Jul 14, 2022 1:21 PM
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Kuultar
am i the only one who thought it was a sledgehammer until reading the comments?
DadOnTheInternet
He’s so dumb that he keeps trying. He probably thinks he lowered his wanted level or something
Lassannn
He's lucky they didn't decide to drag him in and beat him to death.
badatediting
Totally depends on fighting capabilities of whoever was inside. Perhaps just holding his legs while shouting "go get the axe. Free dinner!"
Zetor
Is this in Finland? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA
originalhuman
His cheek was almost gouged. Too bad it missed
jolem53
I would have given him back his rock to his face.
fariszakaria
I hope the broom is ok
betterthanexpected
Broom! Right in the kisser!
ISeeAlmostEverything
I enjoyed that very much :)
ElvisParsly
PoorSucker
NervAssEva
ITradeNewds
What was his goal here? He must have seen there was a person in there right? Potential rapist or thief who didn't see the people???
NunyaBizness
when brooms are outlawed only the outlaws will have brooms.
TheHengeProphet
I'm kind of horrified he keeps going even after he's being actively struck with something.
Hismomoness
The broom was funny, but they should have just snapped one of his stupid legs in half
DamnBrainWhyUNoCreative
He was soooo lucky to not get hit after the head fell off the stick :-D
Frenchgeek
He was soooo lucky the other guy did not use the broom the other way around.
thisiscatman
Don't you hate it when you run out of swords and have a use a broom instead?
Strangedays2026
Lu-Tze the Sweeper protects the timeline again.
senseicombs
They were using the wrong end of the broom.
FarQuad
If you aim the handle correctly, you would have a meat popsicle.
esparadrapo
Spitroasted bandit is my favorite.
Just have to apply a light brushing
mobbatbarnmedautomatvapen
Brush his nuts... Should get him to reconsider the whole enterprise....
1 ATK is fine if you are patient enough.
PrinceOfWhales
Sweep the leg!
321boom
bravo
DeDutchDudeDatDoes
That dude is really lucky the stick didn't catch him in the eye socket. Really lucky.
JackingMeHoff
Ditch the broom and get a baseball bat or axe handle. They're really good at breaking leg bones.
Shaodyn
What did you think was going to happen, stupid?
sambaah05
This was really lucky. Would have taken him 10 seconds to get in. If you were in the other room, or didn't have the broom handy, he'd be in.
Lewd4D
Doesn't even need the broom tbh. Just grab one of his legs and jump to the side with your whole body.
Grab the leg and do a gator roll
Ghlargh
Or at least use the pointy end of the broom and put some weight behind it.
Sideways would work, but putting the leg onto your shoulder and jumping up would break the leg and cause a bonus concussion
AntiProtonBoy
And if you put both of his legs on your shoulder, you can give him a good rogering.
Blunderwriter
Should've broken a leg or two first.
DrewK98
Just needed one more shot to the face after the broom broke.
YourIceCreamMan
I love it when The Prey turn the tables on a Predatory Animal- no humans were injured.
RobertTheBruise
Fun fact: WD40 and a lighter make a fairly good mini-flamethrower.
Broom was probably closer
LocalPumpkinHero
Stick win every time
anotherIngloriousHandle
what was his problem? i don’t get it
jeeps005
He just wamted to use the bathroom
LordElups
Off you fuck, rat
DrowningLessons
This made me lol
Thank god for Brooms
Howdidjadewdat
I would NOT want to be on the sharp business end of that broom handle once the brush fell off!
PrivateDuds
Brooms are good for rats.
Whitebeardthepirate
Yeet!
kyro
I need sound.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/x2e0r9IHKck A lot of girl screams haha.
nonagon3x3
would've taken a bat to his ankles once they were in the window.
PalaverQuader
obviously there is no bat; the weapon of necessity is a broom. hard to break legs with that flimsy handle. would have looked pretty stupidXD
relsky
Snap it off to a sharp point, sharp stick enema!
admweirdbeard
RodgerRodger
Give'm the ole dick twist
123angelsandairwaves123
Sledgehammer like in Misery by Stephen King
lemmonjello
the mail slot bat to arm vid is savage
always go for the joints.
ShaunB
Or install new ones.
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KirbyUOR
Link? For a friend
cakepunching
https://youtu.be/4Nk29r3piL0
TheMadOnion
Can't tell if that's a Tom and Jerry sound effect or real
ReverseTrapTsukasa
...or whip the stick at his balls once they were through.
PacManDreaming
Or a running start from across the room and joust his nuts with your makeshift broom-lance.
CriticalCritic
Splinters & wounds could be evidence of intent to harm. Bruises would be evidence of self defense.
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thisisslippertownbaby
Pointy stick beats brushy stick!
Selfawerewolf
That broom was racking up XP and leveled mid-fight.
ThickTomato
I cant unsee it. Excellent
StarscreamAndHutch
Should have stabbed him in the presented balls.
