
ImGonnaRickRollYou
That expression makes me think that shes used to having fluids flung onto her face.
flaskfullofcoffee
evilspocksgoatee
Bet she'll start wearing the safety glasses now...
RedArchon
Trying to keep a lid on things
TheCapedProcrastinator
Looks like a money shot from Big Bird.
HotCarlWinslow
BMRSNR6868
Who the hell would down vote that comment??? That is freaking funny!!!
Vatatheo
sordatos
Is your semen the color of your skin or hair?
Anglosvm
I'm a white dude, so in that aspect, sort of
Breezier
Yes
DTNemes
Yes
4vie
.... At least it wasn't white.... right?
DirtyImmaturePottymouthedSmartass
When your boyfriend lives in a pineapple under the sea....
candleinhisdick
Sponge bob cum pants
Lightingthedark
EYE CUM HEAR YOU!
HelicopterDickFlightschoolStudent
Throbbing and veiny and cums aimlessly
SecretImigurianLurkerAgent
SpongeBob cum pants
HelicopterDickFlightschoolStudent
On the naughty bits flopping he'll happily sploosh
HagglePuff
YOU DIDNT HAVE TO CUUUUUT ME OOOOFF
mostdefinitelynotaduck
I'm glad to see Mayor McCheese is still clapping cheeks.
zzpacksmasher
I have a new fetish... something about this "messy" look... its hoti
eDNS
Welcome to the winning team. DM me if you want to see weird shit.
dropbear128
Woodpecker2112
Why am i turned on by this. ?
NadiaGetOutOfTheMailRoom489
The fuck is going on in that lowe's
NadiaGetOutOfTheMailRoom489
I'm so dumb it literally says home depot on her sash thing
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
TupacAintDead
Looks like Faye Regan.
theRoyzen
Thought she looks like Sydney Cole
AllHailTechnoViking
Yes, but the one not looming like she is on Crack.
whenwillthisbeover
Thanks just looked that up now have to clear browser history.
EllisTomago
If you had been wearing your mask you wouldn't have gotten paint in your mouth.
Somedude7
akspartankiiier
This picture is like 5 years old bro.
EllisTomago
It says 2020 on it. I haven't memorized the internet.
akspartankiiier
I have, it’s old.
AllysiaAiua
To be fair, it's talking about present day
VibratingNipples
Dude, this is a very old picture
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
Did [insert commenting Imgurians username here] Stutter? When I used to make paint I was covered in PPE
VibratingNipples
When I used to work in plumbing, I was cover in shit
loosemoosejuice
When I used to work in food, I was cover in food
EllisTomago
We won't judge.
FlipTheCouch
Ok who had paint mixer bukkake in August? (Yes I know this pic is old)
PinPointSnarkuracy
No one, this is a repost
jojiluis
tbh you didn't HAVE to acknowledge but did so I'll upvote.
horseman05
knuckledeepinachicken
That costume is super expensive.
shadow351
noneforgretchenwieners
Oh my
sgnight13
swifter66
DownvoteIsTheNewUpvote
Yellowed
Streamur
“i ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti” -Hannibal Lecter
SingingMeAndCthulioDownByRlyehFhtagn
SingingMeAndCthulioDownByRlyehFhtagn
Uptoo11ven
Thank you. I miss the kids
heebyjeeby
Where is the Hot Chicks Toom?
heebyjeeby
Room
SingingMeAndCthulioDownByRlyehFhtagn
LOL! That’s UCB! From the first episode…http://www.cc.com/video-clips/apcd4d/upright-citizens-brigade-hot-chicks-room
jkstrhmstr
Why do we always assume Big Bird splooge is bright yellow like this?
eyedontreedwell
It’s for the best.
agonarch
Assume? I mean when he... wait. Yes. Assume.
HolyCowDoNotEat
I don’t think I could ever recover emotionally if I was with someone and they un-ironically said they were going to splooge.
jkstrhmstr
You and I are married to very different people.
wellthisjustgotinteresting
I'M FINNA SPLOOGE FAM
jkstrhmstr
And then at the exact moment you SCREAM it! Like SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE!
wellthisjustgotinteresting
YEET!