Genius plan

Jul 14, 2022 1:21 PM

OctaviaMinor

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am i the only one who thought it was a sledgehammer until reading the comments?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He’s so dumb that he keeps trying. He probably thinks he lowered his wanted level or something

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's lucky they didn't decide to drag him in and beat him to death.

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Totally depends on fighting capabilities of whoever was inside. Perhaps just holding his legs while shouting "go get the axe. Free dinner!"

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this in Finland? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

His cheek was almost gouged. Too bad it missed

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I would have given him back his rock to his face.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope the broom is ok

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Broom! Right in the kisser!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I enjoyed that very much :)

4 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What was his goal here? He must have seen there was a person in there right? Potential rapist or thief who didn't see the people???

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

when brooms are outlawed only the outlaws will have brooms.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm kind of horrified he keeps going even after he's being actively struck with something.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The broom was funny, but they should have just snapped one of his stupid legs in half

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He was soooo lucky to not get hit after the head fell off the stick :-D

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

He was soooo lucky the other guy did not use the broom the other way around.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Don't you hate it when you run out of swords and have a use a broom instead?

4 years ago | Likes 193 Dislikes 1

Lu-Tze the Sweeper protects the timeline again.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They were using the wrong end of the broom.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you aim the handle correctly, you would have a meat popsicle.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Spitroasted bandit is my favorite.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just have to apply a light brushing

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Brush his nuts... Should get him to reconsider the whole enterprise....

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1 ATK is fine if you are patient enough.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sweep the leg!

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

bravo

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That dude is really lucky the stick didn't catch him in the eye socket. Really lucky.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ditch the broom and get a baseball bat or axe handle. They're really good at breaking leg bones.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What did you think was going to happen, stupid?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This was really lucky. Would have taken him 10 seconds to get in. If you were in the other room, or didn't have the broom handy, he'd be in.

4 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Doesn't even need the broom tbh. Just grab one of his legs and jump to the side with your whole body.

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Grab the leg and do a gator roll

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or at least use the pointy end of the broom and put some weight behind it.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sideways would work, but putting the leg onto your shoulder and jumping up would break the leg and cause a bonus concussion

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

And if you put both of his legs on your shoulder, you can give him a good rogering.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Should've broken a leg or two first.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just needed one more shot to the face after the broom broke.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love it when The Prey turn the tables on a Predatory Animal- no humans were injured.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Fun fact: WD40 and a lighter make a fairly good mini-flamethrower.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Broom was probably closer

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stick win every time

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

what was his problem? i don’t get it

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He just wamted to use the bathroom

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Off you fuck, rat

4 years ago | Likes 324 Dislikes 3

This made me lol

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank god for Brooms

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I would NOT want to be on the sharp business end of that broom handle once the brush fell off!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Brooms are good for rats.

4 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Yeet!

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I need sound.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/x2e0r9IHKck A lot of girl screams haha.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

would've taken a bat to his ankles once they were in the window.

4 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 1

obviously there is no bat; the weapon of necessity is a broom. hard to break legs with that flimsy handle. would have looked pretty stupidXD

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 6

Snap it off to a sharp point, sharp stick enema!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Give'm the ole dick twist

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sledgehammer like in Misery by Stephen King

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the mail slot bat to arm vid is savage

4 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

always go for the joints.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Or install new ones.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Link? For a friend

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/4Nk29r3piL0

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Can't tell if that's a Tom and Jerry sound effect or real

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...or whip the stick at his balls once they were through.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Or a running start from across the room and joust his nuts with your makeshift broom-lance.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Splinters & wounds could be evidence of intent to harm. Bruises would be evidence of self defense.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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4 years ago (deleted Jul 14, 2022 8:59 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Pointy stick beats brushy stick!

4 years ago | Likes 154 Dislikes 1

That broom was racking up XP and leveled mid-fight.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I cant unsee it. Excellent

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Should have stabbed him in the presented balls.

4 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Balls? Impale him on his anus. If he's going to walk, he's going to do it bent over like the thieving ass he is

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

stick very good

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shotgun would have worked better.

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 33

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4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Bullshit, this worked great.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Looked like the broom worked perfectly. It was effective and non-lethal. They have clear video and the person can be charged

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

Effective that one time but doesn't prevent him from trying that again somewhere else. A shotgun would.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Broke the broom and now have to buy a new one. Cops will take a report and if no one knows the guy right off nothing will happen.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 17

You're right! Would have been way more adequate to blow his head up with a shotgun for the price of a broom. Jfc buddy go see a therapist

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 5

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 7

Accurate. I'm guessing the people who downvoted you have never had to deal with this sort of scenario.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 9

You fuken serious?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Lol. You think people on Imgur are serious? Hah!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some are

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

And then you would have to live with having killed someone, when it absolutely was not necessary.

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 7

You can just as easily load it with bean bag rounds. Never said you had to use lethal ammo.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 22

A beanbag round at that range is pretty fucking damaging too, moron. It's LESS lethal, not perfectly safe alternative.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Boy, you've never actually been trained to fire less than lethals. It's painfully obvious.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

Bean bags leave a man with a story to tell, and you are gonna get sued. 00 buck or slugs.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

....riiiight.... because that's something people usually have around and ready... Yes.....

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Just saying there are alternatives.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 11

No. You're just saying that you fantasize about killing people and then get uncomfortable when you get called out on it.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

And I'm just saying why use a firearm at all, when it clearly was not necessary.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Also: At close range, even bean bags are lethal. At best that kind of ammo is considered "less lethal", not "non lethal".

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

There are variable types of rounds. There are those with less mass and low velocity for close quarters use and those for greater range.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 13

Still not "non lethal".

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

A quick google search shows "low velocity" bean bag rounds firing at 230-300 ft/s. At point blank range that's basically lethal.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1