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The Workhorse
The favorite bra you wear every day, forever, until it literally falls apart.
The Bat Bra
The bra whose effects on your cleavage break every known law of physics.
The Vise
Worn for workouts, this bra's smushing abilities are legend.
The Deceiver (or, as I like to call it, "The Lays Chips Bag Bra")
The bra that makes your boobs look five times bigger than they actually are.
Sir Pokes-a-Lot
The bra with a sharp, badly-lined underwire that causes unavoidable injuries every time you wear it.
The Heavy Hitter
Overwires, underwires, a five-pronged hydraulic clasp system, and straps thick enough to choke a donkey: this bra is a must-have for the large-breasted set.
The Aspirational Brassiere
Purchased accidentally, this bra is a full cup size too large... but you keep it around anyway, in the hopes of giving your boobs something to strive for.
The Interloper
A bra which... wait a second. This isn't my bra! Whose bra is this?!
The Useless Boob Bedazzler
No support, no structure, and no function whatsoever... but oooooh, it's so pretty!
The Great Descender
The strapless bra which, no matter how tightly you cinch it, always wriggles its way down to your waist within five minutes of leaving the house.
rylecx
As a guy: This was oddly informative and... I'm not sure how else to react to it
JurassicJamie
My bf calls the one that is so thick all he feels is padding "The Great Barrier Bra".
fornostrangereason
Angel wings & fairy hair, you do serve a purpose.
Kittendoodles
Magical purposes.
whyareyousosweatyiwaswatchingcops
Cool story bra.
xfollowingseax
You're cool. I like you.
meggsandbacon
I once had to run the mile in gym class while wearing a strapless bra. Not a good time.
TheAmazon
Your pain. I feel it. *Shudders*
hotstankytomatoes
Just a male comment passing through...
peoniesinkittylitter
I would happily go around without a bra if i didn't have pesky nipples that like to show themselves when the temperature turns nippy.
GBMaker
"Did I say something interesting, or are you just glad to see me?"
FoxyTheWolf
Lost it at "put me on! I'm full of lies"
shamrockgirl
that was my favorite one and also happens to be my favorite bra.
100percent200proofColombian
I read it as "The Heavy Hitler". Even after I thought it was probably hitter*, I had a hard time convincing myself.
LeagueOfGentleWomen
I've just had to scroll back up and re-read. Totally in your boat...
foriamanengine
ditto..
TheSquishyDitto
I didn't do it!
BiffTHEBearKiller
The Bat Bra is whatever your titties need it to be...
MissMelissa815
it is the bra your boobs deserve
myrrlyn
But not the one they need right now.
schmohpie833
THIS. This is the single MOST accurate post on imgur. TO THE FRONT PAGE!
yorkshireterrier
This post has just reminded me that I need to go bra shopping. Ugh.
spudkissed
It's the worst
Contrafibularities
Girls always ask why I stare at their chest, they never believe me when I tell them their bras talk, now I have proof
randomowl23
...Well I'm sure they won't hate you now.
Contrafibularities
I'll never get kicked off the bus again!
randomowl23
Yes! You'll be loved by all!
TheNumber6
You forgot the "I make guys look retarded" bra. Also known as the bra with a front clasp.
mixylodian
That'd be the Deceiver. Any time I wear mine I get guys looking and even girls saying 'where did THOSE come from'?
foriamanengine
EVERYTIME
ThisisBowieback2Bowie
Damn you sir pokes alot, and your crooked underwire!
Nerdyohyoumeanawesome
I have every one of these, but wear only 2 unless it's laundry day.
ohtigerlily
I'm barely an A cup, literally none of this applies to me since I wear a bra like once a month. I know, i'm a hippie.
texturedpillow
As a member of the 36F club, I'm envious.
queenofthelab
I'd do more to get the perfect bra than I would a Klondike bar
Childlike
You're just missing the annoying "built in bra" that you hate but you have to keep because it's a part of your favorite shirt.
HannahJoyJoy
Am I the only person who loves the built in bra (with camisoles and such), i'm right on the cusp between big and small, so they work for me
AnaBrigidaGomez
I love them too. But I'm a perky B cup I only wear a bra to avoid my nipples staring at everyone.
Jennnanigans
I cut those little bastards out if I can!
