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Hello, Imgur! We're Dave, Kris and Rob, and we created Cyanide & Happiness.
You know, that stick figure cartoon you see on Most Viral from time to time?
Thanks for all the support you've shown for Cyanide & Happiness over the years! We're somehow still around, writing whatever the hell we want, and it's all thanks to you.
C&H began in 2004, when Kris was but a wee fifteen-year-old sick weirdo. A chance encounter with strep throat left him homebound for a few days and resulted in the creation of his stick figure comic. Thanks to "the magic of the internet", Kris found a few like-minded artists and Cyanide & Happiness was born.
In 2013, we Kickstarted an animated series!
We’ve always had a passion for animation and secretly dreamed of turning C&H into one of them fancy moving cartoons, and in 2013 we decided to take a chance by kickstarting The Cyanide & Happiness Show. We asked for $250,000 to launch Season One and, lo and behold, our readers wanted even more insanity and raised over $770,000. The Cyanide & Happiness Show became a reality, and as a show of gratitude for achieving more than twice what we requested, we committed to releasing animated shorts EVERY WEEK. And you know what, we haven’t missed a week since our animated journey began.
It’s Time For Season Too!
Season Too of Cyanide & Happiness is coming to Seeso on January 7!
(Season One is on Seeso too, still completely free, while our digital shorts are still on our YouTube channel.)
What in the hell is Seeso?
What is Seeso? It's a comedy firehose aimed directly at your tender, laugh-hungry belly. Seeso is a new, on-demand streaming service bringing you quotable classics, next-day NBC late night, awesome stand-up specials, bingeable library series, and way more. You also get hilarious, never-before-seen original content like OUR show, as well as new shows from some of our heroes like Amy Poehler, Dan Harmon, and Scott Auckerman.
What you don’t get is ads and censorship. (Seriously, we guarantee there will be no censorship of any kind.)
Try it now for free! No credit card needed, we promise. For all-access, it’s only $3.99 / month. That’s cheaper than starting your own illegal puppy mill!
Won’t you be our neighbor and sign up for Seeso?
And now, Cyanide & Happiness opens the floor to Imgur
We could drop a cat tax here, but instead we’d like to present Imgur with a little something special. Rob DenBleyker will draw a comic combining the top two comments, as determined by points! We tried this on Facebook, and it made for a very interesting experience. Bring it on, Imgur! Also, watch our show on Seeso, premiering January 7, pretty please.
EDIT: Thanks for all the suggestions! Rob's comic is live on our website and on Imgur. Enjoy...
andonRT
Cyanide and Yes Please.
perlcat
"...and that's how I was arrested for dual-wielding dildos in a swordfight."
CaptainMarkoRamius
Wow. Barely anyone is reading far enough to take this awesome opportunity. Dickbutt.
masonberserker
Titty sprinkles
Fluppdupp
Ive loved C&H for years... YEARS, if you wanted me to stab someone in the eye while wearing a purple shirt I would do it, cant wait!
HerpaDerpasaurusRex
Cyanide and Hapiness in a promoted add?
kidred2001
They even mentioned Dan Harmon...clever fuck +1
Ultrafire3
You are a benevolent god.
SpecialAgentAssbutt
Sarah and weird al in a sword fight.
TAIfromdigimon
with penii?
mushroombirdornaments
PURPLE SHIRTED EYE STABBER!!!
beeeeeeeeees
My burial plans include a bath tub full of hot cheese.
Mayhaveshatmyself
Fucked a bear once
KeggOBeer
Darth Vader and Luke fighting with glow in the dark condoms.
demonjester1515
See, this is realizing your target audience.
AntiDownVoteActivist
Wait... promoted post... but it's cyanide and happiness? IT'S LIKE A GIFT FROM IMGUR TO IMGUR
NONEPIZZAWITHLEFTBEEF
This pleases me.
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vaxine19
Yes! Combine this with @illbeyourbeard's comment. Step 3 profit!
AntiDownVoteActivist
Imgur gives everyone a bottle of superglue.
favian117
But will it blend?
InternalServerError
Two midgets shitting in a bucket.
jollyrocket
well bleach my asshole and call me Jenny McCarthy
SometimesIBuildThings
As if I'd ever say that to a horse that wasn't your mother.
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SometimesIBuildThings
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
testingonetwothreetesting
ooh this is good
OtherErinFromTheOffice
Holy shit I can't wait for those 2 comments. Sidenote, this may be one of the best promoted posts I've seen.
TheGoddamnDM
A one legged man in an ass kicking competition.
illbeyourbeard
You'd lose your own asshole if it wasn't superglued to the back of your balls.
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Lierofox
Oh hey. Does Robguy still remember old StickMutilator/SM Guy? :o
illbeyourbeard
I literally plotzed this morning.
halfbakedsnail
This is glorious!
SapreTarTarTripeUfalaOopAGoop
What
33WhiskeyTX
That's another thing, stop gluing things to the back of my balls.
ganstarapmademedoit
With dickbutt as a wise old man explaining the importance of keeping your genitals and asshole connected. Then epic battle scene ensues.
IAmThePermabannedAccountOfMyNameIsMrTorgue
Personally, fuck @OP for acting like Matt never existed.
OPmakesOC
"He'll forever be valued as the crucial part of Cyanide & Happiness that he is." Kris Wilson, posting about Matt leaving the team.
IAmThePermabannedAccountOfMyNameIsMrTorgue
"We're Dave, Kris and Rob, and we created Cyanide & Happiness." so valued.
OPmakesOC
I know, right? Just because he left doesn't mean he was never there.
PoIluticorn
So for the rest of time they should introduce themselves as "Dave, Kris, Rob, and Matt. Matt is photoshopped in because he left the team".
IAmThePermabannedAccountOfMyNameIsMrTorgue
"left the team",they pushed him out. They introduced themselves as creators of the comic, he deserves credit there because he created it too
udontneedtoknowmyname
Please let this be a part of it.
Sidorakh
Leading by a whopping 200 points... It probably will be
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illbeyourbeard
I don't know if it's a reference, but one time I said it to my ex-girlfriend. She's great.
OPmakesOC
Wait, your ex girlfriend had balls?
illbeyourbeard
THAT'S why we broke up.
OPmakesOC
Nice
OPmakesOC
Was that why you broke up
illbeyourbeard
Not really.