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Apr 23, 2016 2:05 AM
Hiveswap
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BorneoBlackDog
Once on myspace time I got a message praising my beauty and angelic smile..... I had orangutan as profile pic
tehPhreakmang
Phreakmang says #7 is smoooooooth as fuck.
Anonynoose
+1 for autismo
Snaitf
Yep, books
monsterhunter4lyfe
I have autismo.
LickMyNutsAndCherryIceCream
Thankful I found my soulmate before Tinder existed.. Would have been so much pressure.
ohfudgemocha
pussy smesh
EvolvingLurker
Halfway through this "dump" and already,
weirdnorwegianguy
Alot of these aren't funny nor clever.
sodomizingtheshitout
That Star Wars one is smooth af
SHUTUPWILWHEATON
TIL a lot of people like eating ass, goddamn
NSAgent
Holy shit that's a lot of screen caps of you thinking you're more clever than you actually are!
CliffyBiro57
Lol why u mad tho?
gorgeousninja
And they say romance is dead.
0nceInABlueMoon
#2 should've started with, "I was gonna make an anal joke butt fuck it."
sodomizingtheshitout
I like it when you call me Yono..
godsbestidiot
Let's see if we can put this to use at tinder
imshiva
We gon need updates mate
TysonGoesOutside
I am so glad I am married and don't have to deal with the dating world ever again.
Coloradoboy
At least these people get matches! Hahaha *cries internally*
Threeleggedman
Probably the worst thing is when you match with them, then you say "hey" to them. They don't answer back then they unmatch you.
TurangaLeelaIsMyMom
Me, too. (Female) It sucks.
Guilead
They probably get matches because they work out. Notice that none of the girls were less than a 7. The guys were probably attractive, too.
BARRIIICADEtv
Living in the most Northern part of BC Canada.. I know what you mean.
cgimw
I'm so bad at tinder I don't even get bots.
fufuwewe
chances are they use fake pics of that guy that twirls bo staves, hes basically the standard for fake Tinder profiles too goodlooking
demaniak
It looks like the trick is just to honestly not give a fuck. That way you get some fucks. Hm, tah fell apart the end...
DrKriegersClone
Step 1, be attractive. *cries also*
brickweed
SUOMI MAINITTU TORILLE
Imapurpletoaster
I don't get the "spaghetti who" :( (I'm a non native englisher) please explain!
MCEscherWasADouchebag
The joke is that there's no punchline. The thing that's supposed to be funny is the fact that he ruined the joke.
Imapurpletoaster
Thanks!
mason202
keyblader1985
She was being a giant rectum.
thatclimbingguy
was like "DAAAAAMN SON"
Sircallihan
"Dating"
Herosanoj
AFuckingBazooka
Excuse me, 911? I just witnessed a fucking murder
RaggedCritic
It made me jealous that I would never be that fucking clever to return with a roast that harsh.
Herosanoj
Me too, clever and devestating replies to roasts aren't really my strength.
CaptainArminius
The King of Lizards cannot best KARL! KING OF THE DUCKS!
Troodemiester
Many of the charge percentages on this post hurt me inside
TrigenderSwissArmyKnife
You can definitely see the girls who are more laid back than the others and willing to entertain whatever shit comes in the chat
EnchantedSweatervest
I don't get the spaghetti one and now I'm too afraid to ask.
yarnicorns
I don't get it either?
thylm
Ok.
PabloTh3Ninja
Who's there?
thylm
Spaghetti obviously.
Come1CumAll
Can they teach me how to turn down the difficulty setting on tinder?
Shiwanshu2
Git gud
SHUTUPWILWHEATON
Aprille? Fucking really? Is this common and I just live under a rock?
PleaseClapNow
Us white folk just throw extra vowels and consonants like 'L' and 'N' into names - Braelynn, Aprille, Makaelynn, Braedyn, etc...
DarthFutuza
A-aron
cbjfan
A-aron Buhlackey?
ImgurnariumOfDoctorGiraffus
Parents name their kids like they're trying to find an unclaimed email address. "April2187 sound good to you?"
PleaseClapNow
It's going to be fun when these kids are old - GRAMMA BRAELYNN2007, THANKS FOR THE $5 IN MY BIRTHDAY CARD, BETCH
OutdoorHuman
Pray, tell, have you heard of the 'Beatin and Defeatin Wil Wheaton Pact' ?
SHUTUPWILWHEATON
No, but damn it sure sounds like something I'd like to
OutdoorHuman
And somehow I got downvoted for it .... hm
SHUTUPWILWHEATON
Not by me my friend :(
GCostanza
magicalunicorns420
GEORGE COSTANZA!!!!
Zokathra
Bitch is basic as fuck.
Ecxusemeisthisnametaken
Books?
fatrustyfarts
Yep, books.
Tamaska
When I was little we would ask with the same weight... He actually made the feather heavier.. wtf Yesenia
DarthFutuza
Well she has to carry around 90 llbs of text books everyday, of course she's gunna think it's heavier then the feathers or bricks.
letmeslipintosomethingmoreFreudian
Yesenia es una tonta