Childlike
I've thought about doing it so many times! I'm just afraid of ruining my favorite shirt!
BeccaAnne
I cut them out. It's not worth it.
GlobSaveTheVampireQueen
Same here, most shirts w/ built-in bras are relatively easy to remove the bra without meesing up the shirt.
GlobSaveTheVampireQueen
*messing
squirrelzandcatz4eva
I find built-in bras are perfect when wearing a strapless bra, they help keep the bra from becoming a belt! But otherwise, they're useless.
Sakoura
Or that annoying piece of fabric in a triangle that isn't sewn in the fabric and just gives a weird form to the breast and move around!
1999eclipse
I got a boob lift and I love built-in bras! they are all I need. :)
SEXYWHALE4LIFE
I actually like built in bras, but I have to wear a normal bra with them as well so it kind of defeats the purpose...
MyHeartIsSweeterThanBaconChild
I do the same. Camis without them send useless to me.
SEXYWHALE4LIFE
It just makes the boobs look so much nicer.
MyHeartIsSweeterThanBaconChild
It really does. plus it adds a little extra support!
itstimetopaytheprice
You mean the tight rubber band shelf that does nothing? Also, why did you put a rubber band into my shirt!
Hannahstarzz
Fuck built-in bras. If you have big boobies, they will strip you of sanity and comfort.
msdutchoven
And cute shirts.
spudkissed
Even with small boobs they are complete bullshit lol
Clairabella
Also...corsets. You can't breath or eat in them but your tits look great!
SohotRN
Not breathing I can deal with, but not eating?! I would surely die!
iamagrocerybag
Breathe or eat? Girl, you forgot the eternal struggle of trying to sit down in a nice, tight corset... dear Gods!
Clairabella
That's nothing...try sitting down in a car in a corset! It's impossibibble.
RogueAvenger
Especially when you have bucket seats. I swear I damn near suffocate myself every single time.
RogueAvenger
Especially when you have bucket seats. I swear I damn near suffocate myself every single time.
delonwheels
Haha right? You look like a crazy person sitting that straight in a car.
scarlettaddiction
I was going to disagree until this comment. 100% accurate. Can't imagine how strange I look to other drivers when I tightlace in public.
Blaised
As a woman with a large chest, built-in bras are a complete joke.
jhos
I honestly cut them out or I wont be able to put the shirt on.
SteveHarringtonsLusciousLocks
I'm gonna need to see some proof of this claim.
lawlysmoke
Scoffed at them since age 12 :D Glad to hear I'm not alone!
angel0fmu51c
As a woman with pointy A-cups, I scoff at the built-in bras in my tank tops! SO annoying!
HerroDer
As a woman who barely fills an A-cup, I never understood built-in bras either. They definitely don't work for me.
whatthebjork
Hear, hear. I just cut them out.
ChloeIGiggle
On this topic, does anyone else notice that they have to always buy a size or two up in shirts to fit in them?
whatthebjork
God yes...like every day. The rest of me is a small, but my chest is a large.... :(
wizardofscozz
Yes. And then the rest of the shirt looks ridiculous and oversized, but hey! At least the boob part fits.
ChloeIGiggle
I also love the way that companies automatically assume that if you have boobs, you want to show off inappropriate amounts of cleavage.
SakuraMilkTea
As a woman with barely any chest, built-in bras are great during hot summer weather :)
RockerOfSocks
As another busty woman, I, too, laugh in the face of built-in bras. (You should check out Busty Girl Comics. :D)
Blaised
I read all of them; they're so relatable!
RockerOfSocks
I did too. I keep finding myself checking back all the time, hoping she's posted something random. Not a comic, just something. I'm pitiful.
qwicksilfer
I showed them all to my boyfriend and was like SEE, SEE IT'S NOT JUST ME! :)
Sakoura
ooouuuuuu omw to read em! :D
Sakoura
I, too am a Busty girl lol
RockerOfSocks
Enjoy. :D There is a link on the side just for the comics, if you're interested. There's a lot of woman-to-woman help on there too. :)
HmmTurtle
"I just wanna be a belt" cracked me up xD
CarolMcAlister
Me and "the girls" approve of this post.
Eurovisionary
I'm a gay guy and I just favourited this post for the laughs and realised I have zero further use for it :/
ghostofryuchan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhV7gNZ-w3A
suspectbucket
I neuter sir-pokes-a-lot by putting foam ear-plugs on the tips.
