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SIartibartfast
This would be so cool if it had any pixels
MikeGrump
Slayer989
Warbeardog*
deadpoolssistersarah
I don't trust a dog with more hair than me
Cyberghost135
Sir, why are you trying to contain that bear?
AwkwardKeming
What?! Fizzgig is evolving!
inboxmeyourdoggos
Are you sure that's not a bear?
notBobMarley
why did you tag it "dog" and not bear, i can clearly see that that is a bear
TheMostAnnoyingTardigradInTheWorld
EDawgSlim
It's looks more like a puff of hair with somewhat distinguishable features
erbiumyttriumytterbium
Where? Is it behind the grizzly bear?
Atria
Puppy!!
jackrupley
You ain't trickin' me, that's a damn grizzly bear.
Generalfertileloins
Scary AF
thatgreygentleman
You're not fooling anyone. This is clearly the legendary floof, with his power of maximum-over-bork
Hulagirl01
I believe that must be a drug lord.
rpger9756
These are not "pets," they do work. These are extremely aggressive bear-hunting dogs. Do NOT get unless you live in the Siberian Bush.
PartyOverImOut
I'm 100% certain that's just two guys in a dog suit
shinyRK9
That's a fucking Arcanine.
SamElliottsmustache
It looks like a saint bernard got it on with Ludo from the Labyrinth
stopcorrectingmyfukinggrammar
These dogs are so fucking expensive
tomtomtomFR
Only imagine for feeding
pickleddinos
That's actually Entei.
HavocWraith
Gotta catch 'em all. Dog addition.
TheDarkNye
Now that would be an intimidating guard dog.
TresusIbor
To know someone thought about robbing you, just look for the trail of piss heading down the street.
UserSubHunterOfIndeterminateGender
The Russians use them for hunting bears. Be very afraid. They are very cuddly with their owners though!
TheGrassyKnoll17
Thought this thing was a bear at first...
LevDavidovichBronstein
Guard against bears. And it's the caucasian shepherd.
howyahowyahowyadoing
I don't trust a dog that takes bigger dumps than I do.
MajorPubes
Fuckn aye right
PeacefulWarfare
You wouldn't trust my corgi then
tacoparlor
I don't trust dogs that let their human film vertically
itsthatsweetsweettrash
Also can't trust something that you are unable determine where it's face is until you see teeth.
diddlydee
You wouldn't trust my dog then - 2 bag Roo I call her
mikeatike
*than you are
AllBoobIsBestBob
Hahahaha I take famously large dumps!
10tacles
So you are saying that we shouldn't trust you?
pjcraxford
Are you Neil from the inbetweeners?
Prokbunisthebestbun
DefinitelyNotASithLord
Oh thank god... the gif wasn't loading for a minute and I thought it was going to be mastif shit.
AnneFranksHideAndGoSeekClub
That's not a dog, that's a cloud with teeth
Zackbran10
Someone needs a hair cut
Nowuvedoneit
Red furry cloud of death.
LincolnSiixEcho
I can hardly see his face
OdeToBouncer
Hello Mouse!
NotWelcomehere
Mouse is awesome he cheats! Just like his daddy!
AntiEvil007
Man i wish netflix would make a dresden files show!
Killerk1ng
Their already is a tv-show... Bob wasnt a pervert in it.
AntiEvil007
Well that sounds terrible? it was terrible right?
Killerk1ng
Yea it was #2monthsold
DrHurg
You beat me to it you glorious bastard.! (+1 for a fellow Butcher fan)
Chivatha
yay someone else went there too!
cacuin
Can't wait to read the YA series focusing on Maggie and Mouse at a school for supernatural children!
SirGellahad
Hooray Dresden fans!
thecraziestofturtles
"Why'dd you get large breed dog food?"
Mengmoshu
Until Mouse's reaction to Harry coming back, that was one of the best Mouse moments. That and him calling Lea a bitch.
OrdforandeJohan
I always upvote Dresden Files
myweaknessisstrong
okay guys, so lets get together and spam Butcher to get him to write Peace talks faster. IT'S BEEN 4 YEARS!!!!
