Ravenclawlady
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Jun 8, 2016 4:59 AM
Ravenclawlady
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146
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LoveTheShiningWire
Compliment her appearance.
NotDaveGrohl
Whisper into ass, lick eyes.
xoXODaRealRunawayPhanOXox
Don't throw a coin into the well.
VincintheG
Compliment her mother
RooplePooples
Give her a small loan of a million dollars
EddieValiantBettylongtimenosee
Just say those 3 little words...I will pay
putski
Sort out her recyclables.
FlexiMexi
Rub toes with elbows
auxiliary
Grow old and die with her.
TheHorseShesElbowDeepIn
Shave her tongue.
Designimal
Shave her knuckles
BiIICosby
Buy her a milk crate
nefariousailurophile
This was on the front page, like, today
h4rr1s0n
Cut her steak into sizable pieces
KarakLohr
You animal!
h4rr1s0n
[NSFW]
andtherestofheavenwasblue
Aerate her lawn
lumpyspaceprincess222
You'd definitely get some if you paid my taxes!
DjMcCaslin
Send her inapporpiate pictures. Possibly of other people
keioto
Submit a repost, maybe she'll like it.
pentaWham
Rotate her 90 degrees
kaIashnikobe
CW or CCW?
kaIashnikobe
CW or CCW?
pentaWham
First one, then the next.
RandyTheDancer
Accurate.
iwasmadetobelievetherewouldbeflan
God I hope none of these people ever have a non-Tumblr sexual partner
mastamage
They never have any.....
eilletane
All these can be taken for sexual innuendos.