TheyHidInTheDayAndAteGuavas
Brilliance :D
reginaflangey
YOU ARE FUCKING BRILLIANT
nivlag1040
What about pulling the wire out & using the former S. P.a-lot as a backup weekend bra when you don't require all that under-wire support?
saidtotheuniverse
I did that with one of mine hoping to save it because it was so pretty--but without any support, it made my boobs look like potatoes :(
onmymccloud
O.M.G. you just made my life.
suspectbucket
You're welcome, fellow brahaver :hi-5:
onmymccloud
Hi, other fellow bra haver :)
PrincessKatrin
Thank you for changing my life forever.
Kittendoodles
TO THE TOP!
FilthyNastyHobbitses
I've just been using layers and layers of tape... This is such a better idea than my fix.
TwistedSecret
Those are the only kind I have left, and now I have to decide whether I want to buy bras or ear plugs.
saidtotheuniverse
Or adhesive moleskin over the hole that the wire has poked through the fabric.
ixana
I'd been using binder clips. Ironic, since they're just more metal. But foam has considerably less metal in it than metal!
WhoIsTheDodie
I have earplugs in my purse. Not sure y. Just cldnt toss em out. Now i kno y! Thank u. I love u!
laestrella
This is great! I also have pretty bras that are too small,but i keep them just in case.
cuteysar
i keep them coz i dont want to feel like i wasted my money and then usually throw them out like 5 years later, mostly unworn!
Moriarty
I do that. Currently storing 2 mistakes. Although, in the same trip, I found a really cheap, very flattering bra, so it wasn't all a miss!
Haplogy
I do as well "just in case" of hot date...but I don't go out, so they don't get used lol
onmymccloud
Me too! I always play the "when i'm not on my period" card to myself
RockerOfSocks
I keep them because I'm too broke at the moment to get ones that fit. :(
IngoldInglorian
I own all those bras ( except The Heavy Hitter ) lol
grippasteel
Me too!
Clairabella
I have to have The Heavy Hitler, but my supplier sells me some pretty ones.
Desmondia
The Heavy Hitler!?
Clairabella
Wow...now I feel like an idiot.
Desmondia
Noooo, it was hitlarious!!!
Clairabella
It was the perfect example of a Freudian slip. :D
ISammael
I do as well. Wait, is it weird that I'm also a guy?
IngoldInglorian
lol. not if you have Gynecomastia
ISammael
i didn't even know that was a THING! you've taught me something, and it makes me HAPPY!
IsMaithLiomTurtair
When I first read it I thought it said Heavy Hitler. However something seemed wrong in that.
wynterr
I only realised it didn't say Hitler when you pointed that out.
HeroOfHyrule7373
oh my gosh I did too and I scrolled back up looking for it
msdutchoven
I have an almost heavy hitter, the most unsexy bra ever created, but it is so comfortable.
iamagrocerybag
Over the shoulder boulder holder.
IngoldInglorian
ah yes...work bras :)
ChannyJ11
I literally have all of these and never realized until now how I felt about them. Thank you OP.
fivefingercuntpunch
Exactly what i thought. I also have, as laestrella put it, "pretty bras that are too small, but i keep them just in case"
ChannyJ11
me too.. maybe one day I'll become motivated to stop stuffing my face and fit back into it again. haha
momodaisuki
This thread speaks truth.
meisa1291
They need a disappearing bra: The best bra you have ever had, that somehow always goes missing right after you buy it.
chronicposer
That's when your bra became the Interloper to someone else
Scanderoon
You missed "The Almost" - the bra that pretty much fits, and you convince yourself it's fine, until you've been wearing it for half an hour.
Scanderoon
And then you realize that you're going to have to deal with falling out the bottom or being pinched or straps digging in ALL DAMN DAY.
juiceboxphantom
This is 100% accurate. +1
Zer0th
Lemme guess: You're a guy, or?
Lyndsay09
The Vise is hilarious! I still need to get a bra that smooshes my boobs so they are immobile.
scook16
As a female...I concur! haha
ThisIsSpaceballsTheUsername
The front page was 100% accurate that this was a top comment
Textuality
I need a new bat bra. Radar is starting to spot my current one. :)
ChloeIGiggle
Seconded.