Evillairforrent
Balls? Impale him on his anus. If he's going to walk, he's going to do it bent over like the thieving ass he is
IamNotJustaMemer
stick very good
YesmynameisGreg
AWarningToOthers
Shotgun would have worked better.
thevortexmaster
How to say you're American without saying you're American
Bullshit, this worked great.
Makerofthingsmasherofstuff
Looked like the broom worked perfectly. It was effective and non-lethal. They have clear video and the person can be charged
KotimainenKayttajanimi
Effective that one time but doesn't prevent him from trying that again somewhere else. A shotgun would.
Broke the broom and now have to buy a new one. Cops will take a report and if no one knows the guy right off nothing will happen.
whatshappeninghere
You're right! Would have been way more adequate to blow his head up with a shotgun for the price of a broom. Jfc buddy go see a therapist
SuperSaiyanYamcha
SpoilsburyToastMan
Accurate. I'm guessing the people who downvoted you have never had to deal with this sort of scenario.
You fuken serious?
Lol. You think people on Imgur are serious? Hah!
Some are
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
And then you would have to live with having killed someone, when it absolutely was not necessary.
You can just as easily load it with bean bag rounds. Never said you had to use lethal ammo.
AreYouABadPerson
A beanbag round at that range is pretty fucking damaging too, moron. It's LESS lethal, not perfectly safe alternative.
Evenmorehorrifying
Boy, you've never actually been trained to fire less than lethals. It's painfully obvious.
bippityboppitybuttsex
Bean bags leave a man with a story to tell, and you are gonna get sued. 00 buck or slugs.
....riiiight.... because that's something people usually have around and ready... Yes.....
Just saying there are alternatives.
SomeDetroitGuy
No. You're just saying that you fantasize about killing people and then get uncomfortable when you get called out on it.
And I'm just saying why use a firearm at all, when it clearly was not necessary.
Also: At close range, even bean bags are lethal. At best that kind of ammo is considered "less lethal", not "non lethal".
There are variable types of rounds. There are those with less mass and low velocity for close quarters use and those for greater range.
Still not "non lethal".
Robtheshaman
A quick google search shows "low velocity" bean bag rounds firing at 230-300 ft/s. At point blank range that's basically lethal.
Kuultar
am i the only one who thought it was a sledgehammer until reading the comments?
DadOnTheInternet
He’s so dumb that he keeps trying. He probably thinks he lowered his wanted level or something
Lassannn
He's lucky they didn't decide to drag him in and beat him to death.
badatediting
Totally depends on fighting capabilities of whoever was inside. Perhaps just holding his legs while shouting "go get the axe. Free dinner!"
Zetor
Is this in Finland? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA
originalhuman
His cheek was almost gouged. Too bad it missed
jolem53
I would have given him back his rock to his face.
fariszakaria
I hope the broom is ok
betterthanexpected
Broom! Right in the kisser!
ISeeAlmostEverything
I enjoyed that very much :)
ElvisParsly
PoorSucker
NervAssEva
ITradeNewds
What was his goal here? He must have seen there was a person in there right? Potential rapist or thief who didn't see the people???
NunyaBizness
when brooms are outlawed only the outlaws will have brooms.
TheHengeProphet
I'm kind of horrified he keeps going even after he's being actively struck with something.
Hismomoness
The broom was funny, but they should have just snapped one of his stupid legs in half
DamnBrainWhyUNoCreative
He was soooo lucky to not get hit after the head fell off the stick :-D
Frenchgeek
He was soooo lucky the other guy did not use the broom the other way around.
thisiscatman
Don't you hate it when you run out of swords and have a use a broom instead?
Strangedays2026
Lu-Tze the Sweeper protects the timeline again.
senseicombs
They were using the wrong end of the broom.
FarQuad
If you aim the handle correctly, you would have a meat popsicle.
esparadrapo
Spitroasted bandit is my favorite.
OctaviaMinor
Just have to apply a light brushing
mobbatbarnmedautomatvapen
Brush his nuts... Should get him to reconsider the whole enterprise....
esparadrapo
1 ATK is fine if you are patient enough.
PrinceOfWhales
Sweep the leg!
321boom
bravo
DeDutchDudeDatDoes
That dude is really lucky the stick didn't catch him in the eye socket. Really lucky.
JackingMeHoff
Ditch the broom and get a baseball bat or axe handle. They're really good at breaking leg bones.
Shaodyn
What did you think was going to happen, stupid?
sambaah05
This was really lucky. Would have taken him 10 seconds to get in. If you were in the other room, or didn't have the broom handy, he'd be in.
Lewd4D
Doesn't even need the broom tbh. Just grab one of his legs and jump to the side with your whole body.
badatediting
Grab the leg and do a gator roll
Ghlargh
Or at least use the pointy end of the broom and put some weight behind it.