SubmissiveSona
Four years?!?! That's... depressing
thecraziestofturtles
Nah only 3! Skin Game came out in 2014 right? I'm happy to wait for quality though
myweaknessisstrong
I want it now, though! It feels like 4!!!!
thecraziestofturtles
I know :( I'm currently listening to Skin Game for the 6th time
myweaknessisstrong
I re-read the series just about every year. Gotta keep the nuance fresh.
DrKriegersClone
Dogosaurus
Burningthehinterlands
West Highlands Dogosaurus. You need his full breed
dex2775
"I like little dogs. They give Mouse something to snack on."
FinAeros
Mouse!@
snooterpatooter
The poorly trained Tibetan Mastiff*
b4k3dg00ds
They fight large breed animals and are extremely territorial, it takes a beast to train one and even then most of the time doesn't go well.
TheDoctorAzAJ
It's terrible
10tacles
The dog behavior was fully justifiable. The guy was filming in the vertical.
ZimGenzko
What if they just made him do it. For show.
MissAizea
Not all dogs train the way we're used to. Like a working Great Pyranees. Not all dogs are house pets
definitelynotanorca
Actually these are one of the few dogs that have a natural defensive temper not that they're hyper aggressive just that they pretty much
definitelynotanorca
Imprint on the owner and will die protecting it's owner
definitelynotanorca
Source:I'm definetly not an orca
TakamiStitches
I always tell people, EVERY dog has their triggers. Some breeds are dispositioned to have more than others.
cklepper
My buddy has a Carolina dog. Sweetest thing ever, until she sees a Doberman. She actually killed one last year that got outside and 1/2
cklepper
Was running at my friend. She absolutely hates Dobermans and none of us know why.
TakamiStitches
Now that's an odd one. First guesses are previous bad exp. with dobies, or the cropped ears and tail make it difficult to read body language
MaskedTitan
So your thinking of getting good this dog: Are you hunting wolves? No.. then don't.
Skulllssc
Got mine for bears. Got a problem with them in my neighborhood
Ostinisdehsechz
we must tell betsy de vos this..
worldsokayestspeler
Why? Not being sarcastic or anything ive just never even seen one of these dogs
YourSecretSantaSHHHH
They're so expensive, many people could not get them. Record cost for a Red Tibetan Mastiff is $1.5M. Non-red Pups in the US are $2000-7000.
DrunkenRhino
To be fair, anything under $5K for a pure-breed with a pedigree is pretty reasonable.
rpger9756
These are working dogs for rural fur traders. It's priced like buying a tractor, not a pet. These creatures are barely tame, let alone nice.
b4k3dg00ds
And they are so fucking dope though!! I saw a half breed Tibetan mastiff, malamute almost tear a coyote in two. They are some savage beasts.
USERNAMESMUSTBEFOURCHARACTERS1NLENGTH
Nig coyotes aren't even that big. Acting like that's a feat.
CorgiCircus
ScaryScarab
WTF
YourSecretSantaSHHHH
Right? Some saucy: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/michael-lazar/most-expensive-dog-in-the_b_9233556.html
ScaryScarab
Shit - taking the dog outside to piss is a risk in and of itself at that value.
YourSecretSantaSHHHH
That dog thinking it was a lap dog would be a risk. Damn things weigh just under 290 pounds. Doctor: "How did you crush your pelvis, sir?"
RandomAbscessMemories
Last I heard, for a while they were the hot ticket in China for the rich because they resemble lions.
KillerTofu615
I lived with a bengal cat breeder. Typical housecats were 3k. Breeder quality was average 10 but could go to 20+
cravenmoorhead
Thats bananas
ScaryScarab
I know there's a bunch of people who can afford these types of animals in the world, but I often wonder how many are actually sold.
TwoVhsCopiesOfGoodfellas
My friend breeds cats in Ireland, he's only 23 and makes €800 per male in neutered kitten. Sell like hotcakes. It's insane.
KillerTofu615
When I lived there for a year there were 7 total litters of 48 cats total. I own one. 9 died as kits. The rest sold.
couchcomedian
I want to own this bug guy so much! But I know I shouldn't. But damn, I want one!
KillerTofu615
They're all fur. Nothing to worry about.
rpger9756
Thick triple-coat fur that can keep out bear teeth...
b4k3dg00ds
You do realize they were bred to fight lions/tigers/bears/oh my? Like these animals could crush you with very very little effort
Twiggeh
ScaryScarab
Hope this is a joke.
KillerTofu615
... it was