Radey
I don't think anything has been as accurate as this post.
TheyHidInTheDayAndAteGuavas
This is, I tend to take out the offending underwire and walk round with one boob slightly higher than the other. Its Britney BITCH!,!
DieselBrother
As a guy..... I'll take your word for it.
teaismylife
I don't like bras, can we go back to the 90's when according to friends it was socially acceptable not to wear them?
juiceboxphantom
That would be nip-tacular.
TheyHidInTheDayAndAteGuavas
What if you're a G cup?
WolvenLore
Still acceptable. -serious nods-
nutcase7694
^A dude. :)
WolvenLore
I am not a dude. But I have A's, dude. XD
teaismylife
Then some support might be in your best interest
notifl1
your bras can talk and were made in photoshop D: how terrifying.
Dmgctrl
I think we need pics.... you know, for science. :)
Chirunoful
I hope you have something to support that claim (Bad pun... I'm sleepy :( )
juiceboxphantom
Actually, I have two things to support that claim - I call them "breasts".
Chirunoful
Well, I can similarly confirm, but I just couldn't pass up a "support" joke on a post about bras
mugiwarastrawhats
well, that bra-calated quickly...
nutcase7694
No. Just no. Stahp it!
eloquince
HAHA YEAH GIRL
Muffyns
why dont males have bras i want a bra
izmi
I want to see you walk around in a bra for a week, just so you can regret saying this.
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CarolMcAlister
Here ya go
benj1008
lmao, Japan...
InspectorGoole
Sir pokes a lot is such a bastard bra, you put it on cos it looks all fancy and spend the rest of the day in some serious boob pain.
dieseltrain
Seriously. I only wear Sir Pokes a lot if I'm expecting to be taking it off within a few hours.
MissMing
amen
wronggengirl
more like rib pain :(
captainsnacksonfriends
The problem is that it's usually the bra that makes your boobage look the best, so you have no choice but to endure the pain!
existana
My Sir pokes a lot pokes me in the back the most by the clasp. I hate that bra - one of my last resort bras
omgyoucanchangethis
yet when I go into Victoria's Secret & ask them what non-wired bras they have, they only have 2 lines, neither of which include my size.
visionquest
I wear sir pokes a lot because I haven't done laundry in weeks. It always motivates me to do laundry.
eloquince
side boob pain*
Luvvie
Armpit*
nut3ll4
i bought a freaking DKNY bra in the hope that it would be so much more comfy than cheaper ones.. NAH BRO. it gave me fucking scars!! SCARS!!
RockerOfSocks
That sounds terrifying. D:
Toxicempanada
The side! Ugh. I wind up with a red bruise/blister under my armpit but it makes me boobs look awesome. :_:
Luvvie
My pain seems to be in my fukkin ARMPITS. Like, WTF, Sir Pokes A Lot, what are you doing THERE?!
jeanvaljavert
and then you're like, "Oh, but maybe if I try it just one more time...it can't be as painful as it was last time." masochist...
cuteysar
yet you always go back for more!
slightlylucid
I have to put a cotton ball there and if anyone sees it they think I stuff my bras. NO IT JUST HURTS!
himynameisRi
Currently in that situation. Why did I wear you this morning?! ;_;
mremaknu
Underwires were the first and only reason I ever actually set fire to a bra before.
himynameisRi
I love you so much for doing that.
lovechildofgarybuseyandnicholascage
I set fire to a pair of heels once. My bras are mostly intact thus far.
RockerOfSocks
At least you got back at it.
wheresmyelephant
The worst is when the underwire actually snaps and stabs you all day. Being a busty girl, it's so hard to find a new bra that'll fit :/
CastleBonerShrinker
This is the second time in like two weeks that I've been upvote #666. I'm not sure how I feel about this.
ImMrNovember
The only thing worse is the bra whose straps won't stay up on your shoulders. Most annoying thing ever.
andriatrap
I believe that's a sign of a poorly fitting bra.
celticbelle
The Wriggler.I hate that one!
CrystalEyes
Sir pokes a lot is every bra with underwire for me. It seems 100% inevitable. Idk if I'm really bad at bra shopping, or what.
Clairabella
I have the same problem...i think they're just too damn big.
cucumbersome
80% of women wear the wrong bra size. its not just you, promise.