Hismomoness
Sideways would work, but putting the leg onto your shoulder and jumping up would break the leg and cause a bonus concussion
AntiProtonBoy
And if you put both of his legs on your shoulder, you can give him a good rogering.
Blunderwriter
Should've broken a leg or two first.
DrewK98
Just needed one more shot to the face after the broom broke.
YourIceCreamMan
I love it when The Prey turn the tables on a Predatory Animal- no humans were injured.
RobertTheBruise
Fun fact: WD40 and a lighter make a fairly good mini-flamethrower.
badatediting
Broom was probably closer
LocalPumpkinHero
Stick win every time
anotherIngloriousHandle
what was his problem? i don’t get it
jeeps005
He just wamted to use the bathroom
LordElups
Off you fuck, rat
DrowningLessons
This made me lol
OctaviaMinor
Thank god for Brooms
Howdidjadewdat
I would NOT want to be on the sharp business end of that broom handle once the brush fell off!
PrivateDuds
Brooms are good for rats.
Whitebeardthepirate
Yeet!
kyro
I need sound.
PrivateDuds
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/x2e0r9IHKck A lot of girl screams haha.
nonagon3x3
would've taken a bat to his ankles once they were in the window.
PalaverQuader
obviously there is no bat; the weapon of necessity is a broom. hard to break legs with that flimsy handle. would have looked pretty stupidXD
relsky
Snap it off to a sharp point, sharp stick enema!
admweirdbeard
RodgerRodger
Give'm the ole dick twist
123angelsandairwaves123
Sledgehammer like in Misery by Stephen King
lemmonjello
the mail slot bat to arm vid is savage
nonagon3x3
always go for the joints.
ShaunB
Or install new ones.
PrivateDuds
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KirbyUOR
Link? For a friend
cakepunching
https://youtu.be/4Nk29r3piL0
TheMadOnion
Can't tell if that's a Tom and Jerry sound effect or real
ReverseTrapTsukasa
...or whip the stick at his balls once they were through.
PacManDreaming
Or a running start from across the room and joust his nuts with your makeshift broom-lance.
CriticalCritic
ReverseTrapTsukasa
Splinters & wounds could be evidence of intent to harm. Bruises would be evidence of self defense.
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thisisslippertownbaby
Pointy stick beats brushy stick!
Selfawerewolf
That broom was racking up XP and leveled mid-fight.
ThickTomato
I cant unsee it. Excellent
StarscreamAndHutch
Should have stabbed him in the presented balls.
Evillairforrent
Balls? Impale him on his anus. If he's going to walk, he's going to do it bent over like the thieving ass he is
IamNotJustaMemer
stick very good
YesmynameisGreg
AWarningToOthers
Shotgun would have worked better.
thevortexmaster
How to say you're American without saying you're American
ISeeAlmostEverything
Bullshit, this worked great.
Makerofthingsmasherofstuff
Looked like the broom worked perfectly. It was effective and non-lethal. They have clear video and the person can be charged
KotimainenKayttajanimi
Effective that one time but doesn't prevent him from trying that again somewhere else. A shotgun would.
AWarningToOthers
Broke the broom and now have to buy a new one. Cops will take a report and if no one knows the guy right off nothing will happen.
whatshappeninghere
You're right! Would have been way more adequate to blow his head up with a shotgun for the price of a broom. Jfc buddy go see a therapist
SuperSaiyanYamcha
SpoilsburyToastMan
Accurate. I'm guessing the people who downvoted you have never had to deal with this sort of scenario.
AntiProtonBoy
You fuken serious?
badatediting
Lol. You think people on Imgur are serious? Hah!
AntiProtonBoy
Some are
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
And then you would have to live with having killed someone, when it absolutely was not necessary.
AWarningToOthers
You can just as easily load it with bean bag rounds. Never said you had to use lethal ammo.
AreYouABadPerson
A beanbag round at that range is pretty fucking damaging too, moron. It's LESS lethal, not perfectly safe alternative.
Evenmorehorrifying
Boy, you've never actually been trained to fire less than lethals. It's painfully obvious.
bippityboppitybuttsex
Bean bags leave a man with a story to tell, and you are gonna get sued. 00 buck or slugs.
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
....riiiight.... because that's something people usually have around and ready... Yes.....
AWarningToOthers
Just saying there are alternatives.
SomeDetroitGuy
No. You're just saying that you fantasize about killing people and then get uncomfortable when you get called out on it.
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
And I'm just saying why use a firearm at all, when it clearly was not necessary.
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Also: At close range, even bean bags are lethal. At best that kind of ammo is considered "less lethal", not "non lethal".
AWarningToOthers
There are variable types of rounds. There are those with less mass and low velocity for close quarters use and those for greater range.
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Still not "non lethal".
Robtheshaman
A quick google search shows "low velocity" bean bag rounds firing at 230-300 ft/s. At point blank range that's basically